James Blackstone
@blackstonejn.bsky.social
Circus Clown, Gainfully Employed
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the internet is a cesspool of attention seeking and misinformation but also there’s a guy who goes to haunted places and plays fetty wap for the ghosts so who’s to say if it was really a mistake
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
the internet is a cesspool of attention seeking and misinformation but also there’s a guy who goes to haunted places and plays fetty wap for the ghosts so who’s to say if it was really a mistake
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Panic! At The Sobriety Checkpoint
December 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Panic! At The Sobriety Checkpoint
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going viral the old fashioned way (going door to door and screaming)
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
going viral the old fashioned way (going door to door and screaming)
Doctor: Doesn’t look good.
Me: What doesn’t look good?!
Doctor: My stock portfolio. Tech stocks are expensive.
Me: (relief) Oh thank God.
Doctor: (looks at chart) Shit.
Me: What now?!
Doctor: The nurse spilled coffee on the diagnosis.
Me: What does it mean?!
Doctor: I have a terrible nurse.
Me: What doesn’t look good?!
Doctor: My stock portfolio. Tech stocks are expensive.
Me: (relief) Oh thank God.
Doctor: (looks at chart) Shit.
Me: What now?!
Doctor: The nurse spilled coffee on the diagnosis.
Me: What does it mean?!
Doctor: I have a terrible nurse.
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Doctor: Doesn’t look good.
Me: What doesn’t look good?!
Doctor: My stock portfolio. Tech stocks are expensive.
Me: (relief) Oh thank God.
Doctor: (looks at chart) Shit.
Me: What now?!
Doctor: The nurse spilled coffee on the diagnosis.
Me: What does it mean?!
Doctor: I have a terrible nurse.
Me: What doesn’t look good?!
Doctor: My stock portfolio. Tech stocks are expensive.
Me: (relief) Oh thank God.
Doctor: (looks at chart) Shit.
Me: What now?!
Doctor: The nurse spilled coffee on the diagnosis.
Me: What does it mean?!
Doctor: I have a terrible nurse.
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SON: [runs in screaming]There’s a snail in my trouser pocket. Get it out. Get it out!!
ME: *barely audible* Escargot pants.
WIFE: You're a terrible father
ME: *barely audible* Escargot pants.
WIFE: You're a terrible father
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
SON: [runs in screaming]There’s a snail in my trouser pocket. Get it out. Get it out!!
ME: *barely audible* Escargot pants.
WIFE: You're a terrible father
ME: *barely audible* Escargot pants.
WIFE: You're a terrible father
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sending inappropriate gifs to people i work with in teams because i dont know how to delete after previewing and googling it feels like too much work for people i dont like anyways.
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
sending inappropriate gifs to people i work with in teams because i dont know how to delete after previewing and googling it feels like too much work for people i dont like anyways.
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Like many of you, I've been concerned by Trump falling asleep in meetings. But fear not, I spoke to Mike Johnson and he assured me that the president is a powerful psychic. When Trump sleeps he enters the dream realm, where he wages war on evil Antifa nightmare creatures. He also has a magic sword.
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Like many of you, I've been concerned by Trump falling asleep in meetings. But fear not, I spoke to Mike Johnson and he assured me that the president is a powerful psychic. When Trump sleeps he enters the dream realm, where he wages war on evil Antifa nightmare creatures. He also has a magic sword.
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Too anxious for breakfast, too busy for lunch, too poor for dinner, somehow still fat
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Too anxious for breakfast, too busy for lunch, too poor for dinner, somehow still fat
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making a list, checking it twice, and then checking a third time cuz i forgot what it said the first two times. I got distracted by a hummingbird outside
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 AM
making a list, checking it twice, and then checking a third time cuz i forgot what it said the first two times. I got distracted by a hummingbird outside
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Yes I have a full-time job. It’s called anxiety
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Yes I have a full-time job. It’s called anxiety
If it wasn’t for cultural appropriation, this would be my spirit animal.
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
If it wasn’t for cultural appropriation, this would be my spirit animal.
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I saw one of the Hardy boys tonight in concert. Against my will.
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I saw one of the Hardy boys tonight in concert. Against my will.
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cuddle up with your sweetie for a cozy christmas double feature
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
cuddle up with your sweetie for a cozy christmas double feature
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Contrary to lies printed in the New York Times, the president was not asleep during a cabinet meeting, nor did he suffer a “nocturnal emission”. He was wide awake the whole time, and his mastery of his own body is so complete that he was able to bring himself to climax through thought alone
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Contrary to lies printed in the New York Times, the president was not asleep during a cabinet meeting, nor did he suffer a “nocturnal emission”. He was wide awake the whole time, and his mastery of his own body is so complete that he was able to bring himself to climax through thought alone
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I made you a pic-zza of me, please respond
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I made you a pic-zza of me, please respond
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I don’t know,luvs
Maybe eat a girl salad whilst syncing up our cycles and carrying a sword about it
Maybe eat a girl salad whilst syncing up our cycles and carrying a sword about it
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I don’t know,luvs
Maybe eat a girl salad whilst syncing up our cycles and carrying a sword about it
Maybe eat a girl salad whilst syncing up our cycles and carrying a sword about it
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FYI, this is my profile pic year round.
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
FYI, this is my profile pic year round.
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one thing about me is I love to randomly split infinitives. I’m sort of the bad boy of grammar.
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
one thing about me is I love to randomly split infinitives. I’m sort of the bad boy of grammar.
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Throughout my life, there have been people who just sparkled to me. A person who I met who immediately made me feel like they would be important to me or just someone I would admire or remember forever. A bright ass spark.
You are not that
You are not that
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Throughout my life, there have been people who just sparkled to me. A person who I met who immediately made me feel like they would be important to me or just someone I would admire or remember forever. A bright ass spark.
You are not that
You are not that
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bluesky is the drunken “show us your boobs” of the internet
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
bluesky is the drunken “show us your boobs” of the internet
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I haven’t Irish exited an event in a while, might do that at my small and intimate family dinner this weekend
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I haven’t Irish exited an event in a while, might do that at my small and intimate family dinner this weekend
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this time he has gone too far
mix the ranch and ketchup 🤌
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
this time he has gone too far
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Sir the word you are looking for is condescending
I said with acerbic wit but alas it was for naught
I said with acerbic wit but alas it was for naught
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Sir the word you are looking for is condescending
I said with acerbic wit but alas it was for naught
I said with acerbic wit but alas it was for naught
Papa Roach on the classic rock station because this is hell
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Papa Roach on the classic rock station because this is hell