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@slothropsmap.bsky.social
Yinzer ambassador to the west coast • Moo Deng’s spiritual successor • Tallest Italian to live-tweet brain surgery

Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.
I had to make certain this was real. It is.
January 14, 2026 at 5:44 AM
January 14, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I look like a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
🚨 Pavement tour! 🚨

For reasons I shall not reveal here, I missed Pavement play DC's Warner Theatre on my 33rd birthday. I will not make the same mistake in 2026. stereogum.com/2485111/pave...
January 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
We now have two top-tier posts about Eric Adams eating leprechauns. I don’t know about you, but I Believe.
January 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
These posts now live in a permanent constellation in my mind. Don’t make the rules.
January 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
it was just a matter of time
January 13, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Need to look up when David Byrne got his microvascular decompression. genius.com/Talking-head...
January 13, 2026 at 6:01 AM
January 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I was born in 1989, so this chart is fairly unsettling. What am I? A droplet in a cultural wave? Is my name no more than a sound that briefly excited a random community of people at a random point in time? Troubling questions.

Don't look up your name. engaging-data.com/baby-name-vi...
January 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
January 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
One of the more notable things about Tom Homan is that Obama gave him a presidential award for being "really good" at deporting people. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
January 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
look, it had to be done
January 12, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Yes! Guide the audience. You want your villain to look like a rotten egg.
January 12, 2026 at 4:43 AM
The Departed Rat is the most unfairly maligned artifact in contemporary pop culture.
January 12, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Joe Namath is in the Hall of Fame, but he absolutely shouldn't be. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Nam...
January 12, 2026 at 4:04 AM
There of course is no law, but as I said, Trump is more than happy to loudly threaten anyone whether or not he has a cudgel. It keeps working! Why would he stop?
January 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
God it is amazing how completely Ken nailed this take.
January 11, 2026 at 6:31 AM
He did it. He actually did it.
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Certified LA Moment: just ate a $40 pickle that was grown by Pamela Anderson.
January 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Truly, David Chase is a marvel. He was about 15 years ahead of the curve on this - getting Tony to weaponize the language of therapy in the defense of self-indulgence and cruelty.
January 10, 2026 at 5:30 AM
January 10, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Lemme know if you’re going.
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I have just begun Pathologic 2, a game which I understand @catacalypto.bsky.social worked on, and which many of my more discerning mutuals love because it is weird, devastating, and brutal.

Big fan of weird, devastating, and brutal. I’ll keep you all apprised.
January 9, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Want to make sure that those who don’t read the article at least see this.

Situation could certainly be worse, but this is a signal and an escalation. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/w...
January 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM