Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
They/He
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
This must be Thursday.
I could never get the hang of Thursdays.
I could never get the hang of Thursdays.
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
This must be Thursday.
I could never get the hang of Thursdays.
I could never get the hang of Thursdays.
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tidal.com/track/269099/u
"We really like to run in packs, and I like that
When we hunt, we all function with one mind
Our collective predications are as sharp as the
Razor in my pocket, and as dull as the ice
Melting slowly in my glass"
"We really like to run in packs, and I like that
When we hunt, we all function with one mind
Our collective predications are as sharp as the
Razor in my pocket, and as dull as the ice
Melting slowly in my glass"
Oingo Boingo - Pedestrian Wolves
Listen to Pedestrian Wolves on TIDAL
tidal.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
tidal.com/track/269099/u
"We really like to run in packs, and I like that
When we hunt, we all function with one mind
Our collective predications are as sharp as the
Razor in my pocket, and as dull as the ice
Melting slowly in my glass"
"We really like to run in packs, and I like that
When we hunt, we all function with one mind
Our collective predications are as sharp as the
Razor in my pocket, and as dull as the ice
Melting slowly in my glass"
Found my new Jam right here, y'all.
Probably mine too, but I like the CRJ one that’s first in this playlist too youtube.com/playlist?lis...
mashups - YouTube
youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Found my new Jam right here, y'all.
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Probably mine too, but I like the CRJ one that’s first in this playlist too youtube.com/playlist?lis...
mashups - YouTube
youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Probably mine too, but I like the CRJ one that’s first in this playlist too youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Taylor Swift vs. Nine Inch Nails - Shake It Off (The Perfect Drug)
YouTube video by Isosine
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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At least you're both hot because wtf is this abomination?
February 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
At least you're both hot because wtf is this abomination?
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maybe not by *your* standards. how about this youtu.be/KGlYQ5SoeKE?...
and I submitted a FOIA request to get your name, deal with it
and I submitted a FOIA request to get your name, deal with it
bohemian WAPsody (full version)
YouTube video by William Maranci Mashups
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 PM
maybe not by *your* standards. how about this youtu.be/KGlYQ5SoeKE?...
and I submitted a FOIA request to get your name, deal with it
and I submitted a FOIA request to get your name, deal with it
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Southern branch of the McPoyle clan.
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Southern branch of the McPoyle clan.
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The names here are the Swedish equivalent of that Japanese developed NES baseball game with made up American names like Bobson Dugnutt and Mike Truk.
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 PM
The names here are the Swedish equivalent of that Japanese developed NES baseball game with made up American names like Bobson Dugnutt and Mike Truk.
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I will save this for my alone time later on…
February 5, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I will save this for my alone time later on…
Ah, one of my family reunions
February 5, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Ah, one of my family reunions
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It sounds like the music from a secret bonus level in a sonic game where all the developers have given up.
February 5, 2026 at 1:45 PM
It sounds like the music from a secret bonus level in a sonic game where all the developers have given up.
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WAIT THIS IS THE ORIGINAL???
WHAT IS HAPPENING???
WHAT IS HAPPENING???
February 5, 2026 at 1:45 PM
WAIT THIS IS THE ORIGINAL???
WHAT IS HAPPENING???
WHAT IS HAPPENING???
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OH NO NO NO THIS IS A CLASS-
WHY THE FUCK IS HOUSE REMIX OH MY GOD
WHY THE FUCK IS HOUSE REMIX OH MY GOD
February 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
OH NO NO NO THIS IS A CLASS-
WHY THE FUCK IS HOUSE REMIX OH MY GOD
WHY THE FUCK IS HOUSE REMIX OH MY GOD
February 5, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Eating a banana for breakfast. A Terrible, Healthy, Banana.
February 5, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Eating a banana for breakfast. A Terrible, Healthy, Banana.
I'm probably listening to very irritating music, as is my wont.
February 5, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I'm probably listening to very irritating music, as is my wont.
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Farts Johnson, what have you done?
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Farts Johnson, what have you done?
oh god what now
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 AM
oh god what now
Imagine David Lynch's ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES.
Pick a known film you wish you could see what David Lynch would've done with the material, whether you like the finished film or not.
For instance, he was the first choice to make "Red Dragon" and "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" and while I ♥️ those films--I would be delighted to see his versions.
For instance, he was the first choice to make "Red Dragon" and "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" and while I ♥️ those films--I would be delighted to see his versions.
February 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Imagine David Lynch's ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES.