Chris Webb
@chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social
Welsh Kiwi. Nice ear lobes.
I often talk nonsense on @stillanygood.bsky.social
I often talk nonsense on @stillanygood.bsky.social
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Me, every time my daughter says "Dad! Dad! Watch this!!"
Phwoar crikey!
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November 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Phwoar crikey!
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On the hunt for Professor Miaowiarty
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
On the hunt for Professor Miaowiarty
Just reading the synopsis for a film called "The Severed Arm". He's going to find it very difficult to do that 321 fingery thing after that.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Just reading the synopsis for a film called "The Severed Arm". He's going to find it very difficult to do that 321 fingery thing after that.
Ozcabs Christmas Party, 1987
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ozcabs Christmas Party, 1987
I love Diamond Lights
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I love Diamond Lights
"Lynn, these are sex Cardigans!"
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"Lynn, these are sex Cardigans!"
Reposted by Chris Webb
Reposted by Chris Webb
Here is the link of the original creator that made it. It’s a standard annual treat in my house/car/general vicinity every year around this time!
Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking on your wall'
Slade - Merry Xmas Everybody but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking...
Merry Christmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'Are You Hanging Up Your Stocking On Your Wall?'Crooned by @MichaelMisDisappointing More: http://li...
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Here is the link of the original creator that made it. It’s a standard annual treat in my house/car/general vicinity every year around this time!
It's been a great day for rude euphemisms.
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It's been a great day for rude euphemisms.
Well, would you believe it!
Watching a TV drama where a character has mentioned twice they have a food allergy. I'm sure it's simply colourful dialogue and won't come back in the final episode.
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Well, would you believe it!
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Our Police Academy 2 guest @mrdavidreed.bsky.social has only gone and written & starred in a proper hit play with music & lyrics by Rice & Lloyd Webber. Bloody brilliant!!
www.birmingham-rep.co.uk/whats-on/she...
www.birmingham-rep.co.uk/whats-on/she...
Sherlock Holmes | Birmingham Rep
www.birmingham-rep.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Our Police Academy 2 guest @mrdavidreed.bsky.social has only gone and written & starred in a proper hit play with music & lyrics by Rice & Lloyd Webber. Bloody brilliant!!
www.birmingham-rep.co.uk/whats-on/she...
www.birmingham-rep.co.uk/whats-on/she...
Post a movie where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Post a movie where you’re from
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Every new episode means a new track on our Soundtrack Playlist. From BRAINDEAD, here's The Stars And Moon by Peter Dasent, who's also Rob's friend!
open.spotify.com/playlist/5h1...
open.spotify.com/playlist/5h1...
Spotify – Web Player
open.spotify.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Every new episode means a new track on our Soundtrack Playlist. From BRAINDEAD, here's The Stars And Moon by Peter Dasent, who's also Rob's friend!
open.spotify.com/playlist/5h1...
open.spotify.com/playlist/5h1...
Yesterday, my 12 year old daughter came up to me and said,"I've got an idea for a new Final Destination film. A skiing holiday. Can you imagine the deaths!" The kid's a genius.
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Yesterday, my 12 year old daughter came up to me and said,"I've got an idea for a new Final Destination film. A skiing holiday. Can you imagine the deaths!" The kid's a genius.
Morrissey, being arrested yesterday.
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Morrissey, being arrested yesterday.
I just cut my own hair
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I just cut my own hair
I've been giving the freezer a much needed cleanout. At the back, I found a container with "Jan 2015" on it. Breast milk 👍
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I've been giving the freezer a much needed cleanout. At the back, I found a container with "Jan 2015" on it. Breast milk 👍
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GoldenEye is 30 this week. THIRTY. Here’s our episode from way back in 2022 — perfect for anyone who still quotes Sean Bean yelling ‘For England, James!’ at inappropriate moments.
www.buzzsprout.com/113660/episo...
www.buzzsprout.com/113660/episo...
81. GoldenEye - Still Any Good?
For the second part of our Bond Double Bill, Rob has chosen his first cinematic 007 experience. He's gone all Brosnan with 1995's GOLDENEYE. Will it be onatopp of his list of Bond films, o...
www.buzzsprout.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
GoldenEye is 30 this week. THIRTY. Here’s our episode from way back in 2022 — perfect for anyone who still quotes Sean Bean yelling ‘For England, James!’ at inappropriate moments.
www.buzzsprout.com/113660/episo...
www.buzzsprout.com/113660/episo...
Watching a TV drama where a character has mentioned twice they have a food allergy. I'm sure it's simply colourful dialogue and won't come back in the final episode.
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Watching a TV drama where a character has mentioned twice they have a food allergy. I'm sure it's simply colourful dialogue and won't come back in the final episode.
5 years ago, I did quite a good gag
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
5 years ago, I did quite a good gag
As featured in The Wedding Present memoir Sometimes These Words Just Don't Have To Be Said, this was me 20 years ago ...
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
As featured in The Wedding Present memoir Sometimes These Words Just Don't Have To Be Said, this was me 20 years ago ...