Nick (derogatory) ✨
@slothropsmap.bsky.social
Yinzer ambassador to the west coast • Moo Deng’s spiritual successor • Tallest Italian to live-tweet brain surgery
Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.
Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.
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it was just a matter of time
January 13, 2026 at 7:12 AM
it was just a matter of time
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Either way, Fed independence cares about them.
Do markets care about Fed independence? ft.trib.al/zx2BIt8 | opinion
Do markets care about Fed independence?
They will eventually
ft.trib.al
January 13, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Either way, Fed independence cares about them.
This line is responsible for the hardest laugh of my entire life.
Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?
January 13, 2026 at 6:29 AM
This line is responsible for the hardest laugh of my entire life.
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Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?
January 13, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?
The best medical fact that I’ve learned during my brain surgery odyssey is that a likely reason why my ears are clogged and I’ve got temporary tinnitus is that skull dust is floating around inside my head and settling in places it shouldn’t.
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 AM
The best medical fact that I’ve learned during my brain surgery odyssey is that a likely reason why my ears are clogged and I’ve got temporary tinnitus is that skull dust is floating around inside my head and settling in places it shouldn’t.
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A 50-yard pick six where he gets stuffed out of bounds as he barely attempts a tackle is the last throw of Aaron Rodgers’ career.
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
A 50-yard pick six where he gets stuffed out of bounds as he barely attempts a tackle is the last throw of Aaron Rodgers’ career.
Even I laughed at that pick six.
Now listen. I was born and raised in Pittsburgh, so as a matter of circumstance I am a lifelong Steelers fan trapped in a suicide pact with Aaron Rodgers. I hate all of this as much as you do, except I'm somehow rooting for the guy.
You can dunk on me, I deserve it, just go easy.
You can dunk on me, I deserve it, just go easy.
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Even I laughed at that pick six.
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I’ve never seen a center play worse than this Texans center
January 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I’ve never seen a center play worse than this Texans center
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Ive seen the Steelers win this exact type of game so many times…..
January 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Ive seen the Steelers win this exact type of game so many times…..
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Wild reporting from Bloomberg. Jeanine Pirro apparently freelanced the subpoenas and criminal investigation of Jerome Powell.
January 13, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Wild reporting from Bloomberg. Jeanine Pirro apparently freelanced the subpoenas and criminal investigation of Jerome Powell.
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made a widget that looks through an account's recent history and makes a starter pack out of the X users you (or I guess someone else, if you're a sicko) 1) follow and 2) interacted with most in the last Y days.
January 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
made a widget that looks through an account's recent history and makes a starter pack out of the X users you (or I guess someone else, if you're a sicko) 1) follow and 2) interacted with most in the last Y days.
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Guys re: whistles, it just occurred to me that I know almost literally every local business owner along Hennepin. Tomorrow I’m going to explore their appetite for giving them out for free. If it exists, send me whistles and we’ll get them into people’s hands
January 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Guys re: whistles, it just occurred to me that I know almost literally every local business owner along Hennepin. Tomorrow I’m going to explore their appetite for giving them out for free. If it exists, send me whistles and we’ll get them into people’s hands
Now listen. I was born and raised in Pittsburgh, so as a matter of circumstance I am a lifelong Steelers fan trapped in a suicide pact with Aaron Rodgers. I hate all of this as much as you do, except I'm somehow rooting for the guy.
You can dunk on me, I deserve it, just go easy.
You can dunk on me, I deserve it, just go easy.
January 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Now listen. I was born and raised in Pittsburgh, so as a matter of circumstance I am a lifelong Steelers fan trapped in a suicide pact with Aaron Rodgers. I hate all of this as much as you do, except I'm somehow rooting for the guy.
You can dunk on me, I deserve it, just go easy.
You can dunk on me, I deserve it, just go easy.
I try to remain optimistic, you might even say cheerful. But I can’t deny that I never want to interact with a Republican again if I can help it.
"Do you think the ICE agent should face criminal charges for shooting the woman in Minneapolis?"
All:
Yes: 53%
No: 30%
Yes Among:
Democrats: 90%
Independents: 54%
Republicans: 14%
YouGov / Jan 11, 2026
All:
Yes: 53%
No: 30%
Yes Among:
Democrats: 90%
Independents: 54%
Republicans: 14%
YouGov / Jan 11, 2026
January 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I try to remain optimistic, you might even say cheerful. But I can’t deny that I never want to interact with a Republican again if I can help it.
This would be a war crime. Gift link.
U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
www.nytimes.com
January 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
This would be a war crime. Gift link.
I’m so happy. I’ve never had a better reason to use this.
January 12, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I’m so happy. I’ve never had a better reason to use this.
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I do NOT want to open this box, but I have to.
I can find zero evidence that the product was ever spelled "4Loko." Not even on Wikipedia. Having a genuine Mandela Effect moment here.
I can find zero evidence that the product was ever spelled "4Loko." Not even on Wikipedia. Having a genuine Mandela Effect moment here.
January 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I do NOT want to open this box, but I have to.
I can find zero evidence that the product was ever spelled "4Loko." Not even on Wikipedia. Having a genuine Mandela Effect moment here.
I can find zero evidence that the product was ever spelled "4Loko." Not even on Wikipedia. Having a genuine Mandela Effect moment here.
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(Finally my time to shine!)
They're not, Boy and Girl popular names behave differently:
alexgude.com/blog/popular...
They're not, Boy and Girl popular names behave differently:
alexgude.com/blog/popular...
Rise and Fall of Popular Names
The popularity of baby names rises and falls based on the tastes of each generation of parents. Are their preferences the same for boy’s names as for girl’s names? I plot the trends to find out!
alexgude.com
January 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
(Finally my time to shine!)
They're not, Boy and Girl popular names behave differently:
alexgude.com/blog/popular...
They're not, Boy and Girl popular names behave differently:
alexgude.com/blog/popular...
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Something I think about a lot because I’m weird is how 10 years from now a huge portion (maybe a majority?) of politicians, CEOs, and leaders of various types will have transmitted a nude image of themselves to another person at least once in their lives. A generation of sexters.
I am occasionally reminded we are just a few years away from the dam breaking on all kinds of important government, civil, industrial, corporate, and religious jobs belonging to people who slid into DMs and got shitfaced on Four Loko.
there will probably be a pope who has browsed AO3 in the next 100 years
January 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Something I think about a lot because I’m weird is how 10 years from now a huge portion (maybe a majority?) of politicians, CEOs, and leaders of various types will have transmitted a nude image of themselves to another person at least once in their lives. A generation of sexters.
I am occasionally reminded we are just a few years away from the dam breaking on all kinds of important government, civil, industrial, corporate, and religious jobs belonging to people who slid into DMs and got shitfaced on Four Loko.
there will probably be a pope who has browsed AO3 in the next 100 years
thought the pope was on ao3
January 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I am occasionally reminded we are just a few years away from the dam breaking on all kinds of important government, civil, industrial, corporate, and religious jobs belonging to people who slid into DMs and got shitfaced on Four Loko.
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going to start using this SPECIFICALLY as a reaction image to psychotic Cat Manning classics takes
January 12, 2026 at 7:47 PM
going to start using this SPECIFICALLY as a reaction image to psychotic Cat Manning classics takes