nicky woolf
@nickywoolf.bsky.social
Former Guardian internet reporter, now making investigative podcasts - Finding Q, The Sound: Mystery of Havana Syndrome, Fur & Loathing
Contributing editor @thenewworldmag.bsky.social
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fur-loathing/id1739333983
Contributing editor @thenewworldmag.bsky.social
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fur-loathing/id1739333983
might make this a general Marie Antoinette thread bsky.app/profile/atru...
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
might make this a general Marie Antoinette thread bsky.app/profile/atru...
that's ok take it out of the like fifty draft picks you owe me
February 2, 2026 at 9:40 PM
that's ok take it out of the like fifty draft picks you owe me
I'm not apologising for this. it sounds tasty
February 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I'm not apologising for this. it sounds tasty
I mean. I'd try it
February 2, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I mean. I'd try it
this pun made my eyes glaze over
February 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
this pun made my eyes glaze over
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A white man in Dillard, Oregon was arrested for stopping people on the freeway to demand at gunpoint that they tell him if they were citizens. He shot and missed one + attempted to get another in his truck to bring to police. Before his spree, he called local PD to complain about "foreign" people.
Defendant contacted police before freeway shooting
Charles Glen Simmons, 53, of Dillard, is in the Douglas County Jail on $1 million bail after Thursday morning’s alleged crime spree. According to a press release from the Oregon
www.nrtoday.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
A white man in Dillard, Oregon was arrested for stopping people on the freeway to demand at gunpoint that they tell him if they were citizens. He shot and missed one + attempted to get another in his truck to bring to police. Before his spree, he called local PD to complain about "foreign" people.
I just,
From the Epstein files: were Paul Volker and Tom Brokaw really members of a secret society with a "no minorities or women allowed" rule? Brokaw is still around -- worth asking him!
February 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I just,
future historians are going to consider "let them eat cake" a fundamentally reasonable and empathetic position in comparison to the kind of shit that leads to the next revolution
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
future historians are going to consider "let them eat cake" a fundamentally reasonable and empathetic position in comparison to the kind of shit that leads to the next revolution
we used to have real cults, not this sexless loser shit
January 29, 2026 at 9:28 AM
we used to have real cults, not this sexless loser shit
these are dating app fucking gold
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 10:19 PM
these are dating app fucking gold
plug this story directly into my veins
Last year, a human trafficking victim trapped in a crypto scam compound in the Golden Triangle region of Laos contacted me. He then proceeded to leak to me a huge collection of the compound's internal materials.
Then he had to get out alive. This is his story.
🧵👇 www.wired.com/story/he-lea...
Then he had to get out alive. This is his story.
🧵👇 www.wired.com/story/he-lea...
He Leaked the Secrets of a Southeast Asian Scam Compound. Then He Had to Get Out Alive
A source trapped inside an industrial-scale scamming operation contacted me, determined to expose his captors’ crimes—and then escape. This is his story.
www.wired.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
plug this story directly into my veins
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This is the least online politics will be for the rest of your life
January 27, 2026 at 8:16 PM
This is the least online politics will be for the rest of your life
January 26, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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"They've radicalized the Massive Cock subreddit" I say to no one in particular while my wife fills out divorce papers
January 25, 2026 at 6:33 PM
"They've radicalized the Massive Cock subreddit" I say to no one in particular while my wife fills out divorce papers
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the smartest thing to do right now would be to make a show of disciplining some ICE agents and quietly pull back from minneapolis. the president offers his condolences and maybe even makes a direct donation to the family. you fire bovino and replace him with someone more quietly depraved, etc.
January 25, 2026 at 3:02 PM
the smartest thing to do right now would be to make a show of disciplining some ICE agents and quietly pull back from minneapolis. the president offers his condolences and maybe even makes a direct donation to the family. you fire bovino and replace him with someone more quietly depraved, etc.
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it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant
We're getting a snowstorm tomorrow. But New York City is prepared.
January 25, 2026 at 4:50 PM
it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant
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I went down the football fan subreddits rabbit hole this morning, and I am utterly gobsmacked. 90+% of the content in the top threads are unabashed FUCK ICE posts, memes mocking the regime, and dudes saying how important it is to come together over something this significant.
January 25, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I went down the football fan subreddits rabbit hole this morning, and I am utterly gobsmacked. 90+% of the content in the top threads are unabashed FUCK ICE posts, memes mocking the regime, and dudes saying how important it is to come together over something this significant.
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR AGES
January 25, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR AGES
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"I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting," writes a woman now in hiding from the federal government for witnessing a state-sanctioned street execution
You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 AM
"I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting," writes a woman now in hiding from the federal government for witnessing a state-sanctioned street execution
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Congressman Maxwell Frost says he was punched in the face at Sundance Festival by a man who told him "Trump was going to deport" him
January 25, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Congressman Maxwell Frost says he was punched in the face at Sundance Festival by a man who told him "Trump was going to deport" him
"today we remember that freedom is not free. we have to work for it, protect it, even sacrifice for it."
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:40 AM
"today we remember that freedom is not free. we have to work for it, protect it, even sacrifice for it."
this feels like a tipping-point
January 24, 2026 at 10:15 PM
this feels like a tipping-point
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Both of Nevada's senators--Catherine Cortez Masto and Jacky Rosen--have officially come out against the DHS funding bill following the execution of Alex Pretti by ICE agents in Minneapolis this morning. This effectively ends the DHS funding bill in the Senate.
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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