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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻

@vermontchicken.bsky.social

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Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt. My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 21d

Life is a cycle.

We're all recycled.

Don't be worried about whether or not something has been thought, written, or done before.

It has.

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ChefBoo-so🎃🥧👻 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 3h

Kinda sad that @burritozen.net jumped ship the same day I made a cheesesteak tater tot burrito 😢

Red wine & cheesesteaks should be a way of life, + I have a lemon bar for dessert.

Listening to the Stereophonics’ Language. Sex. Violence. Other?

A cheesesteak burrito with tater tot’s, onion, mushrooms & provolone cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla. Haricot vert with shallots alongside & chipotle aioli for dipping. There is a glass with Bordeaux in it & the bottle next to it

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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 4h

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FurSpot Animal videos @furspot.bsky.social · 3h

I just want to boop his lil snoot! 🥰
#Wolf #Snoot #Boop #Bluesky

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…me 🎃🎃 @lydiam.bsky.social · 4h

Internet kept on cutting out tonight so had to use my IT skills involving switching it off/on again.
Worked.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 7h

have you tried jumping in a big pile of leaves about it?

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 19h

Amazing if literal: Letting yourself go.

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 18h

I don't know, maybe some of the wealth should actually be redistributed.

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Norm @ogskydog.com · 4h

I'm 75% water and the rest is weed resin and doritos

Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 4h

I'm 75% water and the rest is lassitude.

Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

I'm 75% water and the rest is cheese and anxiety

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 4h

There was a large murder of crows in the road at the turn to my new home site and I am taking it as a sign.

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 4h

Now there's just another social media platform I don't care about from which people will share posts here for me to hide and mute.

I'm thrilled.*

*I am not thrilled.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.bsky.social · 4h

Felix has some thoughts about the daily news.

A Catahoula Leopard Dog mutt walking in grass, his tongue sticking out.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 4h

A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”

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Blerrspookster 🙀 @blerrycat1.bsky.social · 4h

You never hear about medium bugs

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Andrea Myklebust @mountainheartvt.bsky.social · 4h

Sweet Wobble was very wet after the nice rain we got.

#cormosheep #sheep 🐑

A white sheep with a pink nose and golden eyes looks closely into the camera.

The same sheep, this time looking off to the left. His wool looks a bit dirty, and is quite wet from a rainstorm. His name is Wobble, and he is an elderly (12~13 years old?) Cormo sheep.

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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 4h

After an evening of rain that we desperately needed the horses enjoyed a day out on some softer ground. Fall is coming in quickly, winter coats are beginning to come in and each horse is beginning to feel a little fuzzy. We allow all of our horses here to get nice and fuzzy before we blanket them.

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 4h

"Judean People's Front" - ha!
We're the People's Front of Judea!

The Philadelphia Museum of Art changes its name and its brand

The PMA will now be the more colloquial Philadelphia Art Museum, reflecting an institute embracing its host city.

whyy.org

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 4h

I'm 75% water and the rest is lassitude.

Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

I'm 75% water and the rest is cheese and anxiety

BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2d

I’m 75% water and the rest is that burrito baby I just destroyed

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Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 5h

Staying above the fray is impossible when it's all fray. There's fray everywhere and it will soon consume us all.

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Walter Pierce @wpierce.bsky.social · 5h

Once again, the bees are absolutely loving the coxcombs we planted. I love them all - the pointy ones, the flat ones, and especially the brainy looking ones🌱🐝

Crinkly, brainy looking yellow coxcomb with some pink ones and pale yellow ones nearby

I don't know what color this is. Pink? Peach? Fuchsia? It's a coxcomb with some pointy bits and a flat flower, a bumblebee is getting some good pollen from the flat flower.

Pointy coxcomb in a sea of other coxcombs with a bumblebee collecting pollen

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 5h

If Bsky disappears, I’ll just continue to sit here eating Babybels while playing with my toes.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 5h

I once accidentally shoplifted a pencil so you could definitely say I'm a bad guy addicted to danger

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 5h

Guys...I'm tired. Thanks for not being mean, terrible people. It helps.

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Blerrspookster 🙀 @blerrycat1.bsky.social · 5h

I am a certified trained emotional attack cat

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 4h

🐙⭐️🐙⭐️🐙

Artist - Sara Lee

A woman in a swimsuit with an octopus behind her

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 5h

Yas! Ugh. It *is* bizarre.

I hadn't actually thought about that in a long time. I dated a guy up here who was like that, actually, and I'd forgotten about him.

Rich people *are* weird.