Stephen Graham
@stephengraham.bsky.social
PhD researcher: identity and development in University Service Unit cadets. A bounder, cad, rakehell and villain.
Acceptable Nigels:
1. Havers
2. From EastEnders
3. That's it
1. Havers
2. From EastEnders
3. That's it
February 11, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Acceptable Nigels:
1. Havers
2. From EastEnders
3. That's it
1. Havers
2. From EastEnders
3. That's it
There's a lot of Roses in my family, so that's probably a likely candidate. Lot of Patricks too, so that must have been considered at some point. I got Charles as a middle name, and I'm related to a ton of those.
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
There's a lot of Roses in my family, so that's probably a likely candidate. Lot of Patricks too, so that must have been considered at some point. I got Charles as a middle name, and I'm related to a ton of those.
Mind you, my mum says that when my birth was registered, the lady behind the counter said my full name looked like it should be a signature on banknotes. I started charming them early.
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Mind you, my mum says that when my birth was registered, the lady behind the counter said my full name looked like it should be a signature on banknotes. I started charming them early.
Prince/Marilyn Manson* wasted their money, then.
*Wonder who they say it about in playgrounds these days?
*Wonder who they say it about in playgrounds these days?
February 11, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Prince/Marilyn Manson* wasted their money, then.
*Wonder who they say it about in playgrounds these days?
*Wonder who they say it about in playgrounds these days?
Expecting her eyes to glow red at any moment.
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Expecting her eyes to glow red at any moment.
I used to have a recurring dream about running against a strong wind. It got to the point that I'd internally sigh whenever it happened.
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I used to have a recurring dream about running against a strong wind. It got to the point that I'd internally sigh whenever it happened.
They're doing *what* on them?! Filth!
February 11, 2026 at 1:21 PM
They're doing *what* on them?! Filth!
20-odd years of the biggest and most expensive advertising you can get, it's like a psy-op.
February 11, 2026 at 12:45 PM
20-odd years of the biggest and most expensive advertising you can get, it's like a psy-op.
Does he exist outside of the Fringe? You never hear anything about him then he's on the side of every bus for two months.
February 11, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Does he exist outside of the Fringe? You never hear anything about him then he's on the side of every bus for two months.
Although I do laugh every time I see a promo for 'A Good Read', and remember someone on Twitter who said 'It's a good thing his name isn't Mike Wank.'
February 11, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Although I do laugh every time I see a promo for 'A Good Read', and remember someone on Twitter who said 'It's a good thing his name isn't Mike Wank.'
Really pisses me off how he's got his feet under the table at that channel.
February 11, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Really pisses me off how he's got his feet under the table at that channel.
Aunts and uncles still comment on how tall I've got. I'll be 44 next month.
February 11, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Aunts and uncles still comment on how tall I've got. I'll be 44 next month.
The news moves fast.
February 11, 2026 at 10:01 AM
The news moves fast.
I followed one of those 'archive pics' accounts earlier, and within a couple of minutes got a post complimenting Josef Goebbels' dress sense.
February 11, 2026 at 9:52 AM
I followed one of those 'archive pics' accounts earlier, and within a couple of minutes got a post complimenting Josef Goebbels' dress sense.
Diminishes the gravitas on a similar level to 'says Keith Chegwin.'
February 11, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Diminishes the gravitas on a similar level to 'says Keith Chegwin.'