Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
They/He
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
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"Farts, this is your cousin!"
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
"Farts, this is your cousin!"
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Reminder:
Always check doesthedogdie.com for your trigger warnings.
Always check doesthedogdie.com for your trigger warnings.
DoesTheDogDie.com
Crowdsourced trigger warnings spoilers for movies, tv, books and more.
doesthedogdie.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Reminder:
Always check doesthedogdie.com for your trigger warnings.
Always check doesthedogdie.com for your trigger warnings.
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I'm Farts Johnson.
February 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I'm Farts Johnson.
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*stands* I am also Farts Johnson!
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 AM
*stands* I am also Farts Johnson!
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Wanna feel old? The Smashing Pumpkins song “1995” was released on this day in 1979.
February 3, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Wanna feel old? The Smashing Pumpkins song “1995” was released on this day in 1979.
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As someone who literally named herself after Janeway, what in the actual fuck?
Did they even WATCH the show? How do you miss the entire point of equality?
Did they even WATCH the show? How do you miss the entire point of equality?
This dumb fucker tried arguing that over the course of its run, more men have watched star trek than women and its catered to men specifically. Im going to scream.
February 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM
As someone who literally named herself after Janeway, what in the actual fuck?
Did they even WATCH the show? How do you miss the entire point of equality?
Did they even WATCH the show? How do you miss the entire point of equality?
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Checking out the Arrow 4K edition of WILD STYLE this evening. I'm pretty pumped to finally see this movie.
February 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Checking out the Arrow 4K edition of WILD STYLE this evening. I'm pretty pumped to finally see this movie.
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I'll take one for the team
February 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I'll take one for the team
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Hi farts johnson
February 3, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Hi farts johnson
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::stands up:: I'm Farts Johnson.
I'm Farts Johnson.
February 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
::stands up:: I'm Farts Johnson.
February 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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Hi, my dear. You done did it. You got me to do the thing lmao
February 2, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Hi, my dear. You done did it. You got me to do the thing lmao
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Once your dissertation is accepted you can become Dr. Farts Johnson
February 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Once your dissertation is accepted you can become Dr. Farts Johnson
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hi mrs johnson 🎶
February 2, 2026 at 11:13 PM
hi mrs johnson 🎶
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