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@overlooked237.bsky.social

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · Sep 18

this meeting could’ve been an x-files standalone episode

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · Aug 17

Schrödinger's gyatt

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1h

got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 5h

i slept wrong last night so my hip will never be the same again

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 2h

just placed an order for a dick brushing unit and dick grinding wheels at work. how’s your day going?

a zoomed in picture taken of my work computer screen that reads:

Right side knife guide 1 EA
Left side knife guide 1 EA
Dick brushing unit 1 EA
Dick grinding wheels 1 EA

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 3h

how do we know birds fly in a V pattern and not an uppercase lambda

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10m

every day’s a new jumpscare

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 11m

hello anxiety dreams, my old friend

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 14m

I’m a little bit more dead inside. Hopefully, it’ll make me funnier

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 6h

If I had magical powers, I would totally use it to clean my house more than anything else.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16h

support poetry bang a poet today

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 15h

They have Halloween lint rollers. You know how the kids love lint rollers.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 6h

thinking about all those times in H.S. when I made up funny stories to yearbook staff kids so they’d put ‘em in the yearbook and they did

Iᴛ’s ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴏғ ʟɪᴇs ɴᴏᴡ

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 24m

*orders value size hadron collider at this burger king*

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 13h

I wasn’t only friends with her bc of her snoopy snow cone maker, but it didn’t hurt.

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 1h

in an alternate universe a nine volt battery is licking me

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 41m

Well, I’d love to stay and shitpost but someone still hasn’t found a sugar daddy so I must work. This is bullshit.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 42m

I guess if everything falls apart, I can always shitpost at Costco.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 12h

autocorrect keeps changing but to bit and in to I and at this point I don't believe it has any interest in being helpful and is just trying to be a massive prick