SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸
@lorazekim.bsky.social
Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, grilled cheese connoisseur, GenX, seesaw champion, whiskey, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
Pinned
Fuck flowers. Snort coke off my ass and let’s fuck to Slayer
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I had a brilliant suggestion to replace my neighbour's prized garden gnome with a realistic statue of a gargoyle flipping the bird.
They still haven’t noticed.
They still haven’t noticed.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I had a brilliant suggestion to replace my neighbour's prized garden gnome with a realistic statue of a gargoyle flipping the bird.
They still haven’t noticed.
They still haven’t noticed.
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[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
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I love giving advice. It’s a chance to solve someone else’s problem with a solution I would never use myself.
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I love giving advice. It’s a chance to solve someone else’s problem with a solution I would never use myself.
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Slap me with a cheeseburger and tell me I’m pretty.
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Slap me with a cheeseburger and tell me I’m pretty.
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May you have people that you get at the airport and, when you are the one who has flown, people who get you when you arrive.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
May you have people that you get at the airport and, when you are the one who has flown, people who get you when you arrive.
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just sayin i've never seen anybody in a jeep doin any wranglin
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
just sayin i've never seen anybody in a jeep doin any wranglin
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i wouldn’t mind mashin your taters
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i wouldn’t mind mashin your taters
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A spittoon and a singing bowl walk into a dark den of deep meditation. Zen says is none of you lost. Singing bowl spits out a mallet and spittoon says see I told you, if you got me hammered they would not be able to tell us apart, that was my cowboy
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
A spittoon and a singing bowl walk into a dark den of deep meditation. Zen says is none of you lost. Singing bowl spits out a mallet and spittoon says see I told you, if you got me hammered they would not be able to tell us apart, that was my cowboy
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People who appreciate the print on your shirt are your people.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
People who appreciate the print on your shirt are your people.
Me as a therapist:
Have you tried tossing a toaster in your bath about it
Have you tried tossing a toaster in your bath about it
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Me as a therapist:
Have you tried tossing a toaster in your bath about it
Have you tried tossing a toaster in your bath about it
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Nostalgia is just your past, politely lying to you.
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Nostalgia is just your past, politely lying to you.
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Love that chicken from Popeye's 🎶 but it's me talking about turkey from your mawmaw's house
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Love that chicken from Popeye's 🎶 but it's me talking about turkey from your mawmaw's house
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At a potluck eating socially acceptable portions thinking about what I'm gonna eat standing in the kitchen later
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
At a potluck eating socially acceptable portions thinking about what I'm gonna eat standing in the kitchen later
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Oops, forgot to post about yesterday’s Sunday brunch special. It was a good one.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Oops, forgot to post about yesterday’s Sunday brunch special. It was a good one.
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When you die, this is the first sign you see.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
When you die, this is the first sign you see.
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*Great moments in DM history 1869*
My dearest Hortence,
I trust you received the tintype of my dick, for which I invested great cost and effort.
If you do not find pleasure in it, then kindly go to hell.
Sincerely,
J Chadington III
My dearest Hortence,
I trust you received the tintype of my dick, for which I invested great cost and effort.
If you do not find pleasure in it, then kindly go to hell.
Sincerely,
J Chadington III
December 5, 2024 at 7:54 PM
*Great moments in DM history 1869*
My dearest Hortence,
I trust you received the tintype of my dick, for which I invested great cost and effort.
If you do not find pleasure in it, then kindly go to hell.
Sincerely,
J Chadington III
My dearest Hortence,
I trust you received the tintype of my dick, for which I invested great cost and effort.
If you do not find pleasure in it, then kindly go to hell.
Sincerely,
J Chadington III
I talk a lot of shit for someone who has to tread water in the shallow end
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I talk a lot of shit for someone who has to tread water in the shallow end
Seductively slashes your throat
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Seductively slashes your throat
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It's actually del Toro's monster Guillermo is the filmmaker
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It's actually del Toro's monster Guillermo is the filmmaker
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who hasnt followed a man home when in a feeding frenzy
Bear, in fall feeding frenzy, follows 87-year-old California man into his home
Bear, in fall feeding frenzy, follows 87-year-old California man into his home
A black bear surprised an 87-year-old man who had stepped into his garage for firewood before dawn Wednesday. The animal then followed the man into his house.
www.latimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
who hasnt followed a man home when in a feeding frenzy
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they need to make this for people. i want Atavan scent
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
they need to make this for people. i want Atavan scent
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people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse
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why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there