Michael M 👽
@michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social
'Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son' - a newspaper.
Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that repeats the first line
An author now I guess??
All the links 👉 linktr.ee/michaelmisrubbish
Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that repeats the first line
An author now I guess??
All the links 👉 linktr.ee/michaelmisrubbish
Pinned
I love that a small but important part of my life now is just being visibly surprised by what lines of a song people shout back at me.
Exhibit F: 'Honest Doctor 911'.
Exhibit F: 'Honest Doctor 911'.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I love that a small but important part of my life now is just being visibly surprised by what lines of a song people shout back at me.
Exhibit F: 'Honest Doctor 911'.
Exhibit F: 'Honest Doctor 911'.
Oh god. Is it that time of year already?
This is the only version we sing.
Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking on your wall'
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Oh god. Is it that time of year already?
Please, I beg of you, help us make a big room in Glasgow not look as empty as the ticket sales would imply!
432presents.seetickets.com/event/slime-...
432presents.seetickets.com/event/slime-...
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Please, I beg of you, help us make a big room in Glasgow not look as empty as the ticket sales would imply!
432presents.seetickets.com/event/slime-...
432presents.seetickets.com/event/slime-...
Had a lovely wee time shouting the same line over and over again with people in London this weekend. Please consider shouting the same line over and over again with me in Glasgow this weekend.
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Had a lovely wee time shouting the same line over and over again with people in London this weekend. Please consider shouting the same line over and over again with me in Glasgow this weekend.
Reposted by Michael M 👽
I fucking love this album. Get it down yer
Our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉 is available to stream, download, buy, and ignore now!
12 bangers. All annoying.
"It's really f**king good" - 10/10 @godisinthetvzine.bsky.social
"Sarcastic, frantic, hefty, and above all fun" - @theskinnymag.bsky.social
The links 👉 slime-city.com
12 bangers. All annoying.
"It's really f**king good" - 10/10 @godisinthetvzine.bsky.social
"Sarcastic, frantic, hefty, and above all fun" - @theskinnymag.bsky.social
The links 👉 slime-city.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I fucking love this album. Get it down yer
Happy release day to my newest child, National Record of Achievement.
We hope it does well out there in the real world, but there's every possibility it'll turn into an arsehole.
I am exhausted.
We hope it does well out there in the real world, but there's every possibility it'll turn into an arsehole.
I am exhausted.
Our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉 is available to stream, download, buy, and ignore now!
12 bangers. All annoying.
"It's really f**king good" - 10/10 @godisinthetvzine.bsky.social
"Sarcastic, frantic, hefty, and above all fun" - @theskinnymag.bsky.social
The links 👉 slime-city.com
12 bangers. All annoying.
"It's really f**king good" - 10/10 @godisinthetvzine.bsky.social
"Sarcastic, frantic, hefty, and above all fun" - @theskinnymag.bsky.social
The links 👉 slime-city.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Happy release day to my newest child, National Record of Achievement.
We hope it does well out there in the real world, but there's every possibility it'll turn into an arsehole.
I am exhausted.
We hope it does well out there in the real world, but there's every possibility it'll turn into an arsehole.
I am exhausted.
Reposted by Michael M 👽
Two thirds of the way through @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social's excellent memoir about being in We Are The Physics. Crying with laughter. Just read about their set at TITP 2007 - the first band I ever saw at a festival, and the first time I ever saw WATP. What memories!
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Two thirds of the way through @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social's excellent memoir about being in We Are The Physics. Crying with laughter. Just read about their set at TITP 2007 - the first band I ever saw at a festival, and the first time I ever saw WATP. What memories!
I'm no a football guy but fuck sake I too am now going to the world cup (of holding my breath in suspense)
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm no a football guy but fuck sake I too am now going to the world cup (of holding my breath in suspense)
This is wild. Accidentally created a perfect album with my pals.
Oh christ, 'National Record of Achievement' just got its first (and let's face it, only) 🔟 / 🔟 on @godisinthetvzine.bsky.social
Big thanks to the legend Jim Auton for calling our record 'really fucking good'.
Full review ➡️ www.godisinthetvzine.co.uk/2025/11/18/s...
Big thanks to the legend Jim Auton for calling our record 'really fucking good'.
Full review ➡️ www.godisinthetvzine.co.uk/2025/11/18/s...
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is wild. Accidentally created a perfect album with my pals.
Helllooooooo! Streaming a sneak preview of the new @slimecitymusic.bsky.social album on my UNKNOWN TREASURES livestream tomorrow with my two best friends Michael and Michael.
🗓️ WED 19 NOV 🕘 9-10pm ➡️ YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
🗓️ WED 19 NOV 🕘 9-10pm ➡️ YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Helllooooooo! Streaming a sneak preview of the new @slimecitymusic.bsky.social album on my UNKNOWN TREASURES livestream tomorrow with my two best friends Michael and Michael.
🗓️ WED 19 NOV 🕘 9-10pm ➡️ YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
🗓️ WED 19 NOV 🕘 9-10pm ➡️ YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
Been packing records all day, like, literally 6 hours. It's a nice problem to have but if I ever see the cover of that album again I will throw hands.
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Been packing records all day, like, literally 6 hours. It's a nice problem to have but if I ever see the cover of that album again I will throw hands.
BBC Radio: hmm, kids aren't interested in our shows because it's not fortnite or someone squawking 6-7. Let's nuke our existing roster and replace it with something so unfathomably banal that both the kids AND existing listeners won't tune in.
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
BBC Radio: hmm, kids aren't interested in our shows because it's not fortnite or someone squawking 6-7. Let's nuke our existing roster and replace it with something so unfathomably banal that both the kids AND existing listeners won't tune in.
Doing a very special (for me) episode of UNKNOWN TREASURES, the livestream on which I play vinyl records I've never heard, next week!
🗓️ WED 19 NOV 🕘 9-10pm ➡️ YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
🗓️ WED 19 NOV 🕘 9-10pm ➡️ YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Doing a very special (for me) episode of UNKNOWN TREASURES, the livestream on which I play vinyl records I've never heard, next week!
🗓️ WED 19 NOV 🕘 9-10pm ➡️ YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
🗓️ WED 19 NOV 🕘 9-10pm ➡️ YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
Reposted by Michael M 👽
"Remarkable, refreshing, and necessary."
Big tom hanks to The Golden Bough for the lovely review of our hush hush secret show.
Full review here ➡️ thegoldenbough.co.uk/2025/11/12/d...
📸 ➡️ Chris Hogge
Big tom hanks to The Golden Bough for the lovely review of our hush hush secret show.
Full review here ➡️ thegoldenbough.co.uk/2025/11/12/d...
📸 ➡️ Chris Hogge
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
"Remarkable, refreshing, and necessary."
Big tom hanks to The Golden Bough for the lovely review of our hush hush secret show.
Full review here ➡️ thegoldenbough.co.uk/2025/11/12/d...
📸 ➡️ Chris Hogge
Big tom hanks to The Golden Bough for the lovely review of our hush hush secret show.
Full review here ➡️ thegoldenbough.co.uk/2025/11/12/d...
📸 ➡️ Chris Hogge
Reposted by Michael M 👽
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL CONTENT ☠
It's November, and we're launching our new album NATIONAL RECORD ACHIEVEMENT ⬇️
22 NOV // LONDON The Lexington w/ @fomachete.bsky.social & Punching Swans
29 NOV // GLASGOW The Art School w/ Head Noise & Normal Service
Tickets: linktr.ee/idst
It's November, and we're launching our new album NATIONAL RECORD ACHIEVEMENT ⬇️
22 NOV // LONDON The Lexington w/ @fomachete.bsky.social & Punching Swans
29 NOV // GLASGOW The Art School w/ Head Noise & Normal Service
Tickets: linktr.ee/idst
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL CONTENT ☠
It's November, and we're launching our new album NATIONAL RECORD ACHIEVEMENT ⬇️
22 NOV // LONDON The Lexington w/ @fomachete.bsky.social & Punching Swans
29 NOV // GLASGOW The Art School w/ Head Noise & Normal Service
Tickets: linktr.ee/idst
It's November, and we're launching our new album NATIONAL RECORD ACHIEVEMENT ⬇️
22 NOV // LONDON The Lexington w/ @fomachete.bsky.social & Punching Swans
29 NOV // GLASGOW The Art School w/ Head Noise & Normal Service
Tickets: linktr.ee/idst
It's all diy or die until I have to parcel up hundreds and hundreds of records and then it's please let me die.
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
It's all diy or die until I have to parcel up hundreds and hundreds of records and then it's please let me die.
Reposted by Michael M 👽
Had a great wee laugh on my last livestream playing Laban 3 by Laban, an album I'd never heard and found in a charity shop.
Follow my daft channel 'UNKNOWN TREASURES' for more of that stuff.
Very special next episode (with guests!) 📅 19 Nov 🕘 9-10 PM 🌍 youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
Follow my daft channel 'UNKNOWN TREASURES' for more of that stuff.
Very special next episode (with guests!) 📅 19 Nov 🕘 9-10 PM 🌍 youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Had a great wee laugh on my last livestream playing Laban 3 by Laban, an album I'd never heard and found in a charity shop.
Follow my daft channel 'UNKNOWN TREASURES' for more of that stuff.
Very special next episode (with guests!) 📅 19 Nov 🕘 9-10 PM 🌍 youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
Follow my daft channel 'UNKNOWN TREASURES' for more of that stuff.
Very special next episode (with guests!) 📅 19 Nov 🕘 9-10 PM 🌍 youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
Had a great wee laugh on my last livestream playing Laban 3 by Laban, an album I'd never heard and found in a charity shop.
Follow my daft channel 'UNKNOWN TREASURES' for more of that stuff.
Very special next episode (with guests!) 📅 19 Nov 🕘 9-10 PM 🌍 youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
Follow my daft channel 'UNKNOWN TREASURES' for more of that stuff.
Very special next episode (with guests!) 📅 19 Nov 🕘 9-10 PM 🌍 youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Had a great wee laugh on my last livestream playing Laban 3 by Laban, an album I'd never heard and found in a charity shop.
Follow my daft channel 'UNKNOWN TREASURES' for more of that stuff.
Very special next episode (with guests!) 📅 19 Nov 🕘 9-10 PM 🌍 youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
Follow my daft channel 'UNKNOWN TREASURES' for more of that stuff.
Very special next episode (with guests!) 📅 19 Nov 🕘 9-10 PM 🌍 youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
To all the twitter exiles who had moderate 'success' on that platform, what were the posts you were proud of but ended up complete stinkers?
I spent ages doing this video and song and was ready to cash in my RT currency, but it absolutely fuckin bombed. Rightly so.
I spent ages doing this video and song and was ready to cash in my RT currency, but it absolutely fuckin bombed. Rightly so.
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
To all the twitter exiles who had moderate 'success' on that platform, what were the posts you were proud of but ended up complete stinkers?
I spent ages doing this video and song and was ready to cash in my RT currency, but it absolutely fuckin bombed. Rightly so.
I spent ages doing this video and song and was ready to cash in my RT currency, but it absolutely fuckin bombed. Rightly so.
That's yer guy ready to go live on YouTube at 8pm to play a vinyl I've never heard that I found in a charity shop!
Tshirt unrelated.
YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
Tshirt unrelated.
YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
That's yer guy ready to go live on YouTube at 8pm to play a vinyl I've never heard that I found in a charity shop!
Tshirt unrelated.
YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
Tshirt unrelated.
YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
Toniiiight, my daft stream 👇
Next stream of UNKNOWN TREASURES is tomorrow 🗓️ 6 NOV 🕗 8-9pm on that YouTube!
Yaaasss
YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
Yaaasss
YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Toniiiight, my daft stream 👇
When the singer looks like normcore Stephen King, you know you're gonna die in that pit
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
When the singer looks like normcore Stephen King, you know you're gonna die in that pit
Radiohead: the force awakens.
Absolutely howling at this poster from a ticket tout site.
Absolutely howling at this poster from a ticket tout site.
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Radiohead: the force awakens.
Absolutely howling at this poster from a ticket tout site.
Absolutely howling at this poster from a ticket tout site.
Remember that time I designed a load of daft parody tshirts that hundreds of people stole and still sell on redbubble, the site who banned me from doing that??
After that, MySoti gave me a terrible percentage on sales then blocked me and shut down the ENTIRE WEBSITE.
I simply love to have ideas!
After that, MySoti gave me a terrible percentage on sales then blocked me and shut down the ENTIRE WEBSITE.
I simply love to have ideas!
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Remember that time I designed a load of daft parody tshirts that hundreds of people stole and still sell on redbubble, the site who banned me from doing that??
After that, MySoti gave me a terrible percentage on sales then blocked me and shut down the ENTIRE WEBSITE.
I simply love to have ideas!
After that, MySoti gave me a terrible percentage on sales then blocked me and shut down the ENTIRE WEBSITE.
I simply love to have ideas!
For some reason, there was a period the internet was referred to as the super information highway, which is hilarious because it turns out the internet is just this really sketchy cul de sac you get trapped in and all the frightening locals start to surround you and ask what you're doing here boy.
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
For some reason, there was a period the internet was referred to as the super information highway, which is hilarious because it turns out the internet is just this really sketchy cul de sac you get trapped in and all the frightening locals start to surround you and ask what you're doing here boy.