Andrew R
@excelpope.net
Shortly to be replaced by Microsoft Co-pilot
Mornington Crescent!
(Unless we're playing Curtice rules, in which case I apologise and will draw 3 as a forfeit)
(Unless we're playing Curtice rules, in which case I apologise and will draw 3 as a forfeit)
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Mornington Crescent!
(Unless we're playing Curtice rules, in which case I apologise and will draw 3 as a forfeit)
(Unless we're playing Curtice rules, in which case I apologise and will draw 3 as a forfeit)
Sheesh, it's perfectly straightforward… 1D8+8 is the damage from a dragon bite attack, so if you're AC3, with 9HP or fewer, and fail your ST against death then <checks Monster Manual> Trump wins.
January 12, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Sheesh, it's perfectly straightforward… 1D8+8 is the damage from a dragon bite attack, so if you're AC3, with 9HP or fewer, and fail your ST against death then <checks Monster Manual> Trump wins.
Your Party splits over whether they should hold good-faith negotiations with the incoming ICBM, or if even acknowledging that it exists is pandering to the "globalist" military industrial complex.
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Your Party splits over whether they should hold good-faith negotiations with the incoming ICBM, or if even acknowledging that it exists is pandering to the "globalist" military industrial complex.
Greetings of the day to you all, and may God shine his benevolence upon you.
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Greetings of the day to you all, and may God shine his benevolence upon you.
And Africa + SA only gives you 5 extra troops, not 6 (3 for Africa, 2 for South America)
January 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
And Africa + SA only gives you 5 extra troops, not 6 (3 for Africa, 2 for South America)
Always easy to get positive feedback by taking the most uncharitable possible reading, here on the friendly inclusive app.
January 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Always easy to get positive feedback by taking the most uncharitable possible reading, here on the friendly inclusive app.
Yes, I should definitely extend the benefit of the doubt to these people.
January 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Yes, I should definitely extend the benefit of the doubt to these people.
I mean, I understand people not liking her - even if their reasons for doing so are insane - but if your argument is that she's only ever read her own books, then you don't even know who your enemy is.
January 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I mean, I understand people not liking her - even if their reasons for doing so are insane - but if your argument is that she's only ever read her own books, then you don't even know who your enemy is.
God, there's a rich seam of fucking idiots in the replies to that.
January 11, 2026 at 3:14 PM
God, there's a rich seam of fucking idiots in the replies to that.
True. Control Africa (3 territories to defend) and you get +3 troops, control North America (also 3 points to defend) and it's +5. Imperial racism, innit?
January 11, 2026 at 12:40 PM
True. Control Africa (3 territories to defend) and you get +3 troops, control North America (also 3 points to defend) and it's +5. Imperial racism, innit?
Plus it explains Putin - if you want to control all of Asia then it's easier to defend Ukraine than have to defend Afghanistan and the Ural.
January 11, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Plus it explains Putin - if you want to control all of Asia then it's easier to defend Ukraine than have to defend Afghanistan and the Ural.
I think it will run into problems once the font size is smaller than the Planck length, which most apps won't support.
January 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I think it will run into problems once the font size is smaller than the Planck length, which most apps won't support.
Bit harsh. It is a reply to someone who claims to be Iranian, praising her books.
January 11, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Bit harsh. It is a reply to someone who claims to be Iranian, praising her books.
He can't tell you, because of the geas.
January 11, 2026 at 8:19 AM
He can't tell you, because of the geas.
And me. That’s why I’ve had roll out my camping stove/spiders a-material.
January 10, 2026 at 8:55 PM
And me. That’s why I’ve had roll out my camping stove/spiders a-material.
I’ll have to keep checking and see if it, a tarp, and all the spiders vanish for a week during the school summer holidays.
January 10, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I’ll have to keep checking and see if it, a tarp, and all the spiders vanish for a week during the school summer holidays.
The reference, btw, on the off-chance you haven't memorised Detectives on the Edge of a Nervous Breakdown.
The Comic Strip Presents 31 Detectives on the Edge of a Nervous Breakdown
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January 10, 2026 at 7:26 AM
The reference, btw, on the off-chance you haven't memorised Detectives on the Edge of a Nervous Breakdown.
Up early for the Tesco run, and happy to kick your la-de-dah Sainsbury's teeth in for you.
January 10, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Up early for the Tesco run, and happy to kick your la-de-dah Sainsbury's teeth in for you.