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Samuel Theodore Eagle
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ra-ra-ra-raurau
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This is probably ok
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
February 14, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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1902. Things could be worse.
February 14, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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OTD in 2022 George Galloway released one of the absolute, all-time classics.

He has yet to delete it, show humility, or confirm/deny if this means he in fact being paid to act like an idiot, or if he just does it free.

#JustAskingQuestions
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 AM
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her: are you stupid

me:
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Happens to the best of us
February 6, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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greatest headline of my adult life
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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forgot the most important of the genre
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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The IOC: lets keep sports and politics separate

Also the IOC:
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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sorry, you guys are gonna have to work this out without me
February 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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Honestly I think the group who picked the Winter Olympics are living a better life than all the rest of us.
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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I can’t not see the roof scene from Independence Day (1996)
February 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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Just want to quickly point out that *every single event* at the Winter Olympics is just a different form of sliding. Downhill sliding, endurance sliding, artistic sliding, team sliding. It's all just sliding.
February 6, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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Love the idea of hiding your shame of calculating behind the cool of smoking.
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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'I was lied to by the Prince of Darkness' is not a sustainable line.
February 5, 2026 at 11:56 AM
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>North Korea having troops on the ground

>>American tech companies shirking sanctions left and right

>>>China providing a bunch of money to kill Ukrainians

“But have you considered escalation?”
February 5, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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In an otherwise utterly grim saga this is, I'm sorry, hilarious. Epstein, the recipient of Mandelson's leaks chides him for being indiscreet and betraying his bosses in his autobiography.
February 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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All governments should have one.
It's kind of wild that the French foreign ministry has an official shitposting account.
France’s Foreign Ministry owns Elon Musk in this response:
February 4, 2026 at 11:56 AM
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People keep saying our housing problems aren’t just planning but often when we change planning it turns out we do build lots more and then people hurriedly try to change the rules back to stop it @anthonypainter.bsky.social
We need all our cities to be a little more like Croydon.

A local planning reform that allowed developers to replace suburban homes with small blocks of flats that looked like suburban homes led to an unprecedented building boom in Croydon (until it was cancelled):
February 4, 2026 at 11:30 AM
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There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM