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Sarah Kelly

@sarahkelly.bsky.social

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I live in Denver and I have a pug. College football sicko. Editor.

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 13d

Spruce doesn’t know who got into my tomato soup

A little black pug with tomato soup on his face, looking alarmed

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 13m

This requires a level of executive function that I have never demonstrated in my life haha

Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 14m

I just can’t be trusted

Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 27m

I think you’ve known me long enough to know that I would never eat leftovers five times before it went bad

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 32m

Why is chuck roast “on sale” for $22ish a roast? Why would I make a $30 pot roast what is the point of that

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1h

She’s been deeply disappointing me for a couple of years now

Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1h

And, more importantly, they get on my nerves.

Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1h

They’re so white

Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1h

I mean I guess by definition nobody has *always* had veneers

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1h

Has Matthew Stafford always had veneers?

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1h

And by “trying to figure out” I just mean wondering to myself

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1h

Yeah I’m trying to figure out what’s going on … they seem too sophisticated to be bots but not sophisticated enough to be, like, someone with a high school diploma.

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1h

Never meet your heroes or follow them on social media

Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1h

I’m going to become the joker

lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 2h

she also does not seem to know how to use "beef"

"so absurd. A current beef against Weiss is that she'll fail because she lacks broadcast experience. The beef against Weiss when she left the Times was that she would sink into obscurity. And the beef against her when she started to become successful was that she was selling out. If there's one person in the world I wouldn't bet against now, it's Bari Weiss."

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1h

WHO IS EDITING THIS STUFF

Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 2h

Please nobody tell professional writer praising professional journalists Caitlin Flanagan what "out of whole cloth" means

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Not now but soon enough, there will be major stories about The Free Press being the creation of three female founders who constructed a hugely successful digital business out of whole cloth.

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1h

Austin officially in its flop era. Long live … Dallas?

ghostly gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 1h

I have rounded up everything going on re: rainbow crosswalks in Texas. Galveston became the first city to remove theirs this week. Houston and Austin say they'll get rid of theirs, and San Antonio and Dallas are holding firm: www.chron.com/culture/arti...

These Texas cities are getting rid of rainbow crosswalks

"If this really was about traffic safety, there would be data."

www.chron.com

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Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 1h

a journalist writing “[blank] are close friends of mine” should make any editor go “oh sorry we won’t run this piece, are you fucking insane”

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1h

Minutes later, acting like nothing happened

A little black pug lying serenely in his light brown donut-shaped bed

Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1h

I probably could fix this by not buying him the fluffy donut style beds but they’re so cute and he loves them

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 1h

Me telling my friends about the time I received a $50 million buyout after losing back to back games as a 20-point favorite: yeah man it was crazy

My friend who knows I once recruited a QB named Ethan Grunkemeyer: was the Grunk there?

Daniel Gallen @danieljtgallen.bsky.social · 5h

Penn State's attention at quarterback now turns to Ethan Grunkemeyer, the redshirt freshman from the Columbus suburbs. he's been limited to a couple cameos during his time with the Nittany Lions. that should change under the lights at Iowa
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