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Nick (derogatory) ✨

@slothropsmap.bsky.social

17K followers 830 following 4.7K posts

Yinzer ambassador to the west coast • Moo Deng’s spiritual successor • Tallest Italian with chronic intractable migraine • What you fail to see, Mr Pope Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.

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Keith (vibe spreadsheeter) @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 16h

all of life is screens, and all the screens are now haunted, and somehow we've got to somehow keep a society going on this set of facts.

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 5h

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 30m

This woman was 33 when I was born and looks 29 now.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 31m

I want to know how this happened

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 33m

Kris Jenner shows off blonde hair in a newly shared photo.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 1h

Guys will make any excuse

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1h

Cunnilingus is the weaponization of artificial intelligence

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Spooky Ana 🤘👩🏻‍🎨 @anageorge.art · 1d

Every so often I come across this in my camera roll again and I immediately post it

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 12d

the way my cadence becomes buttery smooth when my workout playlist hits “you oughta know” by alanis morissette

a purple line, erratic like a seismograph, but then nearly perfectly steady for a while, before returning to an up and down squiggle

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 3h

The nominative determinism of this specific atrocity is off the charts here.

Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 5h

American citizen, read this. www.koin.com/news/portlan...

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 1d

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 3h

This shit looks like a Bruce Springsteen photo op.

“Me and Sally we went down to the clinic to get our COVID shots…”

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 4h

lmfao look at that bod. he’s running

Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 6h

Can’t believe I have to say this, but in Minnesota you will continue to have the freedom to get your COVID and flu shots.

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 4h

It is remarkable that of all the celebrities from the '80s who've gone full fash Axl Rose of all people zoomed in the other direction.

Meia tigela @brunodoamaral.bsky.social · 17h

No show do Guns N' Roses de ontem em Bogotá, o Axl recebeu essa bandeira da plateia durante a música Civil War.

Cantor Axl Rose, homem branco de meia idade com cabelo louro, segura uma bandeira da palestina com o logotipo do Guns N' Roses e escrito "I don't need your civil war".

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 5h

Yes

Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 5h

They’re just getting started, which means this campaign probably extends into Halloween. Imagine, standing off against riot police: inflatable T-Rex, the cast of Mario Bros, ten thousand showgirls and their boyfriends.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 6h

The frog suit completely neuters the lie the admin wants to tell of violent resistance. Want to see so much more of it.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 6h

Jesus Christ

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 6h

Sir, a second meme has hit the timeline

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 7h

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 7h

Look at this! Great stuff.

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Matt G. Metcalf @mattmetcalf.bsky.social · 7h

"imagine if Joe Biden had said thisssssss" I yell as I leap head first into the widening abyss before me.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 7h

These thirty seconds show a scandal of unbelievable proportion and it might as well never have happened. Just sucked into the vacuum of history immediately. I can't dwell on it or I'll go crazy.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h

Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 8h

I don’t know man really seems like the president is eager to start killing us.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 9h

Commercial for Ideal Toys' Robut Commando (1961).

Robot Commando TV Commercial Ideal 1961

YouTube video by Vintage Action Figures

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 9h

Only just orthogonal to the slurs debate, the last week has convinced me we need to bring back the Mid-Atlantic pronunciation of “robot” you’d hear on broadcasts from the 50’s.

You know: robut!, said quickly and with vinegar, terminating in sharp alveolar stop.

Have some fun out there.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 9h

I know a dozen otherwise smart and ambitious people who through disinterest or self-preservation have completely surrendered their relationship to hard news.

They register surprise or disdain when I bring up anything topical.

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