Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
They/He
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die!
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die!
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
If I were a cartoon, this would be me...
February 6, 2026 at 1:08 AM
If I were a cartoon, this would be me...
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I just saw an excerpt of Tim Curry’s memoir that includes him talking about the affair he had with Miss Piggy on the set of Muppet Treasure Island. I am so delighted.
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I just saw an excerpt of Tim Curry’s memoir that includes him talking about the affair he had with Miss Piggy on the set of Muppet Treasure Island. I am so delighted.
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I’m crying lmao youtu.be/66yH8RZSwUc?...
Blur - Song 2, but every "woohoo" is done by Mario
YouTube video by ThePandemicLight
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I’m crying lmao youtu.be/66yH8RZSwUc?...
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Statistically, you're much better off if you don't believe anything is butter
February 6, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Statistically, you're much better off if you don't believe anything is butter
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When I was a dishwasher, I could still wash other things.
February 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
When I was a dishwasher, I could still wash other things.
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So then. Trees is rocks.
February 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
So then. Trees is rocks.
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Does everything have minerals in it? Minerals are… rocks…? Is that right? I’m gonna say minerals are rocks. Trees have minerals
February 6, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Does everything have minerals in it? Minerals are… rocks…? Is that right? I’m gonna say minerals are rocks. Trees have minerals
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 12:38 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
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Only petrified trees
February 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Only petrified trees
LISTEN:
Does the Rock Biter only bite rocks? Or, like, is he allowed to bite clay? Or trees?
Does the Rock Biter only bite rocks? Or, like, is he allowed to bite clay? Or trees?
February 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
LISTEN:
Does the Rock Biter only bite rocks? Or, like, is he allowed to bite clay? Or trees?
Does the Rock Biter only bite rocks? Or, like, is he allowed to bite clay? Or trees?
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it must feel crazy to know that harry potter fans learned to separate the art from the artist a decade ago
To everyone just now finding out Isaac Asimov was rather famously a sex pest: He's been gone 34 years now, you can handle this truth, I believe in you
February 6, 2026 at 12:28 AM
it must feel crazy to know that harry potter fans learned to separate the art from the artist a decade ago
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if i'm not young anymore how come i'm so fucking broke and stupid
February 5, 2026 at 8:17 AM
if i'm not young anymore how come i'm so fucking broke and stupid
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fyad was 95% saying that one guy was old and had a pool and that another guy had a bike and a long face and 5% telling people they weren’t funny and the latter has psychically traumatized entire generations into thinking it’s responsible for the modern internet
January 31, 2026 at 6:48 PM
fyad was 95% saying that one guy was old and had a pool and that another guy had a bike and a long face and 5% telling people they weren’t funny and the latter has psychically traumatized entire generations into thinking it’s responsible for the modern internet
Just remembered that Donald Pleasence played me in the SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND movie.
February 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Just remembered that Donald Pleasence played me in the SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND movie.
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Yeah, it's great, Will Robinson, it's great that you make it seem like the robot, which almost killed your whole family, is going to kill your whole family, as a prank.
Fucking Akiva Goldsman.
Fucking Akiva Goldsman.
February 6, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Yeah, it's great, Will Robinson, it's great that you make it seem like the robot, which almost killed your whole family, is going to kill your whole family, as a prank.
Fucking Akiva Goldsman.
Fucking Akiva Goldsman.
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The frustrating thing is he 100% had it in him to do it and didn't.
February 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
The frustrating thing is he 100% had it in him to do it and didn't.
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It's a film that could have been salvaged had anyone given enough of a shit, but alas
February 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
It's a film that could have been salvaged had anyone given enough of a shit, but alas
If Gary Oldman had gone FULL HAM as Dr. Smith, I'd probably like the Lost in Space film a little bit more. He's too boring to live up to Jonathan Harris.
February 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
If Gary Oldman had gone FULL HAM as Dr. Smith, I'd probably like the Lost in Space film a little bit more. He's too boring to live up to Jonathan Harris.
I'm watching LOST IN SPACE (1998) for the first time in 20+ years.
It's still Hot Garbage.
Thank God I have it in Incredible Ultra-High-Definition from Arrow Video.
It's still Hot Garbage.
Thank God I have it in Incredible Ultra-High-Definition from Arrow Video.
February 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I'm watching LOST IN SPACE (1998) for the first time in 20+ years.
It's still Hot Garbage.
Thank God I have it in Incredible Ultra-High-Definition from Arrow Video.
It's still Hot Garbage.
Thank God I have it in Incredible Ultra-High-Definition from Arrow Video.
hey, y'all, turns out she was skeeting about me here. Funny thing is, she ain't even DM'd by that point.
I'm just that good.
I'm just that good.
No no no no no. We are NOT falling for yet another hot masc on Bluesky. It's a trap. I don't care how y'allternative, nerdy, and pretty they are.
(I need to burn this app to the ground istg)
(I need to burn this app to the ground istg)
February 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
hey, y'all, turns out she was skeeting about me here. Funny thing is, she ain't even DM'd by that point.
I'm just that good.
I'm just that good.
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🤣 I love them, I want to marry all three
February 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
🤣 I love them, I want to marry all three
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Friggin' Duane.
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Friggin' Duane.
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I too, also, have boring music available on Bandcamp:
jessehdavis.bandcamp.com
please consider supporting it, so I can make more boring music
thank you, I love you bye
jessehdavis.bandcamp.com
please consider supporting it, so I can make more boring music
thank you, I love you bye
Jesse H. Davis
some poems and things / INFP-T / actively trying not to be an asshole / all music and art by me
jessehdavis.bandcamp.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I too, also, have boring music available on Bandcamp:
jessehdavis.bandcamp.com
please consider supporting it, so I can make more boring music
thank you, I love you bye
jessehdavis.bandcamp.com
please consider supporting it, so I can make more boring music
thank you, I love you bye