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Brian
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November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I'm here to deliver a message
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
(soldiers in the background unpacking my enormous trebuchet) Bro I've noticed that you are greatly unstable at high speeds, but worry not, there's a big wing I can affix to your head which will solve this
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Looking oily is temporary. Looking dumb is forever
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
What a shame
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The problem with fall and winter is that neither of them are summer
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Been thinking about this all day since friend sent it
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Need someone to do girlfriend activities with. Such as, dare I say, a girlfriend...
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Millennial vibes are where it's at when, um. When getting after some classic millennial activities is the move
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Trying to figure out whether or not I have long covid be like hmm is this the post-exertion malaise I'm feeling or the normal malaise
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
(me when it's over) Well at least it's not over yet
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I feel that your mind would better serve society being hooked up to my new BrainSlave 4000, which coincidentally is now on sale for first-time customers who can present proof of evil laboratory
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Muthsera means family. Family means no one gets left behind. Exception all fetchers, s'wits, and n'wahs
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I would fraternize with the right demon
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Oof / ouch
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
No need for all that
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Join me in the new fume huffing ritual
April 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The gleaming chariot hain't obeyed my order to fly down, and instead remains high overhead
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I'm for real going to trap you in the LG cube
May 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
you're
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Greetings player. I hear you're to be recycled for parts tomorrow?
September 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Ok guys I'm going off grid for the next maybe 150 seconds
September 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM