Samuel Theodore Eagle
@samuelteagle.bsky.social
ra-ra-ra-raurau
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wake up homie, new culture war just dropped
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
wake up homie, new culture war just dropped
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Treasury modelling had assumed post-2012 graduates would continue to enjoy the wage premiums that pre-2012 graduates enjoyed.
This didn't happen. Grad wages were lower, and so were repayments.
By 2021, the government expected back just 46p of every £1 repaid.
2/4
This didn't happen. Grad wages were lower, and so were repayments.
By 2021, the government expected back just 46p of every £1 repaid.
2/4
February 15, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Treasury modelling had assumed post-2012 graduates would continue to enjoy the wage premiums that pre-2012 graduates enjoyed.
This didn't happen. Grad wages were lower, and so were repayments.
By 2021, the government expected back just 46p of every £1 repaid.
2/4
This didn't happen. Grad wages were lower, and so were repayments.
By 2021, the government expected back just 46p of every £1 repaid.
2/4
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“Buy our home security package named after someone who was utterly destroyed by a back door break-in he didn’t see coming because he was focused solely on the front door.”
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
“Buy our home security package named after someone who was utterly destroyed by a back door break-in he didn’t see coming because he was focused solely on the front door.”
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had a very respectful chat about theology tonight
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
had a very respectful chat about theology tonight
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This is probably ok
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This is probably ok
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Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
February 14, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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1902. Things could be worse.
February 14, 2026 at 12:10 PM
1902. Things could be worse.
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OTD in 2022 George Galloway released one of the absolute, all-time classics.
He has yet to delete it, show humility, or confirm/deny if this means he in fact being paid to act like an idiot, or if he just does it free.
#JustAskingQuestions
He has yet to delete it, show humility, or confirm/deny if this means he in fact being paid to act like an idiot, or if he just does it free.
#JustAskingQuestions
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 AM
OTD in 2022 George Galloway released one of the absolute, all-time classics.
He has yet to delete it, show humility, or confirm/deny if this means he in fact being paid to act like an idiot, or if he just does it free.
#JustAskingQuestions
He has yet to delete it, show humility, or confirm/deny if this means he in fact being paid to act like an idiot, or if he just does it free.
#JustAskingQuestions
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her: are you stupid
me:
me:
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
her: are you stupid
me:
me:
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Happens to the best of us
February 6, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Happens to the best of us
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greatest headline of my adult life
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 PM
greatest headline of my adult life
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forgot the most important of the genre
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
forgot the most important of the genre
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The IOC: lets keep sports and politics separate
Also the IOC:
Also the IOC:
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
The IOC: lets keep sports and politics separate
Also the IOC:
Also the IOC:
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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sorry, you guys are gonna have to work this out without me
February 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
sorry, you guys are gonna have to work this out without me
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
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Honestly I think the group who picked the Winter Olympics are living a better life than all the rest of us.
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Honestly I think the group who picked the Winter Olympics are living a better life than all the rest of us.
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Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
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Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms
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I can’t not see the roof scene from Independence Day (1996)
February 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I can’t not see the roof scene from Independence Day (1996)
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Just want to quickly point out that *every single event* at the Winter Olympics is just a different form of sliding. Downhill sliding, endurance sliding, artistic sliding, team sliding. It's all just sliding.
February 6, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Just want to quickly point out that *every single event* at the Winter Olympics is just a different form of sliding. Downhill sliding, endurance sliding, artistic sliding, team sliding. It's all just sliding.
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Love the idea of hiding your shame of calculating behind the cool of smoking.
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Love the idea of hiding your shame of calculating behind the cool of smoking.
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'I was lied to by the Prince of Darkness' is not a sustainable line.
February 5, 2026 at 11:56 AM
'I was lied to by the Prince of Darkness' is not a sustainable line.