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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
They/He
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats

Fix Your Hearts or Die!

For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"

everyone nods and mumbles in agreement

the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"

in this seven-film pitch, I will
tidal.com/playlist/c49...

Daft Punk's complete score for TRON: LEGACY, in film order, in playlist form on TIDAL. In case you're wondering what I'm up to on a Friday Night.

I'm so cool.
TRON: Legacy (In Film Order)
Playlist - TRON: Legacy (In Film Order) - 31 items
tidal.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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It's been 15 years since the viral exchange between the mayor of Detroit and a "random dude in Massachussets" which ultimately led to this 11-foot tall bronze RoboCop statue that finally debuted two months ago!
February 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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It’s #BandcampFriday and I’d love it if you checked out my album! Based on some of the responses I’ve gotten it’s for fans of: Fountains of Wayne, Nick Lowe, Jeff Rosenstock, Ween, Cheap Trick and Colleen Green.
My first album is a collection of homemade power pop tunes I’ve been making by for the past few years. I hope you enjoy it.
A Painting You Can't Afford To See, by Cheer Captain
14 track album
cheercaptain.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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She’s just like me for real
February 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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I love that this scene and the Swedish Chef operate by the same principles
do you think patrick stewart and the guy whose hands were playing the flute in that tng episode ever explored each others bodies
February 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
February 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Fat Dog For Mid-Terms
On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was
February 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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*hits the depression bong*

i'm craving a sandwich that no longer exists
February 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
tidal.com/track/352879...

The Dream Academy is one of those bands I wish had hit bigger. Everyone knows "Life in a Northern Town" and that song from PLANE, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES, but they had a lot of good shit. David Gilmour produced and played on a lot of their stuff too, including this song.
The Dream Academy - Twelve-Eight Angel
Listen to Twelve-Eight Angel on TIDAL
tidal.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Hell yes! Killer soundtrack.
Have you heard GWAR's cover of the theme?
GWAR - ZOMBIE (Version of Fabio Frizzi's theme)
YouTube video by BloodRedTunes
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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The movie does not deliver what the poster promises
February 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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new Bluesky tagline just dropped
imagine using all your free time to be a dipshit online
February 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
"Dow tops 50K for the first time" WHO GIVES A FUCK
February 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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thats the face of a guy who is smitten as a kitten 😍
February 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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boy I wish I'd seen the movie pictured there instead of what squirm actually is
February 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Share one of your favorite film Posters
February 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Do I have to do the batdance for your funeral too?
February 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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tlm1986.bandcamp.com

I have a #Bandcamp page, and my entire discography is only 50 cents, so grab that on this #BandcampFriday, if you like mostly boring ambient music and occasional tunes with real melodies in them!
Trevor Mullis
Making music in Macon, GA. Artist Illustration by Liz McGuire (@lizzymcguire930 on the Tweetsphere) Several album covers by James Leech (@jamesdleech on the Tweetsphere)
tlm1986.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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I bought a few things. I’m excited for this one.

ninanastasia.bandcamp.com/album/seasid...
Seaside Recordings, by Nina Nastasia
9 track album
ninanastasia.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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What does this make you, @fartsjohnson.bsky.social?
Art isn't the final result, it's the process that produces that final result. Also worth noting that "art" is only one letter away from "fart," because the best art results from farting around. Ergo, computers can't create art because computers can't fart.

YET.

Here's where you come in, Sharks…
February 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
BANDCAMP FRIDAY! BUY MUSIC FROM COOL PEOPLE TODAY!
It's a great day to support your favorite artists and any friends that post their work on Bandcamp! The site waives their revenue shares and the artists keep all the profit!

Please, share your music in my replies!
daily.bandcamp.com/features/ban...
Bandcamp Friday Returns This Friday, February 6
daily.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM