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feeling some anxiety about the general state of things.
have we checked argentina that's worked before
Frankly and genuinely I do think it's pretty depressing that it's been 30 years and we still haven't caught all the Pokémon
February 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
have we checked argentina that's worked before
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Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
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i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
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couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 AM
couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
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May your Super Bowl be super
February 8, 2026 at 6:28 PM
May your Super Bowl be super
i can tell the game's started because the site is struggling to load images.
February 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
i can tell the game's started because the site is struggling to load images.
hey, puppet pal clem!
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
hey, puppet pal clem!
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Macbeth, too late:
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Macbeth, too late:
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it'll take ten years of ads where a smiling man holds a can of beans in front of the camera saying "you eat them. in your mouth" before we can sell a real product again. maybe we never find the golden age of the gorilla on a drum kit ever again
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
it'll take ten years of ads where a smiling man holds a can of beans in front of the camera saying "you eat them. in your mouth" before we can sell a real product again. maybe we never find the golden age of the gorilla on a drum kit ever again
perhaps the draft button was the edit button we needed all along. perhaps when we started typing it and never hit send that was more thoughtful editing than we ever would have used an edit button for.
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
perhaps the draft button was the edit button we needed all along. perhaps when we started typing it and never hit send that was more thoughtful editing than we ever would have used an edit button for.
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8 million dollars for a super bowl ad that tells me nothing about your product, and you didn't bother to provision your website to handle ae lot of people going to it
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
8 million dollars for a super bowl ad that tells me nothing about your product, and you didn't bother to provision your website to handle ae lot of people going to it
i'm a few episodes behind on starfleet academy so i'm late to the party but i love jock vulcan so much. i was excited for science nerd klingon but jock vulcan is amazing.
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
i'm a few episodes behind on starfleet academy so i'm late to the party but i love jock vulcan so much. i was excited for science nerd klingon but jock vulcan is amazing.
y'know, looking at these guys at the height of their power i feel pretty embarrassed they outfoxed us so bad.
The Turning Point USA halftime show makes it clear: our multicultural society is keeping us from watching a guy dressed kinda like Ben Franklin play the violin not particularly well
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
y'know, looking at these guys at the height of their power i feel pretty embarrassed they outfoxed us so bad.
controversial opinion but the bone dildo cheeseburger looks delicious. i don't know how you'd eat it but it seems fine as like, a sex thing or whatever it's supposed to be.
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
controversial opinion but the bone dildo cheeseburger looks delicious. i don't know how you'd eat it but it seems fine as like, a sex thing or whatever it's supposed to be.
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wild when you realize the post game flush is still 2¢ a gallon
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
wild when you realize the post game flush is still 2¢ a gallon
looking forward to all your tweets about the thing. the brands are missing out by not being with us in this moment.
February 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
looking forward to all your tweets about the thing. the brands are missing out by not being with us in this moment.
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Hahaha OK that's pretty good.
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Hahaha OK that's pretty good.
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chicks rock
February 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
chicks rock
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this shirt would be hilarious as a bit but aella was there so you know it isn't
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
this shirt would be hilarious as a bit but aella was there so you know it isn't
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Night in the closed off wing
February 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Night in the closed off wing
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ngl i look at the same things and don't see "passion projects" because that strikes me as a strange reification of the individual. i see major works of humanity as a collaborative effort. how many hands touched every part of it? did the labor, built the tools, pooled the knowledge?
I suspect we won't fully appreciate this sentiment until AI makes it no longer true, and the passion projects of human labor become comparatively scarce.
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
ngl i look at the same things and don't see "passion projects" because that strikes me as a strange reification of the individual. i see major works of humanity as a collaborative effort. how many hands touched every part of it? did the labor, built the tools, pooled the knowledge?
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this is a bit designed to drive me mad. it has to be.
February 8, 2026 at 8:58 PM
this is a bit designed to drive me mad. it has to be.
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I’m an athlete. Sport is my life. Competition is everything. I don’t want my opponent to be matched with me based on their height and weight, or age, or overall ability, or pro status, or performance record. I just want them to have my exact same chromosomes.
February 8, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I’m an athlete. Sport is my life. Competition is everything. I don’t want my opponent to be matched with me based on their height and weight, or age, or overall ability, or pro status, or performance record. I just want them to have my exact same chromosomes.
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I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud