Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
They/He
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
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Loot that drops after defeating me:
🖖 Blu-Rays
🖖 Dogs
🖖 Blu-Rays and Dogs
🖖 Clip-On Sunglasses
🖖 Probably something TRON-related
🖖 Somehow the entirety of "Twin Peaks"
🖖 5 Copies of ARMY OF DARKNESS in various formats
🖖 Blu-Rays
🖖 Dogs
🖖 Blu-Rays and Dogs
🖖 Clip-On Sunglasses
🖖 Probably something TRON-related
🖖 Somehow the entirety of "Twin Peaks"
🖖 5 Copies of ARMY OF DARKNESS in various formats
Loot that drops after defeating me:
💀 Lip balm
💀 A claw clip
💀 Eternal Blue by Spiritbox
💀 Strangely specific earrings
💀 Strawberry vanilla Olipop
💀 Incense
💀 Tarot cards
💀 Lip balm
💀 A claw clip
💀 Eternal Blue by Spiritbox
💀 Strangely specific earrings
💀 Strawberry vanilla Olipop
💀 Incense
💀 Tarot cards
loot that drops after defeating me:
🖤 vanilla ice cream chapstick
🖤 cherry baby perfume
🖤 cherry vanilla pepsi
🖤 a milky way midnight
🖤 miscellaneous hair clips
🖤 236 xp
🖤 vanilla ice cream chapstick
🖤 cherry baby perfume
🖤 cherry vanilla pepsi
🖤 a milky way midnight
🖤 miscellaneous hair clips
🖤 236 xp
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
🖖 Blu-Rays
🖖 Dogs
🖖 Blu-Rays and Dogs
🖖 Clip-On Sunglasses
🖖 Probably something TRON-related
🖖 Somehow the entirety of "Twin Peaks"
🖖 5 Copies of ARMY OF DARKNESS in various formats
🖖 Blu-Rays
🖖 Dogs
🖖 Blu-Rays and Dogs
🖖 Clip-On Sunglasses
🖖 Probably something TRON-related
🖖 Somehow the entirety of "Twin Peaks"
🖖 5 Copies of ARMY OF DARKNESS in various formats
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Jason Bateman recently assured Charli XCX that she ‘might find somebody’ who would change her mind about motherhood. Why are we still refusing to believe that women might know their own minds when it comes to procreating, asks Helen Coffey www.independent.co.uk/voices/jason...
Men! Stop telling women who don’t want kids that they ‘haven’t found the right guy’
Jason Bateman recently assured Charli XCX that she ‘might find somebody’ who would change her mind about motherhood. Why are we still refusing to believe that women might know their own minds when it ...
www.independent.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Jason Bateman recently assured Charli XCX that she ‘might find somebody’ who would change her mind about motherhood. Why are we still refusing to believe that women might know their own minds when it comes to procreating, asks Helen Coffey www.independent.co.uk/voices/jason...
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Hopefully you wear as cool of pants at that age too 😎
February 4, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Hopefully you wear as cool of pants at that age too 😎
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Hey, y'all, "Midnight City" by M83 turns 15 this year, in case you wanted to feel like you'd drank from the wrong grail.
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Hey, y'all, "Midnight City" by M83 turns 15 this year, in case you wanted to feel like you'd drank from the wrong grail.
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An unexpected hazard of being new to baking bread is not accidentally gushing about my new “loads”
February 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
An unexpected hazard of being new to baking bread is not accidentally gushing about my new “loads”
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She wrote a long letter
On a short piece of paper
On a short piece of paper
February 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
She wrote a long letter
On a short piece of paper
On a short piece of paper
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I feel like Elderly Colin Baker is a glimpse into what i'm gonna look like at that age
August 30, 2024 at 9:05 AM
I feel like Elderly Colin Baker is a glimpse into what i'm gonna look like at that age
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Stripey cat, 500 pounds.
He's got eyes he's a tiger.
There they are on the front of his face.
He can see with his eyes, yes he can.
It’s cos
He is a tiger.
He's got tigery eyes.
He's got eyes on his face, cos he's a tiger.
He's got eyes he's a tiger.
There they are on the front of his face.
He can see with his eyes, yes he can.
It’s cos
He is a tiger.
He's got tigery eyes.
He's got eyes on his face, cos he's a tiger.
a man wearing a rocky hat stands in a boxing ring with other men
ALT: a man wearing a rocky hat stands in a boxing ring with other men
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Stripey cat, 500 pounds.
He's got eyes he's a tiger.
There they are on the front of his face.
He can see with his eyes, yes he can.
It’s cos
He is a tiger.
He's got tigery eyes.
He's got eyes on his face, cos he's a tiger.
He's got eyes he's a tiger.
There they are on the front of his face.
He can see with his eyes, yes he can.
It’s cos
He is a tiger.
He's got tigery eyes.
He's got eyes on his face, cos he's a tiger.
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I should be curled up like this like WTF I was not built for admin
February 4, 2026 at 11:27 AM
I should be curled up like this like WTF I was not built for admin
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I got my baby girl 6 months ago and this side by side made me tear up at my desk.
February 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I got my baby girl 6 months ago and this side by side made me tear up at my desk.
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Oh my god all of y'all are rubbing off on me what even
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Oh my god all of y'all are rubbing off on me what even
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OOOOO
TALES OF DARING DO BAD AND GOOD FART TALES
TALES OF DARING DO BAD AND GOOD FART TALES
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
OOOOO
TALES OF DARING DO BAD AND GOOD FART TALES
TALES OF DARING DO BAD AND GOOD FART TALES
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or rewrite history
February 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
or rewrite history
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what I wouldn’t give for Redneck Unsolved Mysteries With Farts Johnson
February 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
what I wouldn’t give for Redneck Unsolved Mysteries With Farts Johnson
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HI HONEY 👋🏾
February 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
HI HONEY 👋🏾
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Imagining what decisions I could make to have my life end up at a place where I said this sincerely
February 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Imagining what decisions I could make to have my life end up at a place where I said this sincerely
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I'd tune in for that.
February 4, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I'd tune in for that.
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