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feeling some anxiety about the general state of things.
lrt: you don't usually see "how many layers of irony you on" literalized that effectively.
February 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
lrt: you don't usually see "how many layers of irony you on" literalized that effectively.
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the march is entirely pointless and dumb but also this take is unassailably correct tbqh
February 8, 2026 at 8:36 PM
the march is entirely pointless and dumb but also this take is unassailably correct tbqh
time to find out if joe rogan did an episode about a woman being elected archbishop of canterburry
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
time to find out if joe rogan did an episode about a woman being elected archbishop of canterburry
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What is the chief end of Mario?
To locate and rescue the princess
What is the chief end of Luigi?
To glorify Mario and enjoy him forever
To locate and rescue the princess
What is the chief end of Luigi?
To glorify Mario and enjoy him forever
February 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
What is the chief end of Mario?
To locate and rescue the princess
What is the chief end of Luigi?
To glorify Mario and enjoy him forever
To locate and rescue the princess
What is the chief end of Luigi?
To glorify Mario and enjoy him forever
it's not really a coincidence that the reformation came at the same time as colonialism and the surge in popularity of nationalist identity, huh?
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
it's not really a coincidence that the reformation came at the same time as colonialism and the surge in popularity of nationalist identity, huh?
i forgot that a core tenet of the episcopal church is that we insist we're so not protestant that we actually pre-date catholocism. we were into the teachings of christ before the first council of nicaea made it cool.
February 8, 2026 at 5:38 PM
i forgot that a core tenet of the episcopal church is that we insist we're so not protestant that we actually pre-date catholocism. we were into the teachings of christ before the first council of nicaea made it cool.
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“We cannot just abolish ICE!”
Bestie, you are older than ICE.
Bestie, you are older than ICE.
February 8, 2026 at 3:56 PM
“We cannot just abolish ICE!”
Bestie, you are older than ICE.
Bestie, you are older than ICE.
my phone might have gone off during the service. i might have muttered "oh jesus christ" as I scrambled to silence it.
February 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
my phone might have gone off during the service. i might have muttered "oh jesus christ" as I scrambled to silence it.
if you think about it catechisms were the first gamefaqs.
February 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
if you think about it catechisms were the first gamefaqs.
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If you won't write it then why should people read it?
February 8, 2026 at 4:44 PM
If you won't write it then why should people read it?
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Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.
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[the plucky strings and warbled tones of a song about an 18th orphan start up] Decemberists. We should be fine for this block. [music switches to impassioned yell-singing about orgasms] Dreseden Dolls. Pick up the pace, the YA authors with poor boundaries loom in the shadows.
February 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
[the plucky strings and warbled tones of a song about an 18th orphan start up] Decemberists. We should be fine for this block. [music switches to impassioned yell-singing about orgasms] Dreseden Dolls. Pick up the pace, the YA authors with poor boundaries loom in the shadows.
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It's so funny to read old descriptions of bad neighborhoods as having "cabarets" and "burlesque theaters" through modern eyes. Oh no, a thicc lady and her much shorter boyfriend who wears a top hat are gonna take my wallet.
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
It's so funny to read old descriptions of bad neighborhoods as having "cabarets" and "burlesque theaters" through modern eyes. Oh no, a thicc lady and her much shorter boyfriend who wears a top hat are gonna take my wallet.
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i think another reason i feel like i have to give this a shot is i regularly pass through this town full of billboards with pictures of babies saying "why do you want to murder me slut?" or ads for faith-based ai-powered investing and i need some reassurance that this isn't normal.
February 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
i think another reason i feel like i have to give this a shot is i regularly pass through this town full of billboards with pictures of babies saying "why do you want to murder me slut?" or ads for faith-based ai-powered investing and i need some reassurance that this isn't normal.
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There's this guy on Instagram whose whole thing is making phot edits to make people look like miniatures, and I'm obsessed.
February 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM
There's this guy on Instagram whose whole thing is making phot edits to make people look like miniatures, and I'm obsessed.
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“When it comes to choosing between storing a championship ring or trophy in a room, or providing kids with an opportunity to change their lives, the choice is pretty simple. Sell it all.”
KAREEM RULES.
KAREEM RULES.
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
“When it comes to choosing between storing a championship ring or trophy in a room, or providing kids with an opportunity to change their lives, the choice is pretty simple. Sell it all.”
KAREEM RULES.
KAREEM RULES.
i tend to think that most irreligious americans are like me, even though i know that's probably not true. for several reasons.
i tend to assume that most of us went to church as kids, and left at some point, usually as teens, because our parents church didn't speak to us for whatever reason.
i tend to assume that most of us went to church as kids, and left at some point, usually as teens, because our parents church didn't speak to us for whatever reason.
February 8, 2026 at 2:44 PM
i tend to think that most irreligious americans are like me, even though i know that's probably not true. for several reasons.
i tend to assume that most of us went to church as kids, and left at some point, usually as teens, because our parents church didn't speak to us for whatever reason.
i tend to assume that most of us went to church as kids, and left at some point, usually as teens, because our parents church didn't speak to us for whatever reason.
they let trannies take communion now. wow.
February 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
they let trannies take communion now. wow.
treated myself to a crossandwich for breakfast and every on the menu item has a huge "sodium warning" menu on it in the app.
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 PM
treated myself to a crossandwich for breakfast and every on the menu item has a huge "sodium warning" menu on it in the app.
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have i showed you my sign
February 8, 2026 at 3:49 AM
have i showed you my sign