Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
They/He
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
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Earth shattering news
February 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Earth shattering news
oh SHIT
LUNATICS: A LOVE STORY is on Tubi now. Y'all check that out. It's a super weird romantic comedy thing starring Ted Raimi. I think it's the only thing he's ever been in where he's the straight-up Main Character.
LUNATICS: A LOVE STORY is on Tubi now. Y'all check that out. It's a super weird romantic comedy thing starring Ted Raimi. I think it's the only thing he's ever been in where he's the straight-up Main Character.
February 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
oh SHIT
LUNATICS: A LOVE STORY is on Tubi now. Y'all check that out. It's a super weird romantic comedy thing starring Ted Raimi. I think it's the only thing he's ever been in where he's the straight-up Main Character.
LUNATICS: A LOVE STORY is on Tubi now. Y'all check that out. It's a super weird romantic comedy thing starring Ted Raimi. I think it's the only thing he's ever been in where he's the straight-up Main Character.
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Fuck you & the Earth you rode in on!
February 3, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Fuck you & the Earth you rode in on!
I do this every day.
February 3, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I do this every day.
The cats just burst into the library, yowled at me for a minute, and when I tried to pet one of them, ran back out into the front hall and knocked over a globe.
Cat Fun.
Cat Fun.
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
The cats just burst into the library, yowled at me for a minute, and when I tried to pet one of them, ran back out into the front hall and knocked over a globe.
Cat Fun.
Cat Fun.
11 pills and 1.5 liters of iced black coffee.
Breakfast of Champions
Breakfast of Champions
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
11 pills and 1.5 liters of iced black coffee.
Breakfast of Champions
Breakfast of Champions
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My pronouns are She/They like that car Christine. Definitely a girl but also definitely a killing machine.
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
My pronouns are She/They like that car Christine. Definitely a girl but also definitely a killing machine.
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ummm... so THAT just happened....
February 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
ummm... so THAT just happened....
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Got fired from my job as a vet because I told a lady I was ‘hoptimistic’ about her rabbit walking again lol and also because I’m not a qualified vet.
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Got fired from my job as a vet because I told a lady I was ‘hoptimistic’ about her rabbit walking again lol and also because I’m not a qualified vet.
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A congratulations and sincere thanks to the team who worked long hours over Christmas to bring our vision of making Sam Neill look like utter dogshit to life. #SuperBowl #JurassicPark #WhenTheEdibleHits #BotoxNightWithTheWestTasmaniaPussyPosse
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 AM
A congratulations and sincere thanks to the team who worked long hours over Christmas to bring our vision of making Sam Neill look like utter dogshit to life. #SuperBowl #JurassicPark #WhenTheEdibleHits #BotoxNightWithTheWestTasmaniaPussyPosse
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"Farts, this is your cousin!"
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
"Farts, this is your cousin!"
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Reminder:
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DoesTheDogDie.com
Crowdsourced trigger warnings spoilers for movies, tv, books and more.
doesthedogdie.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Reminder:
Always check doesthedogdie.com for your trigger warnings.
Always check doesthedogdie.com for your trigger warnings.
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I'm Farts Johnson.
February 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I'm Farts Johnson.
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*stands* I am also Farts Johnson!
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 AM
*stands* I am also Farts Johnson!
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Wanna feel old? The Smashing Pumpkins song “1995” was released on this day in 1979.
February 3, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Wanna feel old? The Smashing Pumpkins song “1995” was released on this day in 1979.
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As someone who literally named herself after Janeway, what in the actual fuck?
Did they even WATCH the show? How do you miss the entire point of equality?
Did they even WATCH the show? How do you miss the entire point of equality?
This dumb fucker tried arguing that over the course of its run, more men have watched star trek than women and its catered to men specifically. Im going to scream.
February 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM
As someone who literally named herself after Janeway, what in the actual fuck?
Did they even WATCH the show? How do you miss the entire point of equality?
Did they even WATCH the show? How do you miss the entire point of equality?
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Hell yeah, I enjoyed "Reaper" a lot.
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Hell yeah, I enjoyed "Reaper" a lot.