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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 2h

thanks

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 12h

don’t remember making this

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 18h

Raccoon Facebook group really paying off

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 1d

It’s Dude the cat

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 3d

bout to go rice mode

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 4d

I’m a little stoned trying to get my kid to go to bed and he keeps saying there’s a monster in here and I’m like… what if he’s right

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 4d

Me: can I take your picture by this cabin?

3yo: yep

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 8d

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 11d

ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᵇᵉᵉʳˢ

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 12d

I’ll be your father figure
I drink that brown liquor

kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a bag of chips .

ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a bag of chips .

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 13d

well ok

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 16d

a poster that says it 's treebeard tuesday on it

ALT: a poster that says it 's treebeard tuesday on it

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 16d

October 1st is the day I will watch Ma in my Ma shirt

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 16d

3yo loves listening to songs from the Disney haunted mansion ride. I hated it at first but now I’m kinda

a man wearing glasses and a scarf is looking at another man .

ALT: a man wearing glasses and a scarf is looking at another man .

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 16d

Tom Cruise circling the White House in a chopper again

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 17d

Trump renews threat of imposing steep tariffs on films made outside the US

Trump claims he’ll impose 100% tariff on ‘any and all movies’ made abroad but doesn’t give details or timeline * US politics – latest updates Donald Trump on Monday renewed his threat of imposing steep tariffs on films made outside the United States, claiming his country’s industry has been “stolen” by others. Trump’s remarks come shortly after he threatened a slew of new tariffs to be imposed this week on branded pharmaceutical products, furniture, as well as heavy trucks respectively. Continue reading...

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 17d

he was so old that when he was born it was the church of early-day saints

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 18d

BREAKING: Russell M. Nelson, the oldest-ever president of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, has died at the age of 101, church officials announced late Saturday night. He was 101.

Russell M. Nelson, oldest-ever president of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, dies

Russell M. Nelson, the oldest-ever president of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, has died at the age of 101.

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 17d

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 17d

My 3yo may not look like me but every time he threads my phone charger through his toes I’m like…that’s my boy.

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 23d

ain’t nowhere safe

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 27d

Toddlers when they swear they’re not tired

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · Sep 16

lost Facebook friends for the first time in years. Years!

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · Sep 16

In case my social media posts have made anyone mad, please know my name is Bill Belichick and I am the head football coach for the North Carolina Tar Heels.
Hi Jordan I love you sweetheart.

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · Sep 15

Getting spam calls nearly every day that leave voicemails like “hello….this is Janet…from taxes :)”

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · Sep 15

Oh the post is already deleted lmao

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