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Kat Alderson 🎉

@klaybourne.bsky.social

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💙🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓 swearing, juvenile humor, adult themes, many emojis and typos No longer liking or reposting pics and gifs without alt text. mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 2d

It's not that I don't like people...

Well, actually, that's it exactly. I don't like people

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 1d

Since when is Thanksgiving *not* the third Thursday in November?!?

The same thing last year, I think, and it's messing up my moving plans this year.

Leave the holidays where they are, damnit! Who's in charge around here, anyway? I'd like to speak to a manager.

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 3h

I have to fight cats if I put smoked salmon on my bagel.

I'll fight a fucking cat for lox, make no mistake.

And I'll win.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

Random Things About Me:

1: I don’t eat octopus.
17: I can’t count.
Potato: I still can’t.

Your turn..
Give me 3!

Count Coachula Returns @coachmark25.bsky.social · 1d

Random Things About Me:

#1: I have "raced" in four different 24 hour mountain bike races as part of a team (not solo - I'm not THAT crazy)
#2: I despise truffle oil
#3: I've never been in a threesome

Your turn..
Give me 3!

gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 1d

Random Things About Me:
#1: I couldn’t tell you a Taylor Swift song if you offered me £500.
#2: I’ve never eaten mac and cheese.
#3: I’ve never watched an episode of Strictly.

Your turn..
Give me 3!

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 1d

Three random things about me:

1) I can't drive.
2) I hate cooking pancakes.
3) Never lived anywhere else except Florida.

GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

Random Things About Me:

1: I don’t eat octopus.
17: I can’t count.
Potato: I still can’t.

Your turn..
Give me 3!

Count Coachula Returns @coachmark25.bsky.social · 1d

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 2h

"Don't ask," I say while eating a Klondike bar.

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Dannabis_HannabisOG @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 1h

I'm 69% water and you know damn well what the rest is.

Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1h

I'm 75% water and the rest is lassitude.

Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

I'm 75% water and the rest is cheese and anxiety

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1h

Milwaukee

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 4h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 4h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 1h

Are you mad at me?
□ yes
□ yes

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

This is Floyd's 4th or 5th meerkat. I've lost track but it's been about a year and a half since I bought his last one. I was hoping he'd forgotten the weak points but I... I was wrong 😂 He's already pulled some stuffing out of the clasped hands. He's happy though so I'm happy 🥰🧡

Floyd resting his head on his plush meerkat toy while keeping an eye on people passing by outside.

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1h

I'm 75% water and the rest is lassitude.

Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

I'm 75% water and the rest is cheese and anxiety

BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1d

I’m 75% water and the rest is that burrito baby I just destroyed

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

I'm 75% water and the rest is cheese and anxiety

BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1d

I’m 75% water and the rest is that burrito baby I just destroyed

🎃 Leela 🍁 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 2d

I’m 75% water and the rest is thirsty.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 18h

autocorrect keeps changing but to bit and in to I and at this point I don't believe it has any interest in being helpful and is just trying to be a massive prick

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FromRightField @fromrightfield.bsky.social · 2h

I guess if everything falls apart, I can always shitpost on SpringFace*.

(*Look it up.)

Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 6h

I guess if everything falls apart, I can always shitpost on my local library's message board.

Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 6h

I guess if everything falls apart, I can always shitpost at Costco.

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1h

I may not be able to see you, but I can see why you're hiding! 🫵😂😂😂

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boofus 🎃 @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 4d

a butthole is a terrible thing to waste

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 3d

If your Stepmom takes a dump, is that your Stepstool?

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 1h

👈🏼 has no idea why people are skeeting about knife fights

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 5h

Maybe choosing our own wallpaper again is how we heal 🏆👑 Congratulations @ogskydog.com from @klaybourne.bsky.social

Norm @ogskydog.com · 1d

I can’t be fucking bothered to move again. If this place dies, I’m reactivating my myspace account

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t be fucking bothered to move again. If this place dies, I’m just doing nothing but sitting in front of the Circle K and commenting on people’s outfits and snack choices

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1h

I like it!

Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1h

😂

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👍

Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1h

🫶💚

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 1h

Guys...I'm tired. Thanks for not being mean, terrible people. It helps.

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 5h

That pronunciation is... oddly arousing.