James Blackstone
@blackstonejn.bsky.social
Circus Clown, Gainfully Employed
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Yes I have a full-time job. It’s called anxiety
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Yes I have a full-time job. It’s called anxiety
If it wasn’t for cultural appropriation, this would be my spirit animal.
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
If it wasn’t for cultural appropriation, this would be my spirit animal.
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I saw one of the Hardy boys tonight in concert. Against my will.
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I saw one of the Hardy boys tonight in concert. Against my will.
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cuddle up with your sweetie for a cozy christmas double feature
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
cuddle up with your sweetie for a cozy christmas double feature
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Contrary to lies printed in the New York Times, the president was not asleep during a cabinet meeting, nor did he suffer a “nocturnal emission”. He was wide awake the whole time, and his mastery of his own body is so complete that he was able to bring himself to climax through thought alone
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Contrary to lies printed in the New York Times, the president was not asleep during a cabinet meeting, nor did he suffer a “nocturnal emission”. He was wide awake the whole time, and his mastery of his own body is so complete that he was able to bring himself to climax through thought alone
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I made you a pic-zza of me, please respond
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I made you a pic-zza of me, please respond
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I don’t know,luvs
Maybe eat a girl salad whilst syncing up our cycles and carrying a sword about it
Maybe eat a girl salad whilst syncing up our cycles and carrying a sword about it
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I don’t know,luvs
Maybe eat a girl salad whilst syncing up our cycles and carrying a sword about it
Maybe eat a girl salad whilst syncing up our cycles and carrying a sword about it
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FYI, this is my profile pic year round.
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
FYI, this is my profile pic year round.
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one thing about me is I love to randomly split infinitives. I’m sort of the bad boy of grammar.
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
one thing about me is I love to randomly split infinitives. I’m sort of the bad boy of grammar.
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Throughout my life, there have been people who just sparkled to me. A person who I met who immediately made me feel like they would be important to me or just someone I would admire or remember forever. A bright ass spark.
You are not that
You are not that
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Throughout my life, there have been people who just sparkled to me. A person who I met who immediately made me feel like they would be important to me or just someone I would admire or remember forever. A bright ass spark.
You are not that
You are not that
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bluesky is the drunken “show us your boobs” of the internet
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
bluesky is the drunken “show us your boobs” of the internet
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I haven’t Irish exited an event in a while, might do that at my small and intimate family dinner this weekend
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I haven’t Irish exited an event in a while, might do that at my small and intimate family dinner this weekend
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this time he has gone too far
mix the ranch and ketchup 🤌
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
this time he has gone too far
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Sir the word you are looking for is condescending
I said with acerbic wit but alas it was for naught
I said with acerbic wit but alas it was for naught
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Sir the word you are looking for is condescending
I said with acerbic wit but alas it was for naught
I said with acerbic wit but alas it was for naught
Papa Roach on the classic rock station because this is hell
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Papa Roach on the classic rock station because this is hell
Looking into the night sky and realizing our insignificance in the grand scheme of the universe as I hit this shit
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Looking into the night sky and realizing our insignificance in the grand scheme of the universe as I hit this shit
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saw your childhood home videos in 4K and now in the edge of the frame you can see your parents' disappointment in you 😥
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
saw your childhood home videos in 4K and now in the edge of the frame you can see your parents' disappointment in you 😥
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Give me fuel, give me fire
Move your laundry to the dryer
Move your laundry to the dryer
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Give me fuel, give me fire
Move your laundry to the dryer
Move your laundry to the dryer
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It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
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[bedtime]
daughter: dad, i’m afraid a bug will crawl into my mouth while i’m sleeping
me: don’t be silly, the spiders that live in your eyebrows would catch it first
daughter: …
me: night, sweetheart
daughter: dad, i’m afraid a bug will crawl into my mouth while i’m sleeping
me: don’t be silly, the spiders that live in your eyebrows would catch it first
daughter: …
me: night, sweetheart
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
[bedtime]
daughter: dad, i’m afraid a bug will crawl into my mouth while i’m sleeping
me: don’t be silly, the spiders that live in your eyebrows would catch it first
daughter: …
me: night, sweetheart
daughter: dad, i’m afraid a bug will crawl into my mouth while i’m sleeping
me: don’t be silly, the spiders that live in your eyebrows would catch it first
daughter: …
me: night, sweetheart
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that moment when you realize you’ve eaten more of something than you should have but there’s not enough left to leave for anyone else so it’s like ok here we go
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
that moment when you realize you’ve eaten more of something than you should have but there’s not enough left to leave for anyone else so it’s like ok here we go
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*shrinks myself down, pole vaults across your screen and lands on REPOST*
Sheesh! I have to do everything around here.
Sheesh! I have to do everything around here.
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
*shrinks myself down, pole vaults across your screen and lands on REPOST*
Sheesh! I have to do everything around here.
Sheesh! I have to do everything around here.
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working all day is bullshit how am I supposed to subskeet all of you
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
working all day is bullshit how am I supposed to subskeet all of you