Someone who loves him (there's gotta be SOMEBODY) needs to help him confront this and salvage some self-respect, on which he might be able to begin to build a different future for himself.
Someone who loves him (there's gotta be SOMEBODY) needs to help him confront this and salvage some self-respect, on which he might be able to begin to build a different future for himself.
“DoD loaned the high-energy laser weapon to DHS, who promptly shot down some mylar balloons with it without telling anyone, resulting in the FAA closing airspace and disrupting air travel nationwide”
…sure did the trick
“DoD loaned the high-energy laser weapon to DHS, who promptly shot down some mylar balloons with it without telling anyone, resulting in the FAA closing airspace and disrupting air travel nationwide”
…sure did the trick
"Can you explain this C- on your transcript?"
You: the Dow is at 50,000
"Oh, well, that's fine."
"Can you explain this C- on your transcript?"
You: the Dow is at 50,000
"Oh, well, that's fine."
Reorient the ranges for the biathlon so that they point towards the stands. Really get the crowd involved!
Reorient the ranges for the biathlon so that they point towards the stands. Really get the crowd involved!
Randomly placed landmines.
Randomly placed landmines.
Me: the Dow is at 50,000.
Me: the Dow is at 50,000.
Someone should tell him it's too late.
Someone should tell him it's too late.
Do it like George Carlin once suggested -- basketball - for 10 feet on either side of the center court line, have a gasoline fire.
Do it like George Carlin once suggested -- basketball - for 10 feet on either side of the center court line, have a gasoline fire.
This is vile. This is ugly.
This perpetrator must be held accountable.
No longer is this right versus left.
It’s about right versus wrong.
America’s morality will be tested like never before in nearly 250 years.
This is vile. This is ugly.
This perpetrator must be held accountable.
No longer is this right versus left.
It’s about right versus wrong.
America’s morality will be tested like never before in nearly 250 years.
It's pronounced exactly the way it's spelled. But EVERYONE fucks it up.
It's just part of being an American.
It's pronounced exactly the way it's spelled. But EVERYONE fucks it up.
It's just part of being an American.
It was the Army that discontinued that program, not the company.
It was the Army that discontinued that program, not the company.
Susan, you don’t have the judgment to represent Maine in the U.S. Senate.
Susan, you don’t have the judgment to represent Maine in the U.S. Senate.