Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
They/He
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die!
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die!
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
oh SHIT, I've been cleaning and rearranging, and found my near-mint CD maxi-single of "Love Shack." This is a day of celebration!
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
oh SHIT, I've been cleaning and rearranging, and found my near-mint CD maxi-single of "Love Shack." This is a day of celebration!
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Also, this is my alt/Industrial project: explosivesforhermajesty.bandcamp.com/music
Explosives For Her Majesty
Explosives For Her Majesty originally formed in 2007 in Leeds UK. The band has had several line ups since it's first incarnation with Kallie Marie being the consistent member and main writer/producer. Since then EFHM has relocated to NYC where the band have a new line up, and have completed their most recent release "Some Kind of Familiar".
explosivesforhermajesty.bandcamp.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Also, this is my alt/Industrial project: explosivesforhermajesty.bandcamp.com/music
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I have new music coming out tomorrow, which can be found here: kalliemarie.bandcamp.com/music
Kallie Marie
Kallie Marie is a composer and record producer who currently lives in NYC. She divides her time between recording/producing other artists/bands, and writing music for film, tv and her band Explosives For Her Majesty. She’s also a contributing writer and has an award winning book out, called Women In Music Production: The Interviews.
kalliemarie.bandcamp.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I have new music coming out tomorrow, which can be found here: kalliemarie.bandcamp.com/music
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I've mentioned this before, but for no reason I can determine, "Cotton Eye Joe" is the ringtone on my dad's phone. AND HE'S DEAF AS A GODDAMN POST, so I guess maybe it's so somebody tells him his phone is ringing. (In all likelihood, my poor mom!)
February 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I've mentioned this before, but for no reason I can determine, "Cotton Eye Joe" is the ringtone on my dad's phone. AND HE'S DEAF AS A GODDAMN POST, so I guess maybe it's so somebody tells him his phone is ringing. (In all likelihood, my poor mom!)
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The trick is to throw yourself at the calendar and miss
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
The trick is to throw yourself at the calendar and miss
Hey, y'all, please help my good friend Marla out! She's one of the coolest people out there!
Share and/or Donate if you can! Thank you!
Share and/or Donate if you can! Thank you!
I'm $1500 behind due to not getting work. I just added everything up (something i was putting off and just trying to get by) i need to keep my car and pay lots of late fees♥️
www.paypal.me/marlahsmith
Venmo: @Marla-Smith-79 cash.app/$marlahsmith
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransCrowdfund #HelpSky
www.paypal.me/marlahsmith
Venmo: @Marla-Smith-79 cash.app/$marlahsmith
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransCrowdfund #HelpSky
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Hey, y'all, please help my good friend Marla out! She's one of the coolest people out there!
Share and/or Donate if you can! Thank you!
Share and/or Donate if you can! Thank you!
tlm1986.bandcamp.com/track/remember
Here's a piece from my first album that I'm pretty pleased with. NOW, you may notice that it sounds quite a bit like the ambient synths in "Twin Peaks." Is this a coincidence?
I'll let you decide.
Here's a piece from my first album that I'm pretty pleased with. NOW, you may notice that it sounds quite a bit like the ambient synths in "Twin Peaks." Is this a coincidence?
I'll let you decide.
February 5, 2026 at 6:04 PM
tlm1986.bandcamp.com/track/remember
Here's a piece from my first album that I'm pretty pleased with. NOW, you may notice that it sounds quite a bit like the ambient synths in "Twin Peaks." Is this a coincidence?
I'll let you decide.
Here's a piece from my first album that I'm pretty pleased with. NOW, you may notice that it sounds quite a bit like the ambient synths in "Twin Peaks." Is this a coincidence?
I'll let you decide.
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live aew crowding chanting FUCK ICE during the main event tonight. not enough chefs for this kiss.
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
live aew crowding chanting FUCK ICE during the main event tonight. not enough chefs for this kiss.
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bookmarked and sent around the "how to get this out of your Apple library" support.apple.com link on multiple occasions
February 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
bookmarked and sent around the "how to get this out of your Apple library" support.apple.com link on multiple occasions
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Fifteen years ago on this very day, I made this low quality photoshop of a photo I took in 2002, and somehow it became a meme. You’re welcome.
February 4, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Fifteen years ago on this very day, I made this low quality photoshop of a photo I took in 2002, and somehow it became a meme. You’re welcome.
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ask not who the bus Vengas for
it Vengas for you
it Vengas for you
THE VENGA BUS IS COMING, OH GOD.
March 24, 2024 at 6:24 PM
ask not who the bus Vengas for
it Vengas for you
it Vengas for you
www.avclub.com/ditch-exploi...
HEY, FRIENDS, Bandcamp Friday is tomorrow! Buy some stuff from cool people!
If you got stuff on Bandcamp you want to share, please reply to this and I'll repost it!
I have some very boring music on Bandcamp, most of it free, available here:
tlm1986.bandcamp.com
HEY, FRIENDS, Bandcamp Friday is tomorrow! Buy some stuff from cool people!
If you got stuff on Bandcamp you want to share, please reply to this and I'll repost it!
I have some very boring music on Bandcamp, most of it free, available here:
tlm1986.bandcamp.com
Ditch exploitative streamers by participating in Bandcamp Friday
Ditch exploitative streamers by participating in Bandcamp Friday
www.avclub.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
www.avclub.com/ditch-exploi...
HEY, FRIENDS, Bandcamp Friday is tomorrow! Buy some stuff from cool people!
If you got stuff on Bandcamp you want to share, please reply to this and I'll repost it!
I have some very boring music on Bandcamp, most of it free, available here:
tlm1986.bandcamp.com
HEY, FRIENDS, Bandcamp Friday is tomorrow! Buy some stuff from cool people!
If you got stuff on Bandcamp you want to share, please reply to this and I'll repost it!
I have some very boring music on Bandcamp, most of it free, available here:
tlm1986.bandcamp.com
I had this dream again last night.
if u want to know how insane i've become: last night i had a dream that i was at a party and Gabe from "The Office" showed up. He makes an awful joke and immediately gets mauled by Harry from HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS, while no one tries to help him.
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I had this dream again last night.
Y'all remember when U2 tried to force everyone to own one of their albums?
That was some weird shit.
That was some weird shit.
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Y'all remember when U2 tried to force everyone to own one of their albums?
That was some weird shit.
That was some weird shit.
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It got funnier.
Aside from the fact you’re never going to look like the hero when you pick a fight with high schoolers, as a man in my late forties, I also know those kids are going to wake up tomorrow barely even aching and this dude definitely woke up in agony.
Aside from the fact you’re never going to look like the hero when you pick a fight with high schoolers, as a man in my late forties, I also know those kids are going to wake up tomorrow barely even aching and this dude definitely woke up in agony.
A 45-year-old man has been charged with two counts of assault after getting into a fistfight with a group of Texas teenagers who were protesting Immigration Customs and Enforcement.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/05/m...
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/05/m...
45-Year-Old Man Beaten Up By High Schoolers After Allegedly Attacking Them During ICE Walkout
A Texas man has been charged after getting into a fistfight with a group of teenagers who staged an ICE walkout
thebarbedwire.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 PM
It got funnier.
Aside from the fact you’re never going to look like the hero when you pick a fight with high schoolers, as a man in my late forties, I also know those kids are going to wake up tomorrow barely even aching and this dude definitely woke up in agony.
Aside from the fact you’re never going to look like the hero when you pick a fight with high schoolers, as a man in my late forties, I also know those kids are going to wake up tomorrow barely even aching and this dude definitely woke up in agony.
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We all forgot about this but this is probably the best headline to explain the guys whole vibe
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
We all forgot about this but this is probably the best headline to explain the guys whole vibe
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Grandpa, Grandma, my uncle, and Tiny Baby Me who is clearly very upset about this situation
March 26, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Grandpa, Grandma, my uncle, and Tiny Baby Me who is clearly very upset about this situation
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When I was a kid, my recently-deceased Granddad and I would do motorcycle stunts in my great-grandmother's backyard. Why nobody ever filmed it, I'll never know.
Imagine li'l 8-year-old Farts doing insane stunts with his grandpa, both laughing the whole time. It must have been adorable to watch.
Imagine li'l 8-year-old Farts doing insane stunts with his grandpa, both laughing the whole time. It must have been adorable to watch.
July 27, 2023 at 3:14 PM
When I was a kid, my recently-deceased Granddad and I would do motorcycle stunts in my great-grandmother's backyard. Why nobody ever filmed it, I'll never know.
Imagine li'l 8-year-old Farts doing insane stunts with his grandpa, both laughing the whole time. It must have been adorable to watch.
Imagine li'l 8-year-old Farts doing insane stunts with his grandpa, both laughing the whole time. It must have been adorable to watch.
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Have you ever wanted to sit on giant croissant? Well, have i found a place for you!
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Have you ever wanted to sit on giant croissant? Well, have i found a place for you!
Shit, there are moments in this bootleg that sound straight-up professionally recorded. The version of "Welcome to the Machine" here is fucking incredible.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yu2...
Here's the bootleg I'm listening to while I'm in the kitchen, if anyone's wondering. The last time Pink Floyd played "Careful With That Axe, Eugene!" Good shit.
Here's the bootleg I'm listening to while I'm in the kitchen, if anyone's wondering. The last time Pink Floyd played "Careful With That Axe, Eugene!" Good shit.
Pink Floyd - Animal Instincts - Oakland 1977
YouTube video by Progressive Vinyl
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Shit, there are moments in this bootleg that sound straight-up professionally recorded. The version of "Welcome to the Machine" here is fucking incredible.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yu2...
Here's the bootleg I'm listening to while I'm in the kitchen, if anyone's wondering. The last time Pink Floyd played "Careful With That Axe, Eugene!" Good shit.
Here's the bootleg I'm listening to while I'm in the kitchen, if anyone's wondering. The last time Pink Floyd played "Careful With That Axe, Eugene!" Good shit.
Pink Floyd - Animal Instincts - Oakland 1977
YouTube video by Progressive Vinyl
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yu2...
Here's the bootleg I'm listening to while I'm in the kitchen, if anyone's wondering. The last time Pink Floyd played "Careful With That Axe, Eugene!" Good shit.
Here's the bootleg I'm listening to while I'm in the kitchen, if anyone's wondering. The last time Pink Floyd played "Careful With That Axe, Eugene!" Good shit.
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