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Christophaaaagh Webb

@chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social

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Welsh Kiwi. Nice ear lobes. I often talk nonsense on @stillanygood.bsky.social

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · Oct 2

Me, every time my daughter says "Dad! Dad! Watch this!!"

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 33m

Not having seen it, is he actually called Dennis?

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 40m

"I know Doctor Beats and dentists..."

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 2h

You're such a joker!

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 2h

He was renowned for doin' what he wanted to do.

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 2h

It's considered bad luck in the hip-hop community to say McHammer. Instead, you have to refer to him as 'The Scottish Rapper'.

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 2h

You Can Call Me A.I.

I asked Grok to draw Paul Simon and Chevy Chase, and this is the shite it came up with.

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 2h

They don't though; only the winner wins. That's the rules.

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 2h

Apparently The Bangles are on now

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 3h

Obligatory "is Jayne on?" picture...

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 3h

🎶 Speaking words of wisdom, let Dig-beeee ... 🎶

The Beatles Photos @thebeatlespix.bsky.social · 4h

Paul McCartney with Martha June 1968

the #Beatles

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 3h

Obligatory "is Jayne on?" picture...

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 3h

Hooray! You're going to have a belting time ❤️

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 3h

That's brilliant. Our lot just ate loads of pizza and did the same impersonation of someonevin their class for about 90 minutes.

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 4h

*I*.

I never said "ni" to her.

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 4h

Mate, I totally feel your pain. My daughter had 3 friends for a sleepover last weekend. At about 10pm, one of them had a bit of a fall-out with the others, so at about 9.30ni had to drive her home.

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 15h

Luxury British Pullman is a train, and also a very poor euphemism for having a Sherman.

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 15h

Referring to Summer Nights from Grease as "Summer Lovin".

Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 23h

You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned

Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists The Pope has condemned clickbait as a “degrading” part of journalism, at a private audience with global newswires. Australian media representatives were among those to hear directly from Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican on Thursday with about 150 members of newswire alliance MINDS International. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

Reposted by Christophaaaagh Webb

Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 23h

If you’ve never seen “The Betamax Years”, you must see “The Betamax Years”

Here.

youtu.be/mju1MlWZP1o?...

betamax years

YouTube video by Rhys Thomas

youtu.be

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

It's great having intro horror. Monster House is one we used to watch all the time.

The last horror we watched which my daughter loved was Talk To Me.

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

We watched this with our eldest when she was about 11. She absolutely loved it. Now her favourite film is Jordan Peele's Us.

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

I like how they (knowingly) do the Breakfast Club makeover ending on Clea Duvall's character.

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

Do they use Scatman Johnnies?

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 1d

@STOPFLEXIN

i thought scat porn was a bitch goin "ski bi di do wop" on the dick. boy was I wrong

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

There's no end to this prick.

𝙹𝚊𝚢 𝙵 𝙰𝚛𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚍 @jayfarrellarnold.bsky.social · 1d

So now circumcisions cause autism.

This guy is off his fucking rocker.

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

In case you missed the great news, there's a new Still Any Good out!

Still Any Good? @stillanygood.bsky.social · 3d

New episode. Do you wanna see our fire trucks? We've turned up the temperature for this one, to talk about everyone's favourite sibling arson movie: 1991's BACKDRAFT. Our special guest Jamie Wall brings the heat 🔥

#nzpodcast #podernfamily

www.buzzsprout.com/113660/episo...

144. Backdraft (w. Jamie Wall) - Still Any Good?

Yes, more fire!  This time we're joined by our frequent flier, writer and broadcaster Jamie Wall, to talk about 1991's love letter to fire-fighters: BACKDRAFT.  That's our guest, god-dammit!...

www.buzzsprout.com

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

When I saw his post, I nearly choked on my cruss-aarrrrrnt.