paige
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I watched 6 hours of Nick at Nite every night as a child but I’m still better off than the cell phone kids
January 24, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I watched 6 hours of Nick at Nite every night as a child but I’m still better off than the cell phone kids
Me trying to childproof one (1) single outlet
January 23, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Me trying to childproof one (1) single outlet
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Usha Vance: hello, my love, please join me in our marital chamber
JD:
JD:
January 21, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Usha Vance: hello, my love, please join me in our marital chamber
JD:
JD:
All I want for my birthday is an IU football championship thank you and amen
January 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
All I want for my birthday is an IU football championship thank you and amen
There’s a support group on Facebook for grandparents who can’t see their grandchildren and there has been a mutiny
January 17, 2026 at 10:01 PM
There’s a support group on Facebook for grandparents who can’t see their grandchildren and there has been a mutiny
I want to go sing this at karaoke
January 16, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I want to go sing this at karaoke
The Indiana Hoosiers
January 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
The Indiana Hoosiers
When I was in 3rd grade I had a dream that one of these came out my nose and it’s all I could think about on a field trip the next day and it ruined that field trip
January 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
When I was in 3rd grade I had a dream that one of these came out my nose and it’s all I could think about on a field trip the next day and it ruined that field trip
3 year old put this where I sit????
January 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
3 year old put this where I sit????
unc is short for conjunctivitius
January 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
unc is short for conjunctivitius
Remember when we only had Snake on our phones
January 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Remember when we only had Snake on our phones
normal widows: I miss my husband
Erika Kirk:
Erika Kirk:
December 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
normal widows: I miss my husband
Erika Kirk:
Erika Kirk:
3yo has been calling me “Shrek” today. Son I don’t have time for this.
December 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
3yo has been calling me “Shrek” today. Son I don’t have time for this.
Happy gotcha day/4th-ish birthday to Dude the cat!
December 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Happy gotcha day/4th-ish birthday to Dude the cat!
We love our big dumb President, don’t we folks. We love to see which personality disorder is gonna win out each time he writes his nightly screeds from the toilet. We love thinking about how Melania hasn’t touched him in years and how no one has probably ever truly loved him.
December 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
We love our big dumb President, don’t we folks. We love to see which personality disorder is gonna win out each time he writes his nightly screeds from the toilet. We love thinking about how Melania hasn’t touched him in years and how no one has probably ever truly loved him.
Christmas is great and all but tomorrow I am going to stay up past my bedtime and watch Marty Supreme.
December 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Christmas is great and all but tomorrow I am going to stay up past my bedtime and watch Marty Supreme.
I don’t want to wish time away but it will be fun when I can show my kids Bad Santa
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I don’t want to wish time away but it will be fun when I can show my kids Bad Santa