Nicki🎭
@nickitikki.bsky.social
Gird your loins!
I like to get high.
Raised without helmets, rewarded with anxiety.
I like to get high.
Raised without helmets, rewarded with anxiety.
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Normally I stay out of Political stuff for my own personal sanity, but this is grotesque. 😭
Normally I stay out of Political stuff for my own personal sanity, but this is grotesque. 😭
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Posted by the White House!!
Normally I stay out of Political stuff for my own personal sanity, but this is grotesque. 😭
Normally I stay out of Political stuff for my own personal sanity, but this is grotesque. 😭
New week, same menace. 😏
Happy Monday & December 1st. 🎅
Happy Monday & December 1st. 🎅
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
New week, same menace. 😏
Happy Monday & December 1st. 🎅
Happy Monday & December 1st. 🎅
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Santa said my list has cookies. That list has subpoenas. 🎅
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Santa said my list has cookies. That list has subpoenas. 🎅
My life runs on outtakes. The bloopers are basically the plot now. 🤪
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My life runs on outtakes. The bloopers are basically the plot now. 🤪
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At this point, life’s basically a long-running sitcom where the writers stopped caring in season three and we’re just improvising.
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
At this point, life’s basically a long-running sitcom where the writers stopped caring in season three and we’re just improvising.
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If Hitler had a grave, he'd be jerking off in it.
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If Hitler had a grave, he'd be jerking off in it.
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I don’t do Black Friday.
I observe it from a safe distance, like a nature documentary.
I observe it from a safe distance, like a nature documentary.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I don’t do Black Friday.
I observe it from a safe distance, like a nature documentary.
I observe it from a safe distance, like a nature documentary.
I celebrate Cozy Thursday instead...zero colonizers, all carbs.
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I celebrate Cozy Thursday instead...zero colonizers, all carbs.
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Please, romanticize away.
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Please, romanticize away.
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Interesting attire for a US Ambassador at a formal occasion.
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Interesting attire for a US Ambassador at a formal occasion.
Raising a glass to the cozy season, may your snacks be elite and your stress levels mediocre. 🥂
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Raising a glass to the cozy season, may your snacks be elite and your stress levels mediocre. 🥂