Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
He/They
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern
Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying
Sometimes Funny
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Be Kind to Each Other
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern
Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying
Sometimes Funny
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Be Kind to Each Other
Pinned
THE STORY OF FARTS JOHNSON,
AND
A FALL AT A PARTY
AND
A FALL AT A PARTY
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Farts Johnson
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Farts Johnson
I think it's only fair to say I know more about Garfield, the cat, than Jim Davis does, at this point.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I think it's only fair to say I know more about Garfield, the cat, than Jim Davis does, at this point.
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By the way, at the library last week I learned something: my cat Aurora used to be canonically fatter than Garfield.
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
By the way, at the library last week I learned something: my cat Aurora used to be canonically fatter than Garfield.
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“Look, I consider myself an omnivore in every sense of the word.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“Look, I consider myself an omnivore in every sense of the word.”
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[to the tune of "Fox on the Run" by Sweet] Faaarts in the sun
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
[to the tune of "Fox on the Run" by Sweet] Faaarts in the sun
And there's one now!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
And there's one now!!
eating some tuna. let's see how long it takes for my friends, The Idiot Cat Brothers, to arrive and investigate.
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
eating some tuna. let's see how long it takes for my friends, The Idiot Cat Brothers, to arrive and investigate.
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the four seasons
Spring
Summer
Fall
Dry Skin
Spring
Summer
Fall
Dry Skin
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
the four seasons
Spring
Summer
Fall
Dry Skin
Spring
Summer
Fall
Dry Skin
Farts in the sun
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Farts in the sun
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Foetus does a good rendition, too.
Halloween / Turbulence, by Foetus
from the album Soak
jgthirlwell.bandcamp.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Foetus does a good rendition, too.
open.spotify.com/track/7CrPrV...
I really enjoy how genuinely Monstrous the music in this movie sounds sometimes.
I really enjoy how genuinely Monstrous the music in this movie sounds sometimes.
Michael Kills Again
open.spotify.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
open.spotify.com/track/7CrPrV...
I really enjoy how genuinely Monstrous the music in this movie sounds sometimes.
I really enjoy how genuinely Monstrous the music in this movie sounds sometimes.
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It really is bonkers how good the Halloween theme is. It’s like you were this amazing architect and were building this really nice church. And then you saw that the ceiling seemed a bit bare so you decided to paint the Sistine chapel.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It really is bonkers how good the Halloween theme is. It’s like you were this amazing architect and were building this really nice church. And then you saw that the ceiling seemed a bit bare so you decided to paint the Sistine chapel.
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A Simple Plan...a simply fun time at the movies!
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
A Simple Plan...a simply fun time at the movies!
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Real movies for real cinephiles.
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Real movies for real cinephiles.
awwwww yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
![ARRIVING WEDNESDAY:
NIGHT OF THE CREEPS 4K
A SIMPLE PLAN [LIMITED EDITION] 4K
GATTACA 4K](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:iyuptsbuindsahfgtseicmsf/bafkreigxskg2okbs5ltnioyhxrcukb7utr4aqg3v5g4qhms7czigngfpr4@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
awwwww yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
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Ir's okay I guess
youtu.be/DAbDvqPFXvQ?...
youtu.be/DAbDvqPFXvQ?...
John Carpenter's Halloween by Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Sacred Bones Records
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Ir's okay I guess
youtu.be/DAbDvqPFXvQ?...
youtu.be/DAbDvqPFXvQ?...
Hair is somehow brushed even less than usual
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hair is somehow brushed even less than usual
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hes going to be beautiful
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
hes going to be beautiful
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Her: do you like The Beatles?
Me: Ellen or Rigby is my favorite song
Me: Ellen or Rigby is my favorite song
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Her: do you like The Beatles?
Me: Ellen or Rigby is my favorite song
Me: Ellen or Rigby is my favorite song
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yes.
and im the father
and im the father
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
yes.
and im the father
and im the father
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A terrifying glimpse into my near-future
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
A terrifying glimpse into my near-future
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I'm Listening...
Manic pixie dream adult woman
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm Listening...
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I'm a horrible combo of Group Chats, Identity Crisis, and Tragic Backstory, for sure.
NEW AO3 CANONICAL TAGS!!!! tag yourself i’m identity crisis
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I'm a horrible combo of Group Chats, Identity Crisis, and Tragic Backstory, for sure.
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oh i love ERASERHEAD
Northumbrian coal miner eating his evening meal, 1937, photo by Bill Brandt (1904-83).
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
oh i love ERASERHEAD