Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
They/He
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die!
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die!
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
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unrequested serious answer: Some are!! beast wars transmetals were transformers who were "techno-organic", a hybrid of flesh and metal parts, and some had both a beast and vehicle mode. Like transmetal waspinator, who has a cockpit presumably filled with warm, crunchy chitin
February 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
unrequested serious answer: Some are!! beast wars transmetals were transformers who were "techno-organic", a hybrid of flesh and metal parts, and some had both a beast and vehicle mode. Like transmetal waspinator, who has a cockpit presumably filled with warm, crunchy chitin
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![Young Farts Johnson in a yellow Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses. He has bleached blond hair. The photo is subtitled "[the worst ska you've ever heard]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:iyuptsbuindsahfgtseicmsf/bafkreicaxhuowvjx72yonjfqgl2sjut6otbitg5d67tbcldyxzm4cl6ree@jpeg)
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wait are you suggesting that inside of the transformers they're MEAT?
February 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
wait are you suggesting that inside of the transformers they're MEAT?
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Now, are Transformers actually made of metal? Or could you eat them? Humans can't eat cars, I know, but these are aliens that just happen to look like cars and shit. Are the cars or jets or whatever weirdly fleshy when you sit in them?
In this 918,267 hour podcast, I will
In this 918,267 hour podcast, I will
March 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Now, are Transformers actually made of metal? Or could you eat them? Humans can't eat cars, I know, but these are aliens that just happen to look like cars and shit. Are the cars or jets or whatever weirdly fleshy when you sit in them?
In this 918,267 hour podcast, I will
In this 918,267 hour podcast, I will
Every Frame A Painting
February 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Every Frame A Painting
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At the thrift shop
December 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
At the thrift shop
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Japanese "Twin Peaks" coffee ads from 1992, directed by David Lynch and featuring the original cast.
#TwinPeaks
#DavidLynch
#TwinPeaks
#DavidLynch
January 21, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Japanese "Twin Peaks" coffee ads from 1992, directed by David Lynch and featuring the original cast.
#TwinPeaks
#DavidLynch
#TwinPeaks
#DavidLynch
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wild how they got Nick Mason to join
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
wild how they got Nick Mason to join
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Ghostbusters Theme / NiN Hand That Feeds
YouTube video by Nathaniel C
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
The Northern Boys - Robot Man
YouTube video by Sindhu World
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Love posting gifs that require context in their alt-text to understand, and even then there isn't always room for everything lol
a bald man in a blue shirt and red bow tie is saying it is happening again
Alt: Animated gif shows a close-up on Carel Struycken as The Giant, from the TV series Twin Peaks, as he appears to Agent Dale Cooper (offscreen as our POV character for this shot). The Giant has gray, thinning, hair that's almost gone, emphasizing his large and prominent, bald, head and forehead. He stands before a backdrop of deep red curtains, indicating he is speaking from inside The Black Lodge and spotlit so that much of the background is full darkness, while the bright light washes out much of the finer details of his face. Having pronounced his words backwards for the recording, they play out forward, distorted and strange, as he carefully and deliberately tells Cooper, "It is happening again."
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Love posting gifs that require context in their alt-text to understand, and even then there isn't always room for everything lol
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It's so tough to pick a favourite NIN mashup when this also exists
Britney Spears x Nine Inch Nails - ...Baby One More Time x Closer Mashup
YouTube video by Lewis Wake Mashups
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
It's so tough to pick a favourite NIN mashup when this also exists
oh SHIT, I've been cleaning and rearranging, and found my near-mint CD maxi-single of "Love Shack." This is a day of celebration!
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
oh SHIT, I've been cleaning and rearranging, and found my near-mint CD maxi-single of "Love Shack." This is a day of celebration!
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Also, this is my alt/Industrial project: explosivesforhermajesty.bandcamp.com/music
Explosives For Her Majesty
Explosives For Her Majesty originally formed in 2007 in Leeds UK. The band has had several line ups since it's first incarnation with Kallie Marie being the consistent member and main writer/producer. Since then EFHM has relocated to NYC where the band have a new line up, and have completed their most recent release "Some Kind of Familiar".
explosivesforhermajesty.bandcamp.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Also, this is my alt/Industrial project: explosivesforhermajesty.bandcamp.com/music
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I have new music coming out tomorrow, which can be found here: kalliemarie.bandcamp.com/music
Kallie Marie
Kallie Marie is a composer and record producer who currently lives in NYC. She divides her time between recording/producing other artists/bands, and writing music for film, tv and her band Explosives For Her Majesty. She’s also a contributing writer and has an award winning book out, called Women In Music Production: The Interviews.
kalliemarie.bandcamp.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I have new music coming out tomorrow, which can be found here: kalliemarie.bandcamp.com/music
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I've mentioned this before, but for no reason I can determine, "Cotton Eye Joe" is the ringtone on my dad's phone. AND HE'S DEAF AS A GODDAMN POST, so I guess maybe it's so somebody tells him his phone is ringing. (In all likelihood, my poor mom!)
February 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I've mentioned this before, but for no reason I can determine, "Cotton Eye Joe" is the ringtone on my dad's phone. AND HE'S DEAF AS A GODDAMN POST, so I guess maybe it's so somebody tells him his phone is ringing. (In all likelihood, my poor mom!)
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The trick is to throw yourself at the calendar and miss
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
The trick is to throw yourself at the calendar and miss
Hey, y'all, please help my good friend Marla out! She's one of the coolest people out there!
Share and/or Donate if you can! Thank you!
Share and/or Donate if you can! Thank you!
I'm $1500 behind due to not getting work. I just added everything up (something i was putting off and just trying to get by) i need to keep my car and pay lots of late fees♥️
www.paypal.me/marlahsmith
Venmo: @Marla-Smith-79 cash.app/$marlahsmith
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransCrowdfund #HelpSky
www.paypal.me/marlahsmith
Venmo: @Marla-Smith-79 cash.app/$marlahsmith
#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransCrowdfund #HelpSky
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Hey, y'all, please help my good friend Marla out! She's one of the coolest people out there!
Share and/or Donate if you can! Thank you!
Share and/or Donate if you can! Thank you!
tlm1986.bandcamp.com/track/remember
Here's a piece from my first album that I'm pretty pleased with. NOW, you may notice that it sounds quite a bit like the ambient synths in "Twin Peaks." Is this a coincidence?
I'll let you decide.
Here's a piece from my first album that I'm pretty pleased with. NOW, you may notice that it sounds quite a bit like the ambient synths in "Twin Peaks." Is this a coincidence?
I'll let you decide.
February 5, 2026 at 6:04 PM
tlm1986.bandcamp.com/track/remember
Here's a piece from my first album that I'm pretty pleased with. NOW, you may notice that it sounds quite a bit like the ambient synths in "Twin Peaks." Is this a coincidence?
I'll let you decide.
Here's a piece from my first album that I'm pretty pleased with. NOW, you may notice that it sounds quite a bit like the ambient synths in "Twin Peaks." Is this a coincidence?
I'll let you decide.
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live aew crowding chanting FUCK ICE during the main event tonight. not enough chefs for this kiss.
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
live aew crowding chanting FUCK ICE during the main event tonight. not enough chefs for this kiss.
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bookmarked and sent around the "how to get this out of your Apple library" support.apple.com link on multiple occasions
February 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
bookmarked and sent around the "how to get this out of your Apple library" support.apple.com link on multiple occasions