Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
They/He
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die!
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die!
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
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[Eddie Deezen voice] my bitcoins!!
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
[Eddie Deezen voice] my bitcoins!!
Me coded characters
February 6, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Me coded characters
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This was the movie that finally took #1 from Titanic
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
This was the movie that finally took #1 from Titanic
My sister has joked for literally decades that I've always been so nervous and worried that instead of having a Mid-Life Crisis, I'd be the one to have a Mid-Life Catharsis, and I think she may be right (she usually is). I'm more at peace than I've ever been.
It's honestly pretty weird.
It's honestly pretty weird.
February 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
My sister has joked for literally decades that I've always been so nervous and worried that instead of having a Mid-Life Crisis, I'd be the one to have a Mid-Life Catharsis, and I think she may be right (she usually is). I'm more at peace than I've ever been.
It's honestly pretty weird.
It's honestly pretty weird.
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If anything, I'd be the one requesting papers.
"Explain how you would soothe your grumpy girlfriend and how many chalupas would it take?"
"Explain how you would soothe your grumpy girlfriend and how many chalupas would it take?"
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
If anything, I'd be the one requesting papers.
"Explain how you would soothe your grumpy girlfriend and how many chalupas would it take?"
"Explain how you would soothe your grumpy girlfriend and how many chalupas would it take?"
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Farts makes you write papers? He's been living with the Professors TOO long
February 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Farts makes you write papers? He's been living with the Professors TOO long
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www.avclub.com/ditch-exploi...
HEY, FRIENDS, Bandcamp Friday is tomorrow! Buy some stuff from cool people!
If you got stuff on Bandcamp you want to share, please reply to this and I'll repost it!
I have some very boring music on Bandcamp, most of it free, available here:
tlm1986.bandcamp.com
HEY, FRIENDS, Bandcamp Friday is tomorrow! Buy some stuff from cool people!
If you got stuff on Bandcamp you want to share, please reply to this and I'll repost it!
I have some very boring music on Bandcamp, most of it free, available here:
tlm1986.bandcamp.com
Ditch exploitative streamers by participating in Bandcamp Friday
Ditch exploitative streamers by participating in Bandcamp Friday
www.avclub.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
www.avclub.com/ditch-exploi...
HEY, FRIENDS, Bandcamp Friday is tomorrow! Buy some stuff from cool people!
If you got stuff on Bandcamp you want to share, please reply to this and I'll repost it!
I have some very boring music on Bandcamp, most of it free, available here:
tlm1986.bandcamp.com
HEY, FRIENDS, Bandcamp Friday is tomorrow! Buy some stuff from cool people!
If you got stuff on Bandcamp you want to share, please reply to this and I'll repost it!
I have some very boring music on Bandcamp, most of it free, available here:
tlm1986.bandcamp.com
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tlm1986.bandcamp.com/track/remember
Here's a piece from my first album that I'm pretty pleased with. NOW, you may notice that it sounds quite a bit like the ambient synths in "Twin Peaks." Is this a coincidence?
I'll let you decide.
Here's a piece from my first album that I'm pretty pleased with. NOW, you may notice that it sounds quite a bit like the ambient synths in "Twin Peaks." Is this a coincidence?
I'll let you decide.
February 5, 2026 at 6:04 PM
tlm1986.bandcamp.com/track/remember
Here's a piece from my first album that I'm pretty pleased with. NOW, you may notice that it sounds quite a bit like the ambient synths in "Twin Peaks." Is this a coincidence?
I'll let you decide.
Here's a piece from my first album that I'm pretty pleased with. NOW, you may notice that it sounds quite a bit like the ambient synths in "Twin Peaks." Is this a coincidence?
I'll let you decide.
tidal.com/track/217626...
I guess my main takeaway from LOST IN SPACE (1998) is still "Hey, this song is pretty kicking rad."
I guess my main takeaway from LOST IN SPACE (1998) is still "Hey, this song is pretty kicking rad."
The Crystal Method - Busy Child
Listen to Busy Child on TIDAL
tidal.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
tidal.com/track/217626...
I guess my main takeaway from LOST IN SPACE (1998) is still "Hey, this song is pretty kicking rad."
I guess my main takeaway from LOST IN SPACE (1998) is still "Hey, this song is pretty kicking rad."
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February 5, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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Ooh, just saw “without Asimov there would be no science fiction,” and no, you stale crouton, you waterlogged saltine, without Mary Shelley—harassed by her husband and Lord Byron—there would be no science fiction.
You’re confusing fandom for canon.
You’re confusing fandom for canon.
February 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Ooh, just saw “without Asimov there would be no science fiction,” and no, you stale crouton, you waterlogged saltine, without Mary Shelley—harassed by her husband and Lord Byron—there would be no science fiction.
You’re confusing fandom for canon.
You’re confusing fandom for canon.
If I were a cartoon, this would be me...
February 6, 2026 at 1:08 AM
If I were a cartoon, this would be me...
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I just saw an excerpt of Tim Curry’s memoir that includes him talking about the affair he had with Miss Piggy on the set of Muppet Treasure Island. I am so delighted.
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I just saw an excerpt of Tim Curry’s memoir that includes him talking about the affair he had with Miss Piggy on the set of Muppet Treasure Island. I am so delighted.
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I’m crying lmao youtu.be/66yH8RZSwUc?...
Blur - Song 2, but every "woohoo" is done by Mario
YouTube video by ThePandemicLight
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I’m crying lmao youtu.be/66yH8RZSwUc?...
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Statistically, you're much better off if you don't believe anything is butter
February 6, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Statistically, you're much better off if you don't believe anything is butter
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When I was a dishwasher, I could still wash other things.
February 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
When I was a dishwasher, I could still wash other things.
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So then. Trees is rocks.
February 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
So then. Trees is rocks.
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Does everything have minerals in it? Minerals are… rocks…? Is that right? I’m gonna say minerals are rocks. Trees have minerals
February 6, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Does everything have minerals in it? Minerals are… rocks…? Is that right? I’m gonna say minerals are rocks. Trees have minerals
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 12:38 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
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Only petrified trees
February 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Only petrified trees
LISTEN:
Does the Rock Biter only bite rocks? Or, like, is he allowed to bite clay? Or trees?
Does the Rock Biter only bite rocks? Or, like, is he allowed to bite clay? Or trees?
February 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
LISTEN:
Does the Rock Biter only bite rocks? Or, like, is he allowed to bite clay? Or trees?
Does the Rock Biter only bite rocks? Or, like, is he allowed to bite clay? Or trees?