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How about a hug
saw a sign that says May Ice In Cold Weather but that's how i always assumed it goes down
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sending my PCP 16 portal messages in a row that all say "i have a hammer"
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Well that answers my question
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Indiana Jones and The "If You're Gonna Ride My Ass At Least Pull My Hair" bumper sticker from Christ's 2008 Ford focus
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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modern indiana jones decides the earthenware carpenter's cup is too obviously handmade and expensive-looking, and selects the "world's greatest boss" mass-produced Minion mug
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I want to know who the hell is choosing a dinner plate here
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If I'm ever in a situation where I'm made to look the tom fool I act calmly as if it is but part of my master plan
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The FBI maintains a list of closeted homiesexuals. If you're asking whether you're on it, just assume you are
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
First let me say, my sincere condolences. Oh gracious I'm sorry. Let me get you another box. That's my jacking off kleenex
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
No one interrogates the human condition like Tarantino. What if a white guy was cool enough to hang out with a black guy. What if a guy liked the movies. and feet
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If I ran over a leprechaun with my car would i get in the same trouble as if I hit a human being
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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The scene where Forrest Gump's mom fucks the school principal confused me a bit as a kid
July 8, 2023 at 7:07 PM
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July 8, 2023 at 11:15 PM
This is what experts know as the "I actually drive better drunk" fallacy
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Can't watch Rear Window without thinking about a big ass blood clot setting up like an aspic in Jimmie Stewart's leg
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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when i was 4 years old my mom took me to see austin powers 2 and we had to leave the theater because i started crying after austin powers lost his mojo.
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I firmly believe that at the very least, if the ostensibly very serious people are allowed to advocate for violence on a mass scale, then we ought to be able to advocate for violence against those very serious people. Preemptive strikes on the pundit class could very well save a lot of lives
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sorcerer (1977) answers the question what if Apocalypse Now was a good movie
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Wife: Please listen.. I am tired… The chores are piling up

Husband: (looking up from Conan the Barbarian novelette) By Crom! You hector me like a Kushite copper merchant! Though you yourself are as comely as a Hercanian courtesan.. Aah, you flee from me like a Shemite sellsword.. Babe.. Woman..
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Larry Summers brown bag lunch when
November 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The last profound idea I had to jot down waking from sleep was "noodles are food"
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
In the editing room working on the scene where Trump learns the Bubba Tape is up on Tubi. He reaches in the nightstand for the pearl handled deringer, the very one Judy Jumper brandished in Saloon Follies 4.

"Rocket Man, right here," I murmur
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I've wondered, What if my son doesn't grow up to be an oaf? Of course I'd accept and love him the same but would we be able to understand each other, to connect in the same way?

I'll never know, for today he drug a plastic tub into his treehouse filled it with water and bathed in it
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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🎶 Back in black
I got a sack
It's got my lunch
and a couple little snacks 🎶
December 17, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Everyone I know has estranged family members from Facebook brain rot. Can't imagine a product less desired than an AI ghola trained on meemaw's social media activity

"Nana I just graduated!"

"That's nice. Too bad the Democrats are exploding the national debt to give all illegals sex changes"
November 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM