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Jennifer 🍄
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mostly microplastics
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feeling some anxiety about the general state of things.
it's fun to see where you are on the little map. it's more fun to look at where your friends are.
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
so it sounds like all the superbowl ads were for crypto or gambling except for one single ad for an actual product which was a ring ad giving specific instructions on how your ex can use your ring camera to stalk you?
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!

bluesky-map.theo.io

I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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The link to do this is here: www.hclib.org/contact/sugg...
February 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
have we checked argentina that's worked before
Frankly and genuinely I do think it's pretty depressing that it's been 30 years and we still haven't caught all the Pokémon
February 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
Here's that Ring #SuperBowl commercial:
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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May your Super Bowl be super
February 8, 2026 at 6:28 PM
i can tell the game's started because the site is struggling to load images.
February 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
hey, puppet pal clem!
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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Macbeth, too late:
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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it'll take ten years of ads where a smiling man holds a can of beans in front of the camera saying "you eat them. in your mouth" before we can sell a real product again. maybe we never find the golden age of the gorilla on a drum kit ever again
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
perhaps the draft button was the edit button we needed all along. perhaps when we started typing it and never hit send that was more thoughtful editing than we ever would have used an edit button for.
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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8 million dollars for a super bowl ad that tells me nothing about your product, and you didn't bother to provision your website to handle ae lot of people going to it
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
i'm a few episodes behind on starfleet academy so i'm late to the party but i love jock vulcan so much. i was excited for science nerd klingon but jock vulcan is amazing.
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
y'know, looking at these guys at the height of their power i feel pretty embarrassed they outfoxed us so bad.
The Turning Point USA halftime show makes it clear: our multicultural society is keeping us from watching a guy dressed kinda like Ben Franklin play the violin not particularly well
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
controversial opinion but the bone dildo cheeseburger looks delicious. i don't know how you'd eat it but it seems fine as like, a sex thing or whatever it's supposed to be.
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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wild when you realize the post game flush is still 2¢ a gallon
This burger at Super Bowl LX is $180 👀
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
looking forward to all your tweets about the thing. the brands are missing out by not being with us in this moment.
February 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Hahaha OK that's pretty good.
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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chicks rock
February 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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this shirt would be hilarious as a bit but aella was there so you know it isn't
look at the pro-billionaire protest yall
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM