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edward86.bsky.social
toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵
@edward86.bsky.social
artist|musician|writer|philanthropist|gadabout|iconoclast
white-passing italian
he/they
referee abolitionist
#woke #lgbtrights
theyre doing clocks now imagine gooning to an analog clock
i delivered food to this dropshipping warehouse and they were printing drink coasters with ai generated porn on them. what kind of person buys drink coasters with ai generated porn on them?
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
greatest catch ive ever seen on sunday night football by a guy wearing #13
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i will be transfering my credits to the "university" of oKKKlaHHoma #ItJustMeansMore
my woke professor gave me an f on my final paper because she hates traditional family values @harvard.edu @whitehouse.gov
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
i still cant believe dave portnoy got groxxed lmao
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Boston Strong
If you say “Boston Strong” your panphobia is showing THE END
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
my woke professor gave me an f on my final paper because she hates traditional family values @harvard.edu @whitehouse.gov
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
edge me till i goon bro
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
seeing these two profile pics next to eachother on the tl is so confusing
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
the silhouettes of barren trees in front of the setting sun are so beautiful
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
WHERE THE FUCK IS DAVIS CALIFORNIA
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
fcs playoffs update: rhode island up 24-7 over central connecticut at the half @sickoscommittee.org
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
its gameday #collegefootball
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I have legit heard my mom's friends say "I hate the Democrats because they want to take more money out of my taxes to pay for bums on Welfare" WHILE THEY RECEIVE FUEL ASSISTANCE AND SNAP BENEFITS.

THESE PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW THEY ARE POOR. WHAT DOES STALINISM VS MLM FUCKING MATTER AT THIS POINT??
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
my italian family did not fw my assertion that italians are ethnic. assimilationist dogs
tearing the family apart during scattergories arguing whether or not goose counts as an ethnic food (obviously not)
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
tearing the family apart during scattergories arguing whether or not goose counts as an ethnic food (obviously not)
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
turkeycels seething over stuffingchads
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
got this shirt for thanksgiving the tag said 2xl but its acually a medium. chat does this work?
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
those turkeys should decline the pardon and prove their innocence in a court of law
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
cant wait to bust out the "I'm not arguing with you. Read The Wretched of the Earth by Frantz Fanon." at thanksgiving dinner
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
driving around the suburbs hanging out the passenger side window of my buddy's car with a spear and hunting wild turkeys to cook
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
turkey bread who wants one
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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it's the biggest don't kill yourself thursday of the year, repost to not kill yourself on don't kill yourself thursday
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
. @johncena.bsky.social they should make a 4th fred movie rt if u agree
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
need to get the kind of head that feels like this
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM