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Stephen Graham
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PhD researcher: identity and development in University Service Unit cadets. A bounder, cad, rakehell and villain.
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There's no way I'm going in there
February 12, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Thursday
February 12, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Referring to sticky toffee puddings as STPs does make them sound like a social disease, though.
February 11, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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if your money was on "oh my god you unbelievable dipshit why did you embarrass me on international television we are obviously not getting back together" congratulations please come collect your winnings
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Can we have one public figure who isn't an irredeemable cunt?
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Acceptable Nigels:

1. Havers
2. From EastEnders
3. That's it
February 11, 2026 at 4:32 PM
There's a lot of Roses in my family, so that's probably a likely candidate. Lot of Patricks too, so that must have been considered at some point. I got Charles as a middle name, and I'm related to a ton of those.
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Mind you, my mum says that when my birth was registered, the lady behind the counter said my full name looked like it should be a signature on banknotes. I started charming them early.
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Curious reading what people's parents almost called them. I don't think I ever asked my parents if they had any alternatives in mind, or what I'd have been called if I was a girl; I doubt they'd remember now.
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Prince/Marilyn Manson* wasted their money, then.

*Wonder who they say it about in playgrounds these days?
February 11, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Expecting her eyes to glow red at any moment.
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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The "lock her up" crowd is suspiciously silent about those in the Epstein files.
February 11, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I used to have a recurring dream about running against a strong wind. It got to the point that I'd internally sigh whenever it happened.
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
They're doing *what* on them?! Filth!
February 11, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Just made eye-contact across the room with a colleague I had a fruity dream about the other night. She totally knows.
February 11, 2026 at 12:48 PM
20-odd years of the biggest and most expensive advertising you can get, it's like a psy-op.
February 11, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Does he exist outside of the Fringe? You never hear anything about him then he's on the side of every bus for two months.
February 11, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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Going to need a fact check on that one Kemi
Kemi Badenoch: "We weren't the ones stuffing government with hypocrites and paedophile apologists"
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Although I do laugh every time I see a promo for 'A Good Read', and remember someone on Twitter who said 'It's a good thing his name isn't Mike Wank.'
February 11, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Really pisses me off how he's got his feet under the table at that channel.
February 11, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Aunts and uncles still comment on how tall I've got. I'll be 44 next month.
February 11, 2026 at 10:10 AM
The news moves fast.
February 11, 2026 at 10:01 AM
I followed one of those 'archive pics' accounts earlier, and within a couple of minutes got a post complimenting Josef Goebbels' dress sense.
February 11, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Might as well put my trousers back on, then.
the LibDem announcement is... an economic policy speech

just in case you were wondering whether you made a mistake by getting out of bed
February 11, 2026 at 9:38 AM