Noah Constrictor
@noahdirt.bsky.social
Gravy hates me today.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Gravy hates me today.
Kash Patel is a straight up dork.
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Kash Patel is a straight up dork.
Probably more than a thousand calls to 9-1-1 finding a dead grandma were made on these things.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Probably more than a thousand calls to 9-1-1 finding a dead grandma were made on these things.
There’s a kid on my 4th grader’s bball team named Larry.
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
There’s a kid on my 4th grader’s bball team named Larry.
Midwestern men should have two looks: Ed and Gein.
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Midwestern men should have two looks: Ed and Gein.
You Need to Shut the Fuck Up About the Communists
open.substack.com/pub/nfsiela/...
open.substack.com/pub/nfsiela/...
You Need to Shut the Fuck Up About the Communists
America’s most rugged individualists are publicly funded.
open.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
You Need to Shut the Fuck Up About the Communists
open.substack.com/pub/nfsiela/...
open.substack.com/pub/nfsiela/...
You Need to Shut the Fuck Up About the Communists
open.substack.com/pub/nfsiela/...
open.substack.com/pub/nfsiela/...
You Need to Shut the Fuck Up About the Communists
America’s most rugged individualists are publicly funded.
open.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
You Need to Shut the Fuck Up About the Communists
open.substack.com/pub/nfsiela/...
open.substack.com/pub/nfsiela/...
Cuomo hearing that the Dick Cheney endorsement can’t happen now.
a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Cuomo hearing that the Dick Cheney endorsement can’t happen now.
Overalls for priests.
November 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Overalls for priests.
Mamdani’s the first major candidate in years to give people a real way out of the MAGA nightmare through economic populism that actually resonates.
And what do the party’s biggest names do? Fucking hide. They’ve built whole careers on losing politely and mistaking paralysis for principle.
And what do the party’s biggest names do? Fucking hide. They’ve built whole careers on losing politely and mistaking paralysis for principle.
November 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Mamdani’s the first major candidate in years to give people a real way out of the MAGA nightmare through economic populism that actually resonates.
And what do the party’s biggest names do? Fucking hide. They’ve built whole careers on losing politely and mistaking paralysis for principle.
And what do the party’s biggest names do? Fucking hide. They’ve built whole careers on losing politely and mistaking paralysis for principle.
Director’s cut baseball.
October 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Director’s cut baseball.
Freddie Freeman just ruined a good time.
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Freddie Freeman just ruined a good time.
If this goes 20 they should give everyone guns.
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
If this goes 20 they should give everyone guns.
I was the guy who brought the satchel to the Louvre Jewel Heist. Satchel Guy.
October 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I was the guy who brought the satchel to the Louvre Jewel Heist. Satchel Guy.
The reason I get so much glee watching Zohran Mamdani destroy Cuomo isn’t just because Cuomo deserves it. It’s because it feels like the roadmap for finally tearing down the Clinton, Obama, and Biden version of the Democratic Party.
October 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The reason I get so much glee watching Zohran Mamdani destroy Cuomo isn’t just because Cuomo deserves it. It’s because it feels like the roadmap for finally tearing down the Clinton, Obama, and Biden version of the Democratic Party.
Reposted by Noah Constrictor
That’s probably the best Gronowski, the running Gronowski.
October 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
That’s probably the best Gronowski, the running Gronowski.
Wish we could move past Ed Gein and the January 6 Insurrectionists’ legal kerfuffles to acknowledge not only how great they dressed, but how functional they dressed.
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Wish we could move past Ed Gein and the January 6 Insurrectionists’ legal kerfuffles to acknowledge not only how great they dressed, but how functional they dressed.
JB Pritzker should play Oliver Platt in the Oliver Platt biopic.
October 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
JB Pritzker should play Oliver Platt in the Oliver Platt biopic.
Buddy is La-Z-Boy shopping today and he’s sending me photos for my approval and feedback before he commits.
October 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Buddy is La-Z-Boy shopping today and he’s sending me photos for my approval and feedback before he commits.