Andy Boyle
@andymboyle.bsky.social
Chicago person. Nonfiction books with Penguin Random House. Journalism in Esquire, NPR, Chicago Tribune, Chicago Sun-Times, Boston Globe, elsewhere. Fiction in some hip spots. 2023 Hugh Holton award winner. Medium tall.
got a new coffee mug what do you think
January 21, 2026 at 6:44 PM
got a new coffee mug what do you think
in the light we are all briefly handsome and strong
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
in the light we are all briefly handsome and strong
I’ll pass actually, thanks
January 19, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I’ll pass actually, thanks
do you think he wants something
January 17, 2026 at 5:37 PM
do you think he wants something
I’m going to steal that one particular Nobel Peace Prize
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I’m going to steal that one particular Nobel Peace Prize
in other news here’s a photo of me from a decade ago when I went on The News because people liked a blog post I wrote. yes those are purple jeans I was once hip as shit
January 16, 2026 at 3:13 AM
in other news here’s a photo of me from a decade ago when I went on The News because people liked a blog post I wrote. yes those are purple jeans I was once hip as shit
“so andy is the rest of your family tall or are you an outlier” here’s a photo of most of my cousins and me what do you think
January 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
“so andy is the rest of your family tall or are you an outlier” here’s a photo of most of my cousins and me what do you think
area irish catholics irish catholicing
January 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
area irish catholics irish catholicing
she and my other aunts would always tell me fun irish-american facts and I’d always want to learn swear words in irish but that was frowned upon
January 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
she and my other aunts would always tell me fun irish-american facts and I’d always want to learn swear words in irish but that was frowned upon
“organized gangs of wine moms”
January 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
“organized gangs of wine moms”
inventing levels of boy dinner previously believed impossible
January 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
inventing levels of boy dinner previously believed impossible
first gym selfie of the year. watch this space.
January 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
first gym selfie of the year. watch this space.
and we wonder why people don’t trust the media
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
and we wonder why people don’t trust the media
2026’s book no. 2. crichton’s bio mentions his name rhymes with frighten, which, lol.
January 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
2026’s book no. 2. crichton’s bio mentions his name rhymes with frighten, which, lol.
first finished book of the year, starting with a bang and a few whirs of a portable drill. this @afsulli.bsky.social is going places. remind me to never go to a failing industrial ontario town during the late 80s.
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
first finished book of the year, starting with a bang and a few whirs of a portable drill. this @afsulli.bsky.social is going places. remind me to never go to a failing industrial ontario town during the late 80s.
Tiberius looking at shit on the table like a guy thirteen beers deep staring at a cop’s gun
December 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Tiberius looking at shit on the table like a guy thirteen beers deep staring at a cop’s gun
“andy why are you like this” I come by it honestly tbh
December 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“andy why are you like this” I come by it honestly tbh
this is the back of my head around tenth grade, every girl in high school wanted my wavy hair
December 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
this is the back of my head around tenth grade, every girl in high school wanted my wavy hair
UNFORTUNATE: area man digitizes 25-year-old digital camera tapes, discovers video of him talking to the camera while he was growing his hair out around 9th grade
December 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
UNFORTUNATE: area man digitizes 25-year-old digital camera tapes, discovers video of him talking to the camera while he was growing his hair out around 9th grade
it was either this or Through Being Cool don’t @ me
December 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
it was either this or Through Being Cool don’t @ me
forgot to post a gym selfie this morning. running out of 2025 days to do it so every one counts.
December 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
forgot to post a gym selfie this morning. running out of 2025 days to do it so every one counts.