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Andrew R
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I'm going to guess that the 33% who support AI being able to give financial advice plan to make money by using it to sell dog-shit to the 21% who don't know if it's OK for AI to give financial advice.
1% of people support sexually explicit images of adults without their consent, which 96% oppose

5% support generating 'undressed' images of real adults (images in e.g. underwear, lingerie or bikinis, but not featuring nudity) while 87% oppose this
[10% of Reform support this, 80% oppose]

YouGov
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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This is nice but I feel they’ve missed a trick by not including a cord in her back that you can pull to make her say “Twisted flax please, Victoria”
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 AM
It's not about having a favourite river, the important thing is remembering which rivers you hate and have insulted.

Because you can't cross the same river twice.
January 13, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Statehood, eh? I bet the two new senators from the proud state of Greenland will be very pro the guy who just invaded them.
A bill has already been introduced in the U.S. Congress under which the United States is prepared to annex Greenland and make it a U.S. state.

fine.house.gov/news/documen...
January 13, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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@Grok Add a Bikini Atoll
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 7:01 AM
@Grok Add a Bikini Atoll
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I know it's not popular on here to suggest that there may be a rational basis for Trump's policies, but the undeniable fact is that unless you control Canada and Greenland you don't get the +5 troops bonus for North America.
January 11, 2026 at 12:27 PM
BREAKING: North-Eastern man makes himself fruit salad for breakfast. Unconfirmed reports he is planning to wear coat when going out later. 'Backs to the wall, lads,' warns local police chief.
January 11, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Morning.
January 11, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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"He'll never sell any ice cream going at that speed...."
January 11, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Vaping on the garage at my parents house the other day and musing that the butane camping stove is probably older than me, but it might also be an alien monument in a spider civilisation that also pre-dates me.
January 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
"I remember when there were ships on the Tyne. Little kids without shoes. Big ships… wi' funnels on them."
January 10, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I think he’s worried that the whose-boat-got-there-first model will mean that, thanks to Leif Erikson, Denmark might claim sovereignty over the US.

Which, to be clear, I’m in favour of.
Trump: "I'm a fan of Denmark too. They've been very nice to me. But the fact that they had a boat land there [Greenland] 500 years ago doesn't mean they own the land. I'm sure we had lots of boats go there also."
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
God, there really is some disgusting stuff on X!
January 9, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Any chance that, in retaliation, Americans could be banned from Bluesky?
BREAKING: The United Kingdom is considering banning X, per the Telegraph
January 9, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Stephen has just become the face of, “I do not fucking believe what’s happening!!!”
#TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I reckon if the players agreed to sit on their arses for twenty minutes, so that nobody could be murdered tonight, then Claudia would up her cash offer, to save the format and shooting schedule.
#TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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That's meant to be the same person is it 🤔

Another BBC fakery scandal......for shame #TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Once again the plan of taking a random day off, mid-week in early January, and going to the beach pays off.
January 7, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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"Anyway, here's Thunderball"
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I couldn't complete the Hogwarts game, because I just couldn't do the final broomstick time-trial, so I had to ask my son -who has not played the game at all- to do it, and it took him 3 goes.

Not being pro-AI, but it's cost a lot to raise the lad to 16, so this would have been a cheaper option.
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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Davy is currently chatting-up Paul - a successful novelist, living in downtown NY, who "never had time" for a wife!

I suspect Davy's shipmates are well aware why he isn't up for the strip-clubs!
-Come on, Davy, shore-leave! Let's hit the strip-clubs!
-Sorry, lads, I've got other plans
-I don't believe this! Are you going to that poncy businessman bar again, the one with the fucking miserable piano player?
-I…
-Never mind, Davy. Enjoy your "tonic and gin", sailor!
January 6, 2026 at 10:00 AM
-Come on, Davy, shore-leave! Let's hit the strip-clubs!
-Sorry, lads, I've got other plans
-I don't believe this! Are you going to that poncy businessman bar again, the one with the fucking miserable piano player?
-I…
-Never mind, Davy. Enjoy your "tonic and gin", sailor!
January 6, 2026 at 8:58 AM
My wife always says that my dreams are really boring, but last night I dreamed we went to the library, so that's her showed!
January 6, 2026 at 5:46 AM