If you pour 340ml of soy milk on 454g of frozen blueberries, and are very stupid like me, you can trick yourself into thinking you're just eating 1.5lbs of incredibly mediocre ice cream.
Texas National Guard troops arriving in Chicago (via ABC News)
Remember: These are not MAGA stormtroopers. These are everyday teachers and accountants who signed up to serve their country with their spare time. They're being used as political pawns by venal, un-American, draft-dodging president
Went to bed last night at 10pm with my phone fully out of reach. Woke up at 6:30 and got outside to take a walk.
My Health Karma is at a place this morning where I could shoot up heroin or something and I think I would still be net positive for the day as long as I had a good lunch.
If I got a new job and an international paper of record put out a story with the headline "It's Weird That He Got That Job," that would be curtains for me.
I reject the categorization of potato chips as "ultra-processed food." Potatoes, salt, oil. Sliced and fried. That's less stuff than I'm doing in my kitchen to make a salad.
Taylor Swift is going to have trouble keeping up with her "English Teacher" gimmick if she keeps writing albums that immediately remind you that she didn't even finish high school lol
And I never know how to deal with it, because I just want to be like "Okay, I get it. Are you still going because you somehow think I don't get it, or because *you* somehow still don't get it and are trying to think through it out loud? Because I've been good this whole time." lol
"So in about 5 minutes, once everyone's ready, we'll start gathering everyone and making our way over. You can get everyone ready that you need to, and then we'll all get ready together and start heading over."
Probably once a day at my job, I will be in a conversation where after the first two sentences I have received all of the info needed to go "Yep, got it! We're good to go." And then for some reason the conversation will continue to another 2-5 minutes.
