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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
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They/He
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats

Fix Your Hearts or Die!

For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
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bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"

everyone nods and mumbles in agreement

the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"

in this seven-film pitch, I will
Melt-Banana - Stick Out
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February 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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PARKLIFE
February 8, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Joe Dante's MATINEE from 1993 is a sweet, funny, & lovely little film about a monster kid in 60s Florida going to the premiere of genre impresario Lawrence Woolsey's new movie. Also the Cuban Missle Crisis is going down. It's smart about a lot of things, mainly how art helps save us in insane times.
February 9, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Blur - Parklife (2012 Remaster)
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February 8, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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Everyone Is excited about the bad bunny
February 8, 2026 at 3:26 PM
tidal.com/track/127627...

Ben Folds covering The Cure is pretty fun.
Ben Folds - In Between Days
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February 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Now, did Cooper fail at the end of "Twin Peaks: The Return?" Or did everything go as The Fireman and The Floating Ethereal Head of Major Briggs planned, and, as humans, we are not meant to understand what is happening?

In this 123,456,789,012 page dictum, I will
February 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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My favorite track is “I Can’t Get Behind That” with Henry Rollins and Adrian Belew
February 8, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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"I Can't Get Behind That" with Rollins is great. I especially love Shatner's line "Who's lifetime? Not mine
I haven't that much time left, let's make it yours
Everybody's got a longer life than me"

That was 25 years ago and the man's still kicking and looks 20 years younger than he is. 😅
February 8, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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On the flip side, "What Have You Done" is legitimately soul-crushing.
February 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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William Shatner's independent artist era.
February 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
tidal.com/track/353463...

I've talked about this album before, but people need to be reminded:

Shatner has made one legitimately good album. And it's fantastic.
William Shatner - Together (Album Version)
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February 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
There he is

There's my Big Boy
STARTREK/WORF.GIF
February 8, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Voivod - Astronomy Domine
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February 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Hell yeah Trev looking stylish in the sombrero
February 8, 2026 at 11:21 AM