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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 45m

Switching my name to Bitch, Please.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1h

You best start believing in computers, Mr. Leto. You’re in one.

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 8h

“What we have here is…failure to communicate.,” he says as the left hook approaches his chin.

James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 8h

Two blocks in one day

a man wearing a top hat and a white hood says stop don 't come back

Alt: Wonka says stop don 't come back

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 9h

If someone asks you to do something, tell them you have diarrhea. No one wants to hang out with you if you have diarrhea

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 9h

eat half a carton of yogurt for breakfast. you will certainly not regret eating half a carton of yogurt for breakfast

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 9h

Reading all the hater replies

a man is reading a book with a picture of a woman on the cover

Alt: a timeless man is reading a book and tosses it away when finished

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 9h

Farted every time he did that. True story.

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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 10h

this planet is a pitstop in the galaxy and motherfuckers lock the doors when they roll by

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 1d

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

(against their will)

((they have been kidnapped))

(((my milkshake has warrants out for its arrest)))

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shooby @shoobysims.com · 10h

Why is closet cleaning really just piling a bunch of shit on your bed until you get overwhelmed and just start throwing stuff away?

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 9h

“I made you a bouquet of flowers found on the way to your house. Please respond.”

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 10h

I bought the hair clips that look like crown 👑 if you wanna know the depths of my depravity

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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 10h

how i feel making bsky posts about the economy

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 10h

Wishing I didn’t wear this fuckin’ shirt

A Hawaiian shirt that says yes I’ve unironically watched and enjoyed a Chuck Norris movie

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 10h

Got blocked for this response to a dude praying for some TJ’s frozen Indian food and a blowjob from a stranger. I still got it. 🏆

James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 12h

Trader Joe’s has expanded their selections. Good to know.

James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 10h

Rocky Balboa Afraid GIF

Alt: Rocky yelling at Adrian because he’s scared of getting his ass kicked again like he did in every Rocky movie

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 10h

I hope you’re violently ambushed by stability and tenderly mauled by good news this weekend.

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 11h

The Assplay Tour 2026

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 11h

Ewwwww can't believe Taylor Swift's new album has a song about her boyfriend's anus.

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 11h

“Mike, why are there so pages of your bible stuck together?”

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 1d

Facebook t-shirts say shit like

Im a
FEBRUARY GUY
I drive a
FORKLIFT
and I can totally
MAKE MY WIFE CUM
dont mess with me because
I HAVE LOST CUSTODY

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 11h

Starting to think the Qataris didn’t give us that plane with the best intentions

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 11h

Will the $400m gift Air Force One be kept at the new Qatari air base?

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 11h

Requesting now that my peace prize have better defined cock and balls

The backside of the Nobel Peace Prize is three dudes docking back and forth