Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
They/He
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
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My somewhat controversial ranking:
1. Evil Dead Rise
2. Evil Dead 2013
3. The Evil Dead
4. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
5. Army of Darkness
(not watched the Ash Vs. Evil Dead series yet)
1. Evil Dead Rise
2. Evil Dead 2013
3. The Evil Dead
4. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
5. Army of Darkness
(not watched the Ash Vs. Evil Dead series yet)
February 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
My somewhat controversial ranking:
1. Evil Dead Rise
2. Evil Dead 2013
3. The Evil Dead
4. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
5. Army of Darkness
(not watched the Ash Vs. Evil Dead series yet)
1. Evil Dead Rise
2. Evil Dead 2013
3. The Evil Dead
4. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
5. Army of Darkness
(not watched the Ash Vs. Evil Dead series yet)
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Evil Dead II is lowkey Best Picture material. heh heh
But the Oscars are cowards. heh heh heeeeeeeeh
But the Oscars are cowards. heh heh heeeeeeeeh
February 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Evil Dead II is lowkey Best Picture material. heh heh
But the Oscars are cowards. heh heh heeeeeeeeh
But the Oscars are cowards. heh heh heeeeeeeeh
EVIL DEAD FILM RANKINGS
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
("Ash vs. Evil Dead")
The Evil Dead/Evil Dead Rises (tied for very different reasons)
Evil Dead '13
Within The Woods
But honestly, there ain't been a bad one yet.
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
("Ash vs. Evil Dead")
The Evil Dead/Evil Dead Rises (tied for very different reasons)
Evil Dead '13
Within The Woods
But honestly, there ain't been a bad one yet.
February 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
EVIL DEAD FILM RANKINGS
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
("Ash vs. Evil Dead")
The Evil Dead/Evil Dead Rises (tied for very different reasons)
Evil Dead '13
Within The Woods
But honestly, there ain't been a bad one yet.
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
("Ash vs. Evil Dead")
The Evil Dead/Evil Dead Rises (tied for very different reasons)
Evil Dead '13
Within The Woods
But honestly, there ain't been a bad one yet.
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He'll get a hold on you, believe it
I wonder if Phil Collins would hug me.
February 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
He'll get a hold on you, believe it
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i'm not crowing that jk rowling appears in the epstien files because i don't like her transphobia
I'm crowing it because transphobia, as confirmed in the epstien files, is an indicator and tool of child abuse
I'm crowing it because transphobia, as confirmed in the epstien files, is an indicator and tool of child abuse
February 3, 2026 at 3:48 PM
i'm not crowing that jk rowling appears in the epstien files because i don't like her transphobia
I'm crowing it because transphobia, as confirmed in the epstien files, is an indicator and tool of child abuse
I'm crowing it because transphobia, as confirmed in the epstien files, is an indicator and tool of child abuse
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Like look at this guy! Old Sam Neill doesn’t need to be de-aged, young Sam Neill needs to be made older and have a pig
February 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Like look at this guy! Old Sam Neill doesn’t need to be de-aged, young Sam Neill needs to be made older and have a pig
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These two people objectively look hot in their old age and they still did this to them
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 4:12 AM
These two people objectively look hot in their old age and they still did this to them
*if my diet would permit it
which it won't, sadly.
which it won't, sadly.
I would absolutely eat a deep fried Graboid.
February 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
*if my diet would permit it
which it won't, sadly.
which it won't, sadly.
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I would absolutely eat a deep fried Graboid.
June 7, 2024 at 8:48 AM
I would absolutely eat a deep fried Graboid.
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Coopmaxxing
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Coopmaxxing
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I don’t know he seems to have an invisible touch
I wonder if Phil Collins would hug me.
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I don’t know he seems to have an invisible touch
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probably not unfortch
February 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
probably not unfortch
I wonder if Phil Collins would hug me.
February 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I wonder if Phil Collins would hug me.
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You know it’s a good movie when you start yelling “Oh my god bro what are you doing” and yet you keep watching
February 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
You know it’s a good movie when you start yelling “Oh my god bro what are you doing” and yet you keep watching
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If I were Neil Gaiman I would simply not have resurfaced at a time when a cabal of pedophiles is foremost in the public consciousness
Also I would hurl myself into the sea
Also I would hurl myself into the sea
February 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
If I were Neil Gaiman I would simply not have resurfaced at a time when a cabal of pedophiles is foremost in the public consciousness
Also I would hurl myself into the sea
Also I would hurl myself into the sea
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I chose a couple of scouts! They're all so sweet and have some pretty neat goals! Support a trans scout today and get some tasty snacks, too.
Last night, my dad bought more than $100 worth of Girl Scout Cookies from trans scouts and had them shipped the offices of conservative lawmakers.
I honestly didn't know he had that kind of pettiness in him, but I love it.
If you want to buy cookies from trans scouts:
I honestly didn't know he had that kind of pettiness in him, but I love it.
If you want to buy cookies from trans scouts:
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I chose a couple of scouts! They're all so sweet and have some pretty neat goals! Support a trans scout today and get some tasty snacks, too.
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Earth shattering news
February 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Earth shattering news
oh SHIT
LUNATICS: A LOVE STORY is on Tubi now. Y'all check that out. It's a super weird romantic comedy thing starring Ted Raimi. I think it's the only thing he's ever been in where he's the straight-up Main Character.
LUNATICS: A LOVE STORY is on Tubi now. Y'all check that out. It's a super weird romantic comedy thing starring Ted Raimi. I think it's the only thing he's ever been in where he's the straight-up Main Character.
February 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
oh SHIT
LUNATICS: A LOVE STORY is on Tubi now. Y'all check that out. It's a super weird romantic comedy thing starring Ted Raimi. I think it's the only thing he's ever been in where he's the straight-up Main Character.
LUNATICS: A LOVE STORY is on Tubi now. Y'all check that out. It's a super weird romantic comedy thing starring Ted Raimi. I think it's the only thing he's ever been in where he's the straight-up Main Character.
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Fuck you & the Earth you rode in on!
February 3, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Fuck you & the Earth you rode in on!
I do this every day.
February 3, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I do this every day.
The cats just burst into the library, yowled at me for a minute, and when I tried to pet one of them, ran back out into the front hall and knocked over a globe.
Cat Fun.
Cat Fun.
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
The cats just burst into the library, yowled at me for a minute, and when I tried to pet one of them, ran back out into the front hall and knocked over a globe.
Cat Fun.
Cat Fun.
11 pills and 1.5 liters of iced black coffee.
Breakfast of Champions
Breakfast of Champions
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
11 pills and 1.5 liters of iced black coffee.
Breakfast of Champions
Breakfast of Champions