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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 2h

Love reading about the arts

Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 1d

Bread people aren't allowed to say "boule" anymore. You guys have to come up with a new word for that, you can't be saying "boule"

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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 4d

At Chipotle and the employees are letting me decide how much food to put in all the delivery orders. They're holding up a small scoop of food and I'm doing a slow thumbs down like in Gladiator to say the scoop should be even smaller

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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 6d

About me

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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 7d

I found a pair of special sunglasses which have enlightened me to the secret truth about our society, which is that everything is slightly too bright all the time

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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 8d

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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 9d

I’m sick of their shit… I could replace them all in an instant

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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 10d

I never considered that the video of me drunk and shirtless at a wedding would come back to embarrass me

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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 12d

It's positioned as a complete ecosystem

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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 12d

They're coming out with a new leaf you can put in food while you cook it. It's not just going to be bay leaf anymore

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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 14d

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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 29d

If you need to have complete control over every response to your posts just like… don’t go online. Why are you on the device that connects you to other people

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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · May 24

Behold, what honk from yonder window breaks. It is the bobo, and Juliet is the Steven Tyler

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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · May 10

Not my ass ovulating

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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · Apr 22

Love that guy

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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · Apr 15

Farking auto correct

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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · Apr 15

Walked by a lady walking her dog and she was inside the door to her building and the dog was still outside like he didn’t know he was supposed to go inside, so I said “Go inside, dode,” rather than either “Go inside, dog” or “Go inside, dude.” Not sure which I was attempting

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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · Apr 11

The doctors say I have the wrong amount of blood... They're not sure whether it's not enough, or whether it's too much, but they know it's not the right amount