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George Wallace
@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
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Droppin' mics then bringin' them to be fixed 'cause I'm nice and whatnot. Look for "Clean Slate" on Prime Video February 6th.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1h
If they've got you angry with tamale vendors, museum displays and trans kids, you are their perfect dumbass and whatnot.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 19h
DETROIT!!! October 25th. We gotta keep our joy. Together. See y'all there and whatnot.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 19h
DETROIT!!! October 25th. We gotta keep our joy. Together. See y'all there and whatnot.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 20h
We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 20h
I am canceling tonight's antifa pot luck due to the tumor I got from taking the measles vaccine. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 23h
They call it Prime Day but that shit is actually two days. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1d
CHICAGO!!!!! Let's get in some good trouble this Sunday at City Winery. I love you and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1d
CHICAGO!!!!! Let's get in some good trouble this Sunday at City Winery. I love you and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1d
👏 PLOT👏TWIST!👏 IF 👏THESE👏UNSERIOUS 👏WOCKAFLOCKAS 👏SOUND 👏LIKE👏 SERIOUS👏WOCKAFLOCKAS👏TO 👏YOU👏THEN👏YOU👏 YOURSELF👏HAVE 👏BECOME👏AN👏UNSERIOUS 👏WOCKAFLOCKA!👏
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1d
I saw this racist bullshit coming the second our classrooms switched from blackboards to whiteboards.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1d
Shout out to the American Presidents who didn't... (checks notes)... hate Americans.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1d
Vote yes on Fitty!
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 4d
If you are someone who believes love will win, if you are someone who WANTS to believe love will win, @lavernecox.bsky.social and I got something for you over on Prime. Presented by the late, great Norman Lear. Watching "Clean Slate" is certified self-care and whatnot.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 5d
Just a reminder about the reminder and whatnot. #Reminders #Islands #Epsteins #Whatnots
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 7d
My favorite Kippur is probably Yom.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 7d
If museums are makin' you sad, maybe blame your great, great grandpa instead of the museums.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 7d
Shout out to the top 5 Janes in the world, Seymour, Fonda, Pittman, Lynch and Goodall.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 8d
Vote hell yes on Prop Fitty and whatnot.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 8d
When your weiner dog hears you defending a "Civil War monument" erected 59 years after the war and whatnot.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 8d
"Woke bad! Me do pullups to stop woke!"
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 9d
And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!

Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 8d
So in summary, no more facial hair and prepare for war against our own country and whatnot. If you wanted this, your ass shoulda listened better in social studies.
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