Failing that, somebody's gonna have to Old Yeller him.
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Failing that, somebody's gonna have to Old Yeller him.
He should have to pay cash money for each posting, a quarter per word.
February 12, 2026 at 4:13 AM
He should have to pay cash money for each posting, a quarter per word.
Came here to say this.
Someone who loves him (there's gotta be SOMEBODY) needs to help him confront this and salvage some self-respect, on which he might be able to begin to build a different future for himself.
Someone who loves him (there's gotta be SOMEBODY) needs to help him confront this and salvage some self-respect, on which he might be able to begin to build a different future for himself.
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Came here to say this.
Someone who loves him (there's gotta be SOMEBODY) needs to help him confront this and salvage some self-respect, on which he might be able to begin to build a different future for himself.
Someone who loves him (there's gotta be SOMEBODY) needs to help him confront this and salvage some self-respect, on which he might be able to begin to build a different future for himself.
It's just another thing she doesn't understand.
February 12, 2026 at 3:59 AM
It's just another thing she doesn't understand.
Jesus Christ that really IS worse than anything I thought.
February 12, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Jesus Christ that really IS worse than anything I thought.
The group blog Balloon-Juice has a term: "Squid cloud of butt-hurt" and Bondi's performance today is the type-classifier.
February 12, 2026 at 3:43 AM
The group blog Balloon-Juice has a term: "Squid cloud of butt-hurt" and Bondi's performance today is the type-classifier.
There you are!
"Can you explain this C- on your transcript?"
You: the Dow is at 50,000
"Oh, well, that's fine."
"Can you explain this C- on your transcript?"
You: the Dow is at 50,000
"Oh, well, that's fine."
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
There you are!
"Can you explain this C- on your transcript?"
You: the Dow is at 50,000
"Oh, well, that's fine."
"Can you explain this C- on your transcript?"
You: the Dow is at 50,000
"Oh, well, that's fine."
For the summer games, set up the archery ranges so that they cross the marathon and cross-country routes.
Reorient the ranges for the biathlon so that they point towards the stands. Really get the crowd involved!
Reorient the ranges for the biathlon so that they point towards the stands. Really get the crowd involved!
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
For the summer games, set up the archery ranges so that they cross the marathon and cross-country routes.
Reorient the ranges for the biathlon so that they point towards the stands. Really get the crowd involved!
Reorient the ranges for the biathlon so that they point towards the stands. Really get the crowd involved!
It's just another thing she doesn't understand.
February 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
It's just another thing she doesn't understand.
On ice events like figure skating, hockey, or speed skating...
Randomly placed landmines.
Randomly placed landmines.
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
On ice events like figure skating, hockey, or speed skating...
Randomly placed landmines.
Randomly placed landmines.
He's afraid of looking like a pissy little wimp.
Someone should tell him it's too late.
Someone should tell him it's too late.
February 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
He's afraid of looking like a pissy little wimp.
Someone should tell him it's too late.
Someone should tell him it's too late.
Hell yeah!
Do it like George Carlin once suggested -- basketball - for 10 feet on either side of the center court line, have a gasoline fire.
Do it like George Carlin once suggested -- basketball - for 10 feet on either side of the center court line, have a gasoline fire.
February 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Hell yeah!
Do it like George Carlin once suggested -- basketball - for 10 feet on either side of the center court line, have a gasoline fire.
Do it like George Carlin once suggested -- basketball - for 10 feet on either side of the center court line, have a gasoline fire.
They used to do dueling with pistols and wax bullets in the Olympics. I think we should try that on skis. Did you go to Walmart and take shots at each other all the way down the run. The score would be a combination of the time and the number of hits with penalties taken off for any missed gates.
February 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
They used to do dueling with pistols and wax bullets in the Olympics. I think we should try that on skis. Did you go to Walmart and take shots at each other all the way down the run. The score would be a combination of the time and the number of hits with penalties taken off for any missed gates.
My last name is Scottish.
It's pronounced exactly the way it's spelled. But EVERYONE fucks it up.
It's just part of being an American.
It's pronounced exactly the way it's spelled. But EVERYONE fucks it up.
It's just part of being an American.
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
My last name is Scottish.
It's pronounced exactly the way it's spelled. But EVERYONE fucks it up.
It's just part of being an American.
It's pronounced exactly the way it's spelled. But EVERYONE fucks it up.
It's just part of being an American.
But very few companies do employee licenses anymore. It's really expensive for the company.
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
But very few companies do employee licenses anymore. It's really expensive for the company.
There's this-- the National Guard COULD group license. And the Army USED TO have an employee purchase program with Msft for both Windows AND Office. I was able to buy both for something like $9.95/ea around 2000 or so.
It was the Army that discontinued that program, not the company.
It was the Army that discontinued that program, not the company.
February 12, 2026 at 1:56 AM
There's this-- the National Guard COULD group license. And the Army USED TO have an employee purchase program with Msft for both Windows AND Office. I was able to buy both for something like $9.95/ea around 2000 or so.
It was the Army that discontinued that program, not the company.
It was the Army that discontinued that program, not the company.
how do you feel about the upcomming reboot/renewal?
February 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
how do you feel about the upcomming reboot/renewal?
This is exactly what I was thinking.
February 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
This is exactly what I was thinking.