Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
They/He
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
"Ants Marching" by Dave Matthews Band, which, as long-time followers of Farts Johnson will already know, I have instructed my attorney to have play at my funeral.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
"Ants Marching" by Dave Matthews Band, which, as long-time followers of Farts Johnson will already know, I have instructed my attorney to have play at my funeral.
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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Sill is just as annoyed by this livestream at my school as I am.
I certainly will accept my nomination, but having to mask all day at work then do it at home is mentally exhausting.
I certainly will accept my nomination, but having to mask all day at work then do it at home is mentally exhausting.
February 4, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Sill is just as annoyed by this livestream at my school as I am.
I certainly will accept my nomination, but having to mask all day at work then do it at home is mentally exhausting.
I certainly will accept my nomination, but having to mask all day at work then do it at home is mentally exhausting.
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the reason my Skyrim mage was named Trevor ☺️
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
the reason my Skyrim mage was named Trevor ☺️
TWISTER'S REVENGE
OMEN III: THE FINAL CONFLICT
FROGS
JOHN DIES AT THE END
OMEN III: THE FINAL CONFLICT
FROGS
JOHN DIES AT THE END
Now that you know four more episodes of MST3K are coming, what movies do you want to see Mike, Servo, and Crow take on in The RiffTrax Experiments? rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K
February 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
TWISTER'S REVENGE
OMEN III: THE FINAL CONFLICT
FROGS
JOHN DIES AT THE END
OMEN III: THE FINAL CONFLICT
FROGS
JOHN DIES AT THE END
Better than most of the music that they play at the Allman Bros. museum in my neighborhood, for sure.
In local news, a child has gotten hold of the neighbor's amplifier system and I am now listening to the loudest shrillest possible renditions of "twinkle twinkle little star" and "london bridge"
February 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Better than most of the music that they play at the Allman Bros. museum in my neighborhood, for sure.
I've had mornings like that.
February 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I've had mornings like that.
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I wrote this and yeah the dog dies
Disney's Air Bud spin-off movie Snow Buddies was a disturbing production behind the scenes. (Puppy-lovers, you've been warned.)
Disney's Air Bud Spin-Off Has A Disturbing Behind-The-Scenes Story That Will Haunt You - SlashFilm
www.slashfilm.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I wrote this and yeah the dog dies
Who hasn't done this
February 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Who hasn't done this
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you
Howdy, y'all, I'm Kip Jr.
(thank god that didn't happen)
Howdy, y'all, I'm Kip Jr.
(thank god that didn't happen)
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you
Hi, my name is Chessonya.
(My father is ghetto as hell...)
Hi, my name is Chessonya.
(My father is ghetto as hell...)
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you
Hi, my name is Wilhelmina (the name they actually gave me isn’t much better 😭)
Hi, my name is Wilhelmina (the name they actually gave me isn’t much better 😭)
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you
Howdy, y'all, I'm Kip Jr.
(thank god that didn't happen)
Howdy, y'all, I'm Kip Jr.
(thank god that didn't happen)
Me in my library
February 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Me in my library
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counterpoint: WWE is genuinely, legitimately evil and it has nothing to do with wrasslin' at this point, it has to do with being a decent human being
It’s not about being
Pro-WWE
Pro-AEW
Pro-TNA
It’s about being pro-WRESTLING.
🤼
Pro-WWE
Pro-AEW
Pro-TNA
It’s about being pro-WRESTLING.
🤼
February 3, 2026 at 7:37 PM
counterpoint: WWE is genuinely, legitimately evil and it has nothing to do with wrasslin' at this point, it has to do with being a decent human being
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Not in the Epstein files:
- trans people
- migrants and asylum seekers
- people who arrive in small boats
- benefits claimants
In the Epstein files:
- rich white guys who tell you (or pay people to tell you) to hate the people above
- trans people
- migrants and asylum seekers
- people who arrive in small boats
- benefits claimants
In the Epstein files:
- rich white guys who tell you (or pay people to tell you) to hate the people above
February 3, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Not in the Epstein files:
- trans people
- migrants and asylum seekers
- people who arrive in small boats
- benefits claimants
In the Epstein files:
- rich white guys who tell you (or pay people to tell you) to hate the people above
- trans people
- migrants and asylum seekers
- people who arrive in small boats
- benefits claimants
In the Epstein files:
- rich white guys who tell you (or pay people to tell you) to hate the people above
tidal.com/track/344522...
The live versions of the title track from DISINTEGRATION played during the 1989 tour are Something The Fuck Else. They play it much more quickly and angrier. The whole song comes off as far more manic and borderline out of control.
I wish they still played it like this.
The live versions of the title track from DISINTEGRATION played during the 1989 tour are Something The Fuck Else. They play it much more quickly and angrier. The whole song comes off as far more manic and borderline out of control.
I wish they still played it like this.
The Cure - Disintegration (Live at Wembley 07/89 - Remix 07/09)
Listen to Disintegration (Live at Wembley 07/89 - Remix 07/09) on TIDAL
tidal.com
February 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
tidal.com/track/344522...
The live versions of the title track from DISINTEGRATION played during the 1989 tour are Something The Fuck Else. They play it much more quickly and angrier. The whole song comes off as far more manic and borderline out of control.
I wish they still played it like this.
The live versions of the title track from DISINTEGRATION played during the 1989 tour are Something The Fuck Else. They play it much more quickly and angrier. The whole song comes off as far more manic and borderline out of control.
I wish they still played it like this.
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being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"
Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.
What is she hiding?
What is she hiding?
February 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"
"I'm going to eat this cigarette and gain its power,
I tell you what."
I tell you what."
February 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
"I'm going to eat this cigarette and gain its power,
I tell you what."
I tell you what."
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The boys are back (ominous)
July 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The boys are back (ominous)
If this just became my new style,
no one would be surprised.
no one would be surprised.
February 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
If this just became my new style,
no one would be surprised.
no one would be surprised.