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Nick (derogatory) ✨

@slothropsmap.bsky.social

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Yinzer ambassador to the west coast • Moo Deng’s spiritual successor • Tallest Italian with chronic intractable migraine • What you fail to see, Mr Pope Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 2h

they can see the polling

Alex Wayne @aawayne.bsky.social · 11h

“Oklahomans would lose their mind if Pritzker in Illinois sent troops down to Oklahoma during the Biden administration.”

The Republican chair of the National Governors Association breaks with Trump.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/u...

Oklahoma’s Republican Governor Criticizes National Guard Deployment in Chicago

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becca | they/them @beccaisoutside.bsky.social · 4h

this is the most pollen ive ever seen on a single bug, shes having the time of her life

photo of a bee covered all-over with bright orange pollen.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 2h

Oh boy

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 2h

Trump biographer Michael Wolff reveals he was shown the lewd photos by Jeffrey Epstein himself.

I’ve Seen Epstein’s Photos of Trump With Topless Girls: Author

Trump biographer Michael Wolff reveals he was shown the lewd photos by Jeffrey Epstein himself.

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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 2h

Trump biographer Michael Wolff reveals he was shown the lewd photos by Jeffrey Epstein himself.

I’ve Seen Epstein’s Photos of Trump With Topless Girls: Author

Trump biographer Michael Wolff reveals he was shown the lewd photos by Jeffrey Epstein himself.

trib.al

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 2h

I wouldn’t know how to compare but I appreciate you. Thanks.

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 3h

it's all fine and good until your PNS starts receiving radio waves all the time, and then intelligence maps them onto German missile tests

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 3h

Do I note a hint of regret in your tone?

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 3h

I’ll look into it, thank you.

Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 3h

Thank you

Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 3h

Thank you friend. I’ll get back.

Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 3h

Fingers crossed. I feel immense hope to just finally have a neurosurgeon on the case. It’s a step in a direction I’ve wanted to head (lol) for years now.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 3h

If I do ever write a book about the headaches, I've already resolved to kick it off with an epigraph quoting Elvira.

"How's your head?"

"Haven't had any complaints yet!"

Elvira - How's Your Head

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 3h

If I do ever write a book about the headaches, I've already resolved to kick it off with an epigraph quoting Elvira.

"How's your head?"

"Haven't had any complaints yet!"

Elvira - How's Your Head

YouTube video by tkr808

www.youtube.com

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 4h

I worded it exactly as intended, Achilles :)

Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 4h

I will become even more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 4h

Thank you!

Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 4h

An excuse to share the funniest post ever written about me.

cathode_corpse @cathodecorpse.bsky.social · May 20

irrelevant but i'm high as shit and tried to find your account just now but before you popped up in my feed i couldn't remember your name and kept searching "headache guy"

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 4h

You're a good guy, Elliot. Thank you!

Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 4h

Hard to get that past insurance, but you know I'm gonna try Ed.

Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 4h

Botox has been off the table for a few reasons, mainly because the source of my pain is in an area you don't normally inject given the risks. But we're running out of options, so I bet I try it before long.

Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 4h

Thanks Dan. Means a lot.

Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 4h

That's P N S: Peripheral Nervous System. I know what you were thinking. Settle down.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 4h

Welcome back to Headache Corner. I'm your host, Captain Headache ✨

After a stunning 3-month recovery on a new drug, the headaches returned worse than ever. Mysterious!

9 hours/day, every day. High intensity.

Referred to a surgeon who intends to blast my PNS with radio waves. I'll keep you posted.

Look at this fucking chart. It's frankly unacceptable.

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 4h

found milei's alt

Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 4h

I am formally admitting defeat at understanding the Argentinian economy

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 4h

what did i do now

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