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@allhailjerry.bsky.social

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Jerry @allhailjerry.bsky.social · Nov 11

Screaming for ice cream does not work.

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Mark Madsen @markmadsen.bsky.social · 1d

Scenes from #WarRavagedPortland
It’s apocalyptic out there. Specifically, the sparsely populated post-rapture streets. The terrifying trees.

A summer street scene, brick buildings, tree lined urban street, people walking in the sun

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Jerry @allhailjerry.bsky.social · 10h

Felix has some thoughts about the daily news.

A Catahoula Leopard Dog mutt walking in grass, his tongue sticking out.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 11h

Prescription-strength consistency

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 10h

I have k*lled the duolingo owl

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 10h

She's Canadian, you wouldn't know her.

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 13h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 10h

fantasizing about those mashed potatoes from close encounters of the third kind

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Jerry @allhailjerry.bsky.social · 10h

“You just burned 650 calories on that run. You definitely earned the 3000 calorie pastrami sandwich and chili fries combo!”

—my brain just now

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 19h

You may experience intermittent squawking in your head as you enjoy the bird exhibit but don’t be alarmed. It’s just Tevin, our telepathic toucan.

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 12h

The Tori Amos song that speaks most to me? Probably Don’t Make Me Come to Vegas because don’t make me come to Vegas

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Jerry @allhailjerry.bsky.social · 19h

Thank you for risking your life to capture these haunting, disturbing images.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe you’ll be spared from the wave of terrible consequences engulfing everyone

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1d

starting a new social media platform where i will be CEO but you can dunk on me all you want. say alexis is a peepee doody head. its called alexisisapeepeedoodyheadsky. we will not compromise on the name

grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 3d

starting a new social media platform where i will be CEO but no one is allowed to talk shit about me or hurt my little feelings. just wanna get that out in the open from the get go.

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 1d

This is me bravely coming out as french canadian

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 1d

i don’t believe in ghosts, but i am very afraid of them

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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 1d

when I started this little experiment in sending a weekly letter to my internet friends, I had no idea I'd be documenting my own ever unwilling, ever increasing exposure to other people's guns. it's honestly shocking, cumulatively.

www.deardara.com/so/7dPctGSma...

Dara's Guide to Handling Reality, Daily

Lake of the Isles, Minneapolis, where way too many things happen in a night:

www.deardara.com

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d

If you don't feel like yourself today, here are some disguises to wear into the world:
- cheese librarian
- fern burglar
- dark barista
- confused time traveler
- snack witch
- semi-retired blimp pilot
- charming botanist with a shady past

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Jerry @allhailjerry.bsky.social · 2d

Then we're stuck paying tariffs to read them here.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 2d

Invite codes must have the chance to do the funniest thing rn because mine have butterflies and are all no no just keep on alienating yourself that's what works

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Quinn Sutherland @reelquinn.bsky.social · 3d

One of my favorite things is getting on the floor to play with babies or puppies then after they’ve left the room it takes me an hour to realize I'm still on the floor