Steve
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(reading the news to my wife) Huh, so they're coming out with a new Serum, which is only to be sold in extremely tiny glass bottles. Perhaps due to its concentrated powerfulness
December 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
(reading the news to my wife) Huh, so they're coming out with a new Serum, which is only to be sold in extremely tiny glass bottles. Perhaps due to its concentrated powerfulness
Scientists have discovered a new kind of dust which is up to 10 times dustier than regular dust
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Scientists have discovered a new kind of dust which is up to 10 times dustier than regular dust
At the airport I saw a grown up middle aged adult man pouring a packet of flavor powder in to a bottle of water. That's the kind of stuff you see at the airport
December 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
At the airport I saw a grown up middle aged adult man pouring a packet of flavor powder in to a bottle of water. That's the kind of stuff you see at the airport
Wipe the last haole the fuck off our turf
December 19, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Wipe the last haole the fuck off our turf
If you're going to tell someone an unflattering celebrity you think they look like, you can just say it to them, you don't have to specify that they "probably get this all the time" first
December 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If you're going to tell someone an unflattering celebrity you think they look like, you can just say it to them, you don't have to specify that they "probably get this all the time" first
The doctor circumcising me asking if I want it squared off or tapered
December 17, 2025 at 8:09 AM
The doctor circumcising me asking if I want it squared off or tapered
Hard to suspend my disbelief while watching Westerns... Seems hard to believe that not a single cowboy would come up with the technology for smokebombs, nunchaku, blow darts, etc, and easily dominate the Old West
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Hard to suspend my disbelief while watching Westerns... Seems hard to believe that not a single cowboy would come up with the technology for smokebombs, nunchaku, blow darts, etc, and easily dominate the Old West
What if it was Rogan Atkinson, he’d probably get his head stuck in a uhhhhhhhhh sensory depravation chamber
December 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
What if it was Rogan Atkinson, he’d probably get his head stuck in a uhhhhhhhhh sensory depravation chamber
Oncologist flipping open file folder: I’m afraid your liver is unc
December 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Oncologist flipping open file folder: I’m afraid your liver is unc
Lenny Kravitz is Bawma in 007 First Light.
December 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Lenny Kravitz is Bawma in 007 First Light.
Ten years ago “boingo hotspot” was one of the worst collections of syllables you could hear. But now it’s a beloved phrase we all love to encounter
December 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Ten years ago “boingo hotspot” was one of the worst collections of syllables you could hear. But now it’s a beloved phrase we all love to encounter
It's somewhat of an impossible dichotomy,
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It's somewhat of an impossible dichotomy,
Hey, Wicked For Good when you're done taking care of that green lady, we have our own funny colored supervillain here on planet Earth that we need your help with. And he's in the White House
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Hey, Wicked For Good when you're done taking care of that green lady, we have our own funny colored supervillain here on planet Earth that we need your help with. And he's in the White House
If I was a kid and my parents had tattoos I'd be pissed. Each one of those things is like $200 that could be cash money in my pocket
December 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If I was a kid and my parents had tattoos I'd be pissed. Each one of those things is like $200 that could be cash money in my pocket
Oh no an evil clown just showed up and is doing some clown tricks. Hopefully it’s normal versions of the clown tricks and not evil versions of them
December 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Oh no an evil clown just showed up and is doing some clown tricks. Hopefully it’s normal versions of the clown tricks and not evil versions of them
Taking my big pants college daughter out for lunch at the local food hall
December 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Taking my big pants college daughter out for lunch at the local food hall
GeoCities began as BHI, which stood for Beverly Hills Internet,
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
GeoCities began as BHI, which stood for Beverly Hills Internet,
Five anonymous Pentagon officials confirm that everyone in power actually had their eyes closed and ears plugged during all the parts when the war crimes were committed
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Five anonymous Pentagon officials confirm that everyone in power actually had their eyes closed and ears plugged during all the parts when the war crimes were committed
New movie about Jesse Eisenberg profiling Hailey Welch called The End of the Tuah
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
New movie about Jesse Eisenberg profiling Hailey Welch called The End of the Tuah
Indiana Jones seeing a piece of poop in an old dungeon: Poop... I hate this stuff
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Indiana Jones seeing a piece of poop in an old dungeon: Poop... I hate this stuff
You gotta respect MJ for picking a quack murder doctor with the perfect level of funny name - not too over the top ridiculous, but just specific enough that I laugh every time someone says their doctor is Dr. Conrad Murray
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You gotta respect MJ for picking a quack murder doctor with the perfect level of funny name - not too over the top ridiculous, but just specific enough that I laugh every time someone says their doctor is Dr. Conrad Murray
They should make a movie about a neurotic, fastidious fat guy and a skinny guy who’s a mess
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
They should make a movie about a neurotic, fastidious fat guy and a skinny guy who’s a mess
They should make an Eyes Wide Shut for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
They should make an Eyes Wide Shut for Thanksgiving