KRAMPUS’S LITTLE HELPER
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Champion in the epic war against squirrels
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Pinned
I’m clean as a whistle. A filthy disgusting whistle
Post a graphic selfie if you’re so designed
Post a defensive selfie if you’re so maligned
Post a quitting your job selfie if you're so resigned
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Post a graphic selfie if you’re so designed
Fosters Freeze The People
Qdoja Cat
Starbjorks
Chic Shack
El Pollo Toto
Krispy Creed
Dokken Donuts
Applebee Gees
Weezerschnitzel
Buffalo Wild Winger
Wet Wet Wetaburger
Ruth's Chris Stapleton
Puddle of Fuddruckers
Pink Floyd's The Wahlburgers
Starbjorks
Chic Shack
El Pollo Toto
Krispy Creed
Dokken Donuts
Applebee Gees
Weezerschnitzel
Buffalo Wild Winger
Wet Wet Wetaburger
Ruth's Chris Stapleton
Puddle of Fuddruckers
Pink Floyd's The Wahlburgers
Great White Castle
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Fosters Freeze The People
Frankenstein was the doctor, the monster was Pete mostly, some Alfred, a little bit of David, some Brian bits…
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Frankenstein was the doctor, the monster was Pete mostly, some Alfred, a little bit of David, some Brian bits…
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If there’s one thing I’m good at it’s making memories. I’ve been making memories for as long as I can remember.
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If there’s one thing I’m good at it’s making memories. I’ve been making memories for as long as I can remember.
Great White Castle
Iggy Popeyes
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Great White Castle
Pickup Styx
House of Au Bon Pain
Nina Häagen-Dazs
Cold STP Creamery
Farmer Boyz II Men
Jack Johnson in the Box
Cheesecake + Cheesecake Music Factory
Uncle Cracker Barrel
Frankie Goes To Planet Hollywood
House of Au Bon Pain
Nina Häagen-Dazs
Cold STP Creamery
Farmer Boyz II Men
Jack Johnson in the Box
Cheesecake + Cheesecake Music Factory
Uncle Cracker Barrel
Frankie Goes To Planet Hollywood
Ledo Richard
Lil Jon Silvers
ChipotleAnn Rimes
TGI Freddie Mercury
PF Chance the Rapper
Paul McCartney & Wingstop
Lil Jon Silvers
ChipotleAnn Rimes
TGI Freddie Mercury
PF Chance the Rapper
Paul McCartney & Wingstop
XTCBY
December 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Pickup Styx
House of Au Bon Pain
Nina Häagen-Dazs
Cold STP Creamery
Farmer Boyz II Men
Jack Johnson in the Box
Cheesecake + Cheesecake Music Factory
Uncle Cracker Barrel
Frankie Goes To Planet Hollywood
House of Au Bon Pain
Nina Häagen-Dazs
Cold STP Creamery
Farmer Boyz II Men
Jack Johnson in the Box
Cheesecake + Cheesecake Music Factory
Uncle Cracker Barrel
Frankie Goes To Planet Hollywood
XTCBY
Twisted Sizzler
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
XTCBY
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Twisted Sizzler
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Twisted Sizzler
tarantino hating on actors as if everybody didn’t see his performance in pulp fiction
December 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
tarantino hating on actors as if everybody didn’t see his performance in pulp fiction
Dropkick Papa Murphys
Taco Bell Biv Devoe
Tony! Toni! Toné! Romas!
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Dropkick Papa Murphys
Tony! Toni! Toné! Romas!
Wendy’s O?
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Tony! Toni! Toné! Romas!
Semisonic Burger
Pantera Express
Crowded Waffle House
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Semisonic Burger
Crowded Waffle House
Olive Gwarden
Talk Talko Bell
December 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Crowded Waffle House
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Olive Gwarden
Talk Talko Bell
Del Shannon Taco
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Olive Gwarden
Pinkberry Floyd
Burger King Crimson
Taco Belle And Sebastian
Terrence Trent D'Arby's
Cinnebon Iver
Dairy Queensryche
Little John Caesar'
Sbarro-lling Stones
Taco Belle And Sebastian
Terrence Trent D'Arby's
Cinnebon Iver
Dairy Queensryche
Little John Caesar'
Sbarro-lling Stones
Carlsaur Jr.
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Pinkberry Floyd
Talk Talko Bell
Del Shannon Taco
Smashmouthburger
December 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Talk Talko Bell
Led Blimpie
Rage Against the Cheesecake Factory
Terence Trent D'Arby’s
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Led Blimpie
Terence Trent D'Arby’s
The Jackson Five Guys
Fats Dominos
December 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Terence Trent D'Arby’s
Carlsaur Jr.
Simply Red Lobster
TCBYCSNY
December 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Carlsaur Jr.
Derek and the Domino’s Pizza
Burger Kxng Crooked
Waffle House Of Pain
December 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Derek and the Domino’s Pizza
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
baby won’t sleep? try singing rock-a-bye baby, a song about a baby that ends up sleeping forever. the implicit threat will calm that baby down
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
baby won’t sleep? try singing rock-a-bye baby, a song about a baby that ends up sleeping forever. the implicit threat will calm that baby down
Last night I watched Architecton on HBOMax and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a better blending of abstract visuals, sound and music. Long panning shots where you don’t know what extractly you are looking at or even what is up or down and then it’s revealed in a way that is almost disorienting
December 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Last night I watched Architecton on HBOMax and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a better blending of abstract visuals, sound and music. Long panning shots where you don’t know what extractly you are looking at or even what is up or down and then it’s revealed in a way that is almost disorienting
this is literally me after everyone shouted surprise at my surprise birthday party
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
this is literally me after everyone shouted surprise at my surprise birthday party
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BREAKING: Arctic explorers discover a ninth Skarsgård brother
January 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
BREAKING: Arctic explorers discover a ninth Skarsgård brother