Sarah Kelly
@sarahkelly.bsky.social
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I live in Denver and I have a pug. College football sicko. Editor.
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Spruce doesn’t know who got into my tomato soup
A little black pug with tomato soup on his face, looking alarmed
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Sarah Kelly get up and make dinner challenge
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I’m confident it is not!
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Can we get this guy on a watch list
My bio
Since you were born attractive, social media tells you that you should be materialistic, live a life of luxury and your career is to post pictures of yourself to show how much better your life is than those struggling.while children die of starvation..
Does that really sound acceptable to you? Old dating traditions are out. My new tradition is...
I am not perfect. I have sadness. As you continue to filter out and upgrade to "better" men, as society has taught you to do, you have broken both our hearts..
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I’m not having the best day
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YOU COULD PERHAPS HAVE LED WITH THE MOVIE PART
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A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga
Every moment pops in the nuclear thriller 'A House of Dynamite'
A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch.
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Denver is actually much warmer! High of 67 and rainy today, 74 tomorrow. Lows in the mid-50s. Denver’s best-kept secret is that the winters here are pretty easy.
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You’re living my dream
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Yes, either way he is not a good guy. Tonight’s meal kit is not very impressive but it involves mashed sweet potatoes, which I really enjoy.
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I am very jealous that you get trick-or-treaters
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iirc she was in her 20s but it’s also possible you know something I don’t
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props to the new york giants’ social media team for the a++ sound usage here
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internethippo.bsky.social
If I caught the scent of a delicious pie cooling on a windowsill I wouldn't float towards it helplessly. I would continue on to whatever business I had that day
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tbf I am not aware of any pedo accusations, only accusations of horrific sexual violence against adult women
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freedom.press
Good. No news outlet should trade the right to do real journalism for the right to get lied to at Pentagon press conferences.
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Significantly fewer viewers than “Wake Up Barstool.” Wow.
premthakker.bsky.social
Update: Bari Weiss’s first pitch at CBS — a roundtable with Antony Blinken, Mike Pompeo, and Hillary Clinton that ended up being a virtual interview with Clinton & Condoleezza Rice — has about 150 viewers on YouTube.

Added with the 24/7 CBS stream, it’s just over 1200 viewers.
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Listen, I’m just an average Joe college media professor, but if you’re going to get four secretaries of state to discuss a big issue like this, don’t you need more lead time and promotion than like 24 hours?
premthakker.bsky.social
Update: Bari Weiss’s first pitch at CBS — a roundtable with Antony Blinken, Mike Pompeo, and Hillary Clinton that ended up being a virtual interview with Clinton & Condoleezza Rice — has about 150 viewers on YouTube.

Added with the 24/7 CBS stream, it’s just over 1200 viewers.
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After like an hour and 15 minutes of continuous cleaning, this apartment looks … ohh almost exactly the same 🫠
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Ok we had to take a couch nap first but NOW we’re ready to clean like champs
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OK Sprucey is getting a long walk and then we are committing to two hours of housework to get this place under control. No excuses, clean like a champion.
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And nowhere to grip except right under their armpits, which throws your balance off because all their weight is in the front of their bodies. Your best bet is holding them like a baby, but it requires more strength.
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I suppose carrying a Great Dane would pose some logistical problems with those limbs, even if you’re strong enough to carry a 120-pound dog, which I am not.
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Almost every other breed is normal about it but there is no comfortable position to hold a bulldog