Thanksgiving food should not be spicy. I don't want a single Scoville unit anywhere in my meal.
What's your hottest Thanksgiving food take?
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Thanksgiving food should not be spicy. I don't want a single Scoville unit anywhere in my meal.
Getting in one final Hospital stop before prison.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Getting in one final Hospital stop before prison.
Santa, I'mma keep it a buck. I need a milli, minimum.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Santa, I'mma keep it a buck. I need a milli, minimum.
Been kinda skimming through life a bit too much lately. Think I'm gonna have to start engaging with the text a bit more.
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Been kinda skimming through life a bit too much lately. Think I'm gonna have to start engaging with the text a bit more.
No one ever really talks about Jimi Hendrix anymore.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
No one ever really talks about Jimi Hendrix anymore.
🎵I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm gay but I'm straight
I'm white but I'm Chinese, baby🎵
I'm gay but I'm straight
I'm white but I'm Chinese, baby🎵
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
🎵I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm gay but I'm straight
I'm white but I'm Chinese, baby🎵
I'm gay but I'm straight
I'm white but I'm Chinese, baby🎵
the fact that i only get 1-2 likes per posts simply means that people were not yet ready for what I had said~
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
the fact that i only get 1-2 likes per posts simply means that people were not yet ready for what I had said~
if i had to live before there were maps i would've 100% kms'd. fuck that, man. i would go absolutely insane if i just didn't even have a vague idea of "what the planet looked like." what's 200 miles that way? no one here knows!~ you can walk over to find out but you might die from Weather.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if i had to live before there were maps i would've 100% kms'd. fuck that, man. i would go absolutely insane if i just didn't even have a vague idea of "what the planet looked like." what's 200 miles that way? no one here knows!~ you can walk over to find out but you might die from Weather.
I would have to be literally 10 seconds away from fatal dehydration before I would ever even consider opening a drink at the grocery store before I pay for it. Completely anti-social behavior.
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I would have to be literally 10 seconds away from fatal dehydration before I would ever even consider opening a drink at the grocery store before I pay for it. Completely anti-social behavior.
You couldn't make "Taxi Driver" today. Mostly because, back then, Travis Bickle's loneliness was interesting, but now that's basically just what happens to any 25 year old man who lives by himself for more than 2 calendar years.
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You couldn't make "Taxi Driver" today. Mostly because, back then, Travis Bickle's loneliness was interesting, but now that's basically just what happens to any 25 year old man who lives by himself for more than 2 calendar years.
they should sell ketamine in the movie theater lobby
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
they should sell ketamine in the movie theater lobby
Buddhist traditions ranked
Buddhist traditions tier list
best Buddhist traditions reddit 2025
Buddhist traditions tier list
best Buddhist traditions reddit 2025
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Buddhist traditions ranked
Buddhist traditions tier list
best Buddhist traditions reddit 2025
Buddhist traditions tier list
best Buddhist traditions reddit 2025
There is not nearly enough leg room on a plane for them to be asking me to wear anything more than gym shorts and a t-shirt.
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
There is not nearly enough leg room on a plane for them to be asking me to wear anything more than gym shorts and a t-shirt.
I don't necessarily even know what this means even as I'm saying it, but I think the government should have a little more control over electricity. Just like in the grand scheme of things, it feels like electricity as a whole should be in their realm.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Thank you for your attention to this matter
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I don't necessarily even know what this means even as I'm saying it, but I think the government should have a little more control over electricity. Just like in the grand scheme of things, it feels like electricity as a whole should be in their realm.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Thank you for your attention to this matter
I don't think people should be making noises in public. Grunting, sighs, you should not be engaging in these activities.
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I don't think people should be making noises in public. Grunting, sighs, you should not be engaging in these activities.
It turns out that if you get used to basically doing 1-2 hours of meditation outdoors every day for half a year, and then suddenly take that away, it can actually be pretty devastating to your mental state lmao
The end of "walking around outside" season is honestly going to be pretty devastating to me.
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It turns out that if you get used to basically doing 1-2 hours of meditation outdoors every day for half a year, and then suddenly take that away, it can actually be pretty devastating to your mental state lmao
Wow. My 300th strength training workout.
It just goes to show that with consistency, effort, and intensity, you too can go to the gym 300 times and look like you've never touched a weight in your entire life ❤️
It just goes to show that with consistency, effort, and intensity, you too can go to the gym 300 times and look like you've never touched a weight in your entire life ❤️
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Wow. My 300th strength training workout.
It just goes to show that with consistency, effort, and intensity, you too can go to the gym 300 times and look like you've never touched a weight in your entire life ❤️
It just goes to show that with consistency, effort, and intensity, you too can go to the gym 300 times and look like you've never touched a weight in your entire life ❤️
Not for nothing, but there are *absolutely* people out there who would fit the bill of "Guy who says they hate 'capitalism' (as a stand in phrase for "having to work at a job with a boss), so they want to start their own business."
And basically all of them are TikTok.
And basically all of them are TikTok.
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Not for nothing, but there are *absolutely* people out there who would fit the bill of "Guy who says they hate 'capitalism' (as a stand in phrase for "having to work at a job with a boss), so they want to start their own business."
And basically all of them are TikTok.
And basically all of them are TikTok.
In the past year, I have slept on a couch twice. And both of those instances stood out as incredible nights of sleep. Beds are overrated, and I might even take it a step further:
Beds might actually be straight up trash. (My bed might be straight up trash)
Beds might actually be straight up trash. (My bed might be straight up trash)
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
In the past year, I have slept on a couch twice. And both of those instances stood out as incredible nights of sleep. Beds are overrated, and I might even take it a step further:
Beds might actually be straight up trash. (My bed might be straight up trash)
Beds might actually be straight up trash. (My bed might be straight up trash)
I am speciesist against plants that have thorns.
Like, how dare you hurt me. You are a mere plant, and I am a god damn great ape. You show some fucking respect, greenie.
Like, how dare you hurt me. You are a mere plant, and I am a god damn great ape. You show some fucking respect, greenie.
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I am speciesist against plants that have thorns.
Like, how dare you hurt me. You are a mere plant, and I am a god damn great ape. You show some fucking respect, greenie.
Like, how dare you hurt me. You are a mere plant, and I am a god damn great ape. You show some fucking respect, greenie.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
There are over 2 million named species, and 1 species named all of them. That's not fair at all.
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
There are over 2 million named species, and 1 species named all of them. That's not fair at all.
I cannot believe it isn't even 9pm yet. I think this has been the longest day of my entire life.
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I cannot believe it isn't even 9pm yet. I think this has been the longest day of my entire life.
When Mike Kinsella sang "If you need me, don't".... I felt that.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
When Mike Kinsella sang "If you need me, don't".... I felt that.