Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
He/They
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern
Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying
Sometimes Funny
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Be Kind to Each Other
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern
Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying
Sometimes Funny
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Be Kind to Each Other
Pinned
THE STORY OF FARTS JOHNSON,
AND
A FALL AT A PARTY
AND
A FALL AT A PARTY
Farts in the sun
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Farts in the sun
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Foetus does a good rendition, too.
Halloween / Turbulence, by Foetus
from the album Soak
jgthirlwell.bandcamp.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Foetus does a good rendition, too.
open.spotify.com/track/7CrPrV...
I really enjoy how genuinely Monstrous the music in this movie sounds sometimes.
I really enjoy how genuinely Monstrous the music in this movie sounds sometimes.
Michael Kills Again
open.spotify.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
open.spotify.com/track/7CrPrV...
I really enjoy how genuinely Monstrous the music in this movie sounds sometimes.
I really enjoy how genuinely Monstrous the music in this movie sounds sometimes.
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It really is bonkers how good the Halloween theme is. It’s like you were this amazing architect and were building this really nice church. And then you saw that the ceiling seemed a bit bare so you decided to paint the Sistine chapel.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It really is bonkers how good the Halloween theme is. It’s like you were this amazing architect and were building this really nice church. And then you saw that the ceiling seemed a bit bare so you decided to paint the Sistine chapel.
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A Simple Plan...a simply fun time at the movies!
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
A Simple Plan...a simply fun time at the movies!
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Real movies for real cinephiles.
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Real movies for real cinephiles.
awwwww yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
![ARRIVING WEDNESDAY:
NIGHT OF THE CREEPS 4K
A SIMPLE PLAN [LIMITED EDITION] 4K
GATTACA 4K](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:iyuptsbuindsahfgtseicmsf/bafkreigxskg2okbs5ltnioyhxrcukb7utr4aqg3v5g4qhms7czigngfpr4@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
awwwww yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
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Ir's okay I guess
youtu.be/DAbDvqPFXvQ?...
youtu.be/DAbDvqPFXvQ?...
John Carpenter's Halloween by Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Sacred Bones Records
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Ir's okay I guess
youtu.be/DAbDvqPFXvQ?...
youtu.be/DAbDvqPFXvQ?...
Hair is somehow brushed even less than usual
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hair is somehow brushed even less than usual
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hes going to be beautiful
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
hes going to be beautiful
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Her: do you like The Beatles?
Me: Ellen or Rigby is my favorite song
Me: Ellen or Rigby is my favorite song
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Her: do you like The Beatles?
Me: Ellen or Rigby is my favorite song
Me: Ellen or Rigby is my favorite song
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yes.
and im the father
and im the father
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
yes.
and im the father
and im the father
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A terrifying glimpse into my near-future
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
A terrifying glimpse into my near-future
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Farts Johnson
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Farts Johnson
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I'm Listening...
Manic pixie dream adult woman
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm Listening...
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I'm a horrible combo of Group Chats, Identity Crisis, and Tragic Backstory, for sure.
NEW AO3 CANONICAL TAGS!!!! tag yourself i’m identity crisis
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I'm a horrible combo of Group Chats, Identity Crisis, and Tragic Backstory, for sure.
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oh i love ERASERHEAD
Northumbrian coal miner eating his evening meal, 1937, photo by Bill Brandt (1904-83).
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
oh i love ERASERHEAD
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there goes afterglow. always thinking about banging
AND THEN THE BANG
DONT FORGET THE BANG
DONT FORGET THE BANG
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
there goes afterglow. always thinking about banging
I keep craving pickle sandwiches. Am I pregnant??
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I keep craving pickle sandwiches. Am I pregnant??
When I say, "You don't even know" please remember I pronounce it "You'on't even KNOW."
Somehow combining "You" and "Don't" into a cursed double contraction that only people from the Deep South could Conjure into the world.
Somehow combining "You" and "Don't" into a cursed double contraction that only people from the Deep South could Conjure into the world.
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
When I say, "You don't even know" please remember I pronounce it "You'on't even KNOW."
Somehow combining "You" and "Don't" into a cursed double contraction that only people from the Deep South could Conjure into the world.
Somehow combining "You" and "Don't" into a cursed double contraction that only people from the Deep South could Conjure into the world.
Hell yeah
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Hell yeah
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This is the correct take, and the reason for my #1 priority when I finally made it out to Disney World.
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This is the correct take, and the reason for my #1 priority when I finally made it out to Disney World.
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finally, my youngest nephew has discovered the best Disney movie
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
finally, my youngest nephew has discovered the best Disney movie