Andy Boyle
@andymboyle.bsky.social
Chicago person. Nonfiction books with Penguin Random House. Journalism in Esquire, NPR, Chicago Tribune, Chicago Sun-Times, Boston Globe, elsewhere. Fiction in some hip spots. 2023 Hugh Holton award winner. Medium tall.
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Andy Boyle
@andymboyle.bsky.social
· May 20
cool they made a condiment for when you've completely given the fuck up
the best star wars movie, you ask? Wrath of Khan
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
the best star wars movie, you ask? Wrath of Khan
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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the LMFAO guy has a "tennis career" section in his infobox now
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the LMFAO guy has a "tennis career" section in his infobox now
I bet it feels really good for the football to get touchdowned
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I bet it feels really good for the football to get touchdowned
the genesis mission? robert ludlum book ass executive order
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
the genesis mission? robert ludlum book ass executive order
carville sounds like a facebook game from 2006 that also gave your computer a virus
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
carville sounds like a facebook game from 2006 that also gave your computer a virus
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Also from October to April if you are valiant and pure of heart
Somewhat related, from May to September Chicago might just be the best city in America.
July 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Also from October to April if you are valiant and pure of heart
just learned you can change your letterboxd username. unrelated, my letterboxd username has always been Good and was never Embarrassing As Hell.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
just learned you can change your letterboxd username. unrelated, my letterboxd username has always been Good and was never Embarrassing As Hell.
I live for coworkers adding the 😆 emoji to my slack messages. you goddamn right I'm funny
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I live for coworkers adding the 😆 emoji to my slack messages. you goddamn right I'm funny
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did my graduate work here
July 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
did my graduate work here
thinking of Him
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
thinking of Him
christ I did two engagement farming posts today. I need to see a priest
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
christ I did two engagement farming posts today. I need to see a priest
This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven, Charlie Brown
If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule, Charlie Brown
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven, Charlie Brown
turkey is fine because it’s a vehicle to eating more mashed potatoes and pie
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
turkey is fine because it’s a vehicle to eating more mashed potatoes and pie
the bears didn’t lose!!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
the bears didn’t lose!!!!!
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I drove through this town at least ten times a year, and my mom had us all convinced you were supposed to roll down your windows and shout WAHOOOOOO at someone. "they like it when you do it!" I did this for 20 years, including during college, before I discovered, oh my mom just made that shit up
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I drove through this town at least ten times a year, and my mom had us all convinced you were supposed to roll down your windows and shout WAHOOOOOO at someone. "they like it when you do it!" I did this for 20 years, including during college, before I discovered, oh my mom just made that shit up
it’s neat that chicago got some fancy owls and people are flipping their shit with joy. this is what it’s all about man. the goddamn pure whimsy of existence
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
it’s neat that chicago got some fancy owls and people are flipping their shit with joy. this is what it’s all about man. the goddamn pure whimsy of existence
sitting down to watch the bears, oh neat it’s tied and
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
sitting down to watch the bears, oh neat it’s tied and
for a long time I thought cory and e.l. doctorow were the same person and was really impressed at his breadth of writing because I’d always forget the first name
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
for a long time I thought cory and e.l. doctorow were the same person and was really impressed at his breadth of writing because I’d always forget the first name
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
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Giant Michael Shannon loves hot dogs
This 19-foot tall giant was originally in front of the Paul Bunyon restaurant in Cicero, Illinois. It's now in Atlanta, Illinois, on Route 66.
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Giant Michael Shannon loves hot dogs
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it’s crazy how 62 years ago JFK was assassinated and we still don’t know (at least, definitively) what Dallas is
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
it’s crazy how 62 years ago JFK was assassinated and we still don’t know (at least, definitively) what Dallas is
oh totally, definitely post another pope singing meme, yeah you’re definitely not too late, no nobody else has used those lyrics already
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
oh totally, definitely post another pope singing meme, yeah you’re definitely not too late, no nobody else has used those lyrics already