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Nick (derogatory) ✨
@slothropsmap.bsky.social
Yinzer ambassador to the west coast • Moo Deng’s spiritual successor • Tallest Italian to live-tweet brain surgery

Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.
There can be no doubt
January 13, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Yeah the surgery uses a bone drill to enter your skull and despite extremely meticulous irrigation, some is going stay behind and cause minor issues.
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 AM
It is cool! All kinds of weird shit is happening in my head. It’s an education
January 13, 2026 at 6:18 AM
This is the perfect response lol
January 13, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Pathologic 2 and then 3. Got a friend who worked on them.
January 13, 2026 at 6:16 AM
My family so badly wants me to write a book about this experience and you know what, the story might be just weird and metal enough to pull off.
January 13, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Only $94,999.99.
January 13, 2026 at 6:02 AM
lmao
January 13, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Need to look up when David Byrne got his microvascular decompression. genius.com/Talking-head...
January 13, 2026 at 6:01 AM
It resolves over weeks and months (I’m told).
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 AM
More than welcome
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Remains my favorite football post ever.
January 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
That's just Steelers football (stupid, unlikely, derogatory).
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM