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Stephen Graham
@stephengraham.bsky.social
PhD researcher: identity and development in University Service Unit cadets. A bounder, cad, rakehell and villain.
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Who knows what it is? Nobody!

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Must be a nightmare parking his U-Boat outside the Gladiators arena.
Mark, is everything ok at home?
February 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Always have to laugh when idiot commentators say Bond's 'gone woke' or whatever when virtually his entire inner monologue in Fleming's novels is disgust at himself and what his job entails. And scrambled eggs.
“That’s a Smith and Wesson and you’ve had your six.” Bond’s been remade so many times, is now a lightning rod for so much cultural commentary & pearl clutching, it’s easy to forget that as Fleming envisaged him, he was a brutal, blunt instrument in a dinner suit. DR NO pulls no punches & shows that.
February 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Reform collectively getting on their knees and tying their hair back for another racist billionaire, shocker.
February 12, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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#OnThisDay 1947: David Low on post-war immigration. One for Sir Jim...
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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Look at this poster and tell us you don't want an hour-long exploration of it!

Well you've got one! youtu.be/C4ksnHeGRIQ?...
February 12, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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We have been colonised by tax dodgers.
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 AM
There was a little fledgling on the road near my house and I wasn't able to stop and pick it up 😭
February 12, 2026 at 8:28 AM
The BBC Breaking alert is always the boring economy and never Farage's inevitable stranglewank accident. Get it sorted.
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 AM
There's no way I'm going in there
February 12, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Thursday
February 12, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Referring to sticky toffee puddings as STPs does make them sound like a social disease, though.
February 11, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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if your money was on "oh my god you unbelievable dipshit why did you embarrass me on international television we are obviously not getting back together" congratulations please come collect your winnings
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Can we have one public figure who isn't an irredeemable cunt?
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Curious reading what people's parents almost called them. I don't think I ever asked my parents if they had any alternatives in mind, or what I'd have been called if I was a girl; I doubt they'd remember now.
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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The "lock her up" crowd is suspiciously silent about those in the Epstein files.
February 11, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Just made eye-contact across the room with a colleague I had a fruity dream about the other night. She totally knows.
February 11, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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Going to need a fact check on that one Kemi
Kemi Badenoch: "We weren't the ones stuffing government with hypocrites and paedophile apologists"
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Might as well put my trousers back on, then.
the LibDem announcement is... an economic policy speech

just in case you were wondering whether you made a mistake by getting out of bed
February 11, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Got all these canapés in for the Major Lib Dem Announcement and I'm starting to feel a bit of a wally.
February 11, 2026 at 9:32 AM
February 11, 2026 at 9:14 AM
'There are some corners of the internet which have bred the most terrible things, things which act against everything that we believe in.'
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 AM
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*Runs in *

There is genuine French biathlon drama!

www.threads.com/@aldokt/post...
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
George Stephenson is cancelled and his gauge is literal slavery.
February 11, 2026 at 8:48 AM