Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
They/He
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die!
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die!
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
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Hell yes! Killer soundtrack.
Have you heard GWAR's cover of the theme?
Have you heard GWAR's cover of the theme?
GWAR - ZOMBIE (Version of Fabio Frizzi's theme)
YouTube video by BloodRedTunes
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Hell yes! Killer soundtrack.
Have you heard GWAR's cover of the theme?
Have you heard GWAR's cover of the theme?
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The movie does not deliver what the poster promises
February 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
The movie does not deliver what the poster promises
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new Bluesky tagline just dropped
imagine using all your free time to be a dipshit online
February 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
new Bluesky tagline just dropped
"Dow tops 50K for the first time" WHO GIVES A FUCK
February 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
"Dow tops 50K for the first time" WHO GIVES A FUCK
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thats the face of a guy who is smitten as a kitten 😍
February 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
thats the face of a guy who is smitten as a kitten 😍
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boy I wish I'd seen the movie pictured there instead of what squirm actually is
February 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
boy I wish I'd seen the movie pictured there instead of what squirm actually is
Share one of your favorite film Posters
February 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Share one of your favorite film Posters
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Do I have to do the batdance for your funeral too?
February 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Do I have to do the batdance for your funeral too?
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tlm1986.bandcamp.com
I have a #Bandcamp page, and my entire discography is only 50 cents, so grab that on this #BandcampFriday, if you like mostly boring ambient music and occasional tunes with real melodies in them!
I have a #Bandcamp page, and my entire discography is only 50 cents, so grab that on this #BandcampFriday, if you like mostly boring ambient music and occasional tunes with real melodies in them!
Trevor Mullis
Making music in Macon, GA. Artist Illustration by Liz McGuire (@lizzymcguire930 on the Tweetsphere) Several album covers by James Leech (@jamesdleech on the Tweetsphere)
tlm1986.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:59 PM
tlm1986.bandcamp.com
I have a #Bandcamp page, and my entire discography is only 50 cents, so grab that on this #BandcampFriday, if you like mostly boring ambient music and occasional tunes with real melodies in them!
I have a #Bandcamp page, and my entire discography is only 50 cents, so grab that on this #BandcampFriday, if you like mostly boring ambient music and occasional tunes with real melodies in them!
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Seaside Recordings, by Nina Nastasia
9 track album
ninanastasia.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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What does this make you, @fartsjohnson.bsky.social?
Art isn't the final result, it's the process that produces that final result. Also worth noting that "art" is only one letter away from "fart," because the best art results from farting around. Ergo, computers can't create art because computers can't fart.
YET.
Here's where you come in, Sharks…
YET.
Here's where you come in, Sharks…
February 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
What does this make you, @fartsjohnson.bsky.social?
BANDCAMP FRIDAY! BUY MUSIC FROM COOL PEOPLE TODAY!
It's a great day to support your favorite artists and any friends that post their work on Bandcamp! The site waives their revenue shares and the artists keep all the profit!
Please, share your music in my replies!
daily.bandcamp.com/features/ban...
It's a great day to support your favorite artists and any friends that post their work on Bandcamp! The site waives their revenue shares and the artists keep all the profit!
Please, share your music in my replies!
daily.bandcamp.com/features/ban...
Bandcamp Friday Returns This Friday, February 6
daily.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
BANDCAMP FRIDAY! BUY MUSIC FROM COOL PEOPLE TODAY!
It's a great day to support your favorite artists and any friends that post their work on Bandcamp! The site waives their revenue shares and the artists keep all the profit!
Please, share your music in my replies!
daily.bandcamp.com/features/ban...
It's a great day to support your favorite artists and any friends that post their work on Bandcamp! The site waives their revenue shares and the artists keep all the profit!
Please, share your music in my replies!
daily.bandcamp.com/features/ban...
New Profile Picture! Taken by @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social!
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
New Profile Picture! Taken by @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social!
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Good. I'm not mad, Farts. Just disappointed.
February 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Good. I'm not mad, Farts. Just disappointed.
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Yo ass can have black pepper. You can't cash that card in like that for this one.
You're gonna take this roasting and you're gonna like it lmaooo
You're gonna take this roasting and you're gonna like it lmaooo
February 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Yo ass can have black pepper. You can't cash that card in like that for this one.
You're gonna take this roasting and you're gonna like it lmaooo
You're gonna take this roasting and you're gonna like it lmaooo
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What was the recipe? Pea guacamole?
February 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
What was the recipe? Pea guacamole?
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