Nick (derogatory) ✨
@slothropsmap.bsky.social
Yinzer ambassador to the west coast • Moo Deng’s spiritual successor • Tallest Italian with type 2 trigeminal neuralgia • What you fail to see, Mr Pope
Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.
Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.
Pinned
[crowd chanting, feverish, deranged]
Blexas. Blexas! Blexas! BLEXAS!!!!
Blexas. Blexas! Blexas! BLEXAS!!!!
Trump’s approval collapses nationwide, turning several deep-red states negative — Economist tracker
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
[crowd chanting, feverish, deranged]
Blexas. Blexas! Blexas! BLEXAS!!!!
Blexas. Blexas! Blexas! BLEXAS!!!!
Conan is my height. I feel a kindredness with the man as a fellow large goofy boy.
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Conan is my height. I feel a kindredness with the man as a fellow large goofy boy.
Yes
Pritzker has big boi energy. It’s surprising to learn he’s only 5’8!
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Yes
Pritzker has big boi energy. It’s surprising to learn he’s only 5’8!
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Pritzker has big boi energy. It’s surprising to learn he’s only 5’8!
Given their difference in height, I’d say there’s a good chance Trump weighs more than Pritzker.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Given their difference in height, I’d say there’s a good chance Trump weighs more than Pritzker.
Isn’t it remarkable? Knocked me sideways.
I have a pet theory that libraries are headed for a resurgence as we look for secular sources of community post-COVID. Would love to see a Dem nominee or senator make this a serious funding issue.
I have a pet theory that libraries are headed for a resurgence as we look for secular sources of community post-COVID. Would love to see a Dem nominee or senator make this a serious funding issue.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Isn’t it remarkable? Knocked me sideways.
I have a pet theory that libraries are headed for a resurgence as we look for secular sources of community post-COVID. Would love to see a Dem nominee or senator make this a serious funding issue.
I have a pet theory that libraries are headed for a resurgence as we look for secular sources of community post-COVID. Would love to see a Dem nominee or senator make this a serious funding issue.
Granted it’s a gift I’d have immense difficulty navigating but a gift all the same.
I need a book on "Can't Remember Dewey Decimal System."
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Granted it’s a gift I’d have immense difficulty navigating but a gift all the same.
What a beautiful gift this is. Don’t mind telling you I teared up a little.
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
What a beautiful gift this is. Don’t mind telling you I teared up a little.
Reposted by Nick (derogatory) ✨
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
Reposted by Nick (derogatory) ✨
i don't really wonder why isaac chotiner is like this. i wonder why our journalists in general aren't like this.
begins here, over this article: www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
i don't really wonder why isaac chotiner is like this. i wonder why our journalists in general aren't like this.
Friends
Sex
Butter
Can you ask for a more fulfilling trio? I think not.
Sex
Butter
Can you ask for a more fulfilling trio? I think not.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Friends
Sex
Butter
Can you ask for a more fulfilling trio? I think not.
Sex
Butter
Can you ask for a more fulfilling trio? I think not.
Reposted by Nick (derogatory) ✨
this dumb shit is what i mean when i say this is a purely aesthetic “politics.” yeah man, why can’t we have a fusion of cosmopolitan social democracy and revanchist hierarchies of wealth and privilege? tough question.
Matt Stoller: “..Trump & Mamdani defeated establishment in their own way, representing hunger of voters on the right & left who want something different. If those sides cd come together.. that would be a sea change in how we organize our political economy”.
www.thebignewsletter.com/p/monopoly-r...
www.thebignewsletter.com/p/monopoly-r...
Monopoly Round-Up: Why the Establishment Freaked Out Over a Mamdani-Trump Press Conference
Meta wins its antitrust case, there are now two fire truck antitrust claims, the stock market got wobbly, and Larry Summers was exiled from the establishment, at least for now.
www.thebignewsletter.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
this dumb shit is what i mean when i say this is a purely aesthetic “politics.” yeah man, why can’t we have a fusion of cosmopolitan social democracy and revanchist hierarchies of wealth and privilege? tough question.
Everyone but Liam* is, as ever, implied.
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Everyone but Liam* is, as ever, implied.
Also Episode 8 is the best in the series largely because @rianjohnson.bsky.social is the best director to ever helm a Star Wars movie.
Consistently funny and tight, and the warp speed sacrifice is the best shot I’ve ever seen in a Hollywood blockbuster.
Consistently funny and tight, and the warp speed sacrifice is the best shot I’ve ever seen in a Hollywood blockbuster.
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Also Episode 8 is the best in the series largely because @rianjohnson.bsky.social is the best director to ever helm a Star Wars movie.
Consistently funny and tight, and the warp speed sacrifice is the best shot I’ve ever seen in a Hollywood blockbuster.
Consistently funny and tight, and the warp speed sacrifice is the best shot I’ve ever seen in a Hollywood blockbuster.
However you rank the other eight, the prequels deserve bottom three and I’ve never seen a good argument to the contrary. They were filmed in such a way as to imply George Lucas had never watched a single film in his life.
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
However you rank the other eight, the prequels deserve bottom three and I’ve never seen a good argument to the contrary. They were filmed in such a way as to imply George Lucas had never watched a single film in his life.
Everyone likes to pretend the prequels weren’t three of the worst movies ever made.
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Everyone likes to pretend the prequels weren’t three of the worst movies ever made.
I love that there’s a cue ball bald emoji. Representation matters.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I love that there’s a cue ball bald emoji. Representation matters.
👨🏻🦲➡️🏃🏻♂️
Sen. Mark Kelly has released a statement.
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
👨🏻🦲➡️🏃🏻♂️
It sure does
some of y’all have internalized bigotry against sexy Sicilians who look like they were just told they have an STD and it shows 🥑
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It sure does
Reposted by Nick (derogatory) ✨
Aluminum with an extraneous i? Read the Treaty of Paris.
All those unnecessary u’s in color and flavor etc? We won the war.
A spelling of fetus so heinous it implies the baby is a monster? Should’ve prevailed at the Siege of Yorktown if you want to behave like that.
All those unnecessary u’s in color and flavor etc? We won the war.
A spelling of fetus so heinous it implies the baby is a monster? Should’ve prevailed at the Siege of Yorktown if you want to behave like that.
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Aluminum with an extraneous i? Read the Treaty of Paris.
All those unnecessary u’s in color and flavor etc? We won the war.
A spelling of fetus so heinous it implies the baby is a monster? Should’ve prevailed at the Siege of Yorktown if you want to behave like that.
All those unnecessary u’s in color and flavor etc? We won the war.
A spelling of fetus so heinous it implies the baby is a monster? Should’ve prevailed at the Siege of Yorktown if you want to behave like that.
Reposted by Nick (derogatory) ✨
As with all semantical disputes, Britain forfeited the right to call cookies biscuits in the Treaty of Paris.
love the website where posting a picture of a biscuit inspires deranged comments and some of the most tedious discourse imaginable
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
As with all semantical disputes, Britain forfeited the right to call cookies biscuits in the Treaty of Paris.
Right on cue
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Right on cue
Reposted by Nick (derogatory) ✨
I will never vote for Nicholas Cage.
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I will never vote for Nicholas Cage.
Reposted by Nick (derogatory) ✨
I can only conclude that the Trump administration wants to make Sen. Mark Kelly a national icon and the Democratic nominee for President.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I can only conclude that the Trump administration wants to make Sen. Mark Kelly a national icon and the Democratic nominee for President.
He looks like the old daughter from Alejandro Amenábar’s critically acclaimed psychological horror, The Others (2001).
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
He looks like the old daughter from Alejandro Amenábar’s critically acclaimed psychological horror, The Others (2001).