Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
They/He
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die!
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die!
For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
Pinned
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
everyone nods and mumbles in agreement
the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"
in this seven-film pitch, I will
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comfortably numb is a temporary state, the moment of relief, side four is the price you pay for quitting on the rest of humanity
February 7, 2026 at 2:51 PM
comfortably numb is a temporary state, the moment of relief, side four is the price you pay for quitting on the rest of humanity
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Posts made 10 minutes before buying DOUG
February 7, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Posts made 10 minutes before buying DOUG
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One thing I really like about the structure of THE WALL is that, really, side 3 is the end of the 'story,' and side 4 is just Falling Apart & Going To Hell. "Comfortably Numb" is absolutely the Climax. Then it goes on for another 24 minutes and says "Fuck You, We're Gonna Die Terrible" in music form
February 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
One thing I really like about the structure of THE WALL is that, really, side 3 is the end of the 'story,' and side 4 is just Falling Apart & Going To Hell. "Comfortably Numb" is absolutely the Climax. Then it goes on for another 24 minutes and says "Fuck You, We're Gonna Die Terrible" in music form
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if i found out i was a clone or robot with implanted memories or something, i'd probably just go "OK and?" then get back to whatever it is i do in my spare time. u know, dancing with dogs, putting cuss words in the funny pasta cat's thought bubbles, pondering my endless existential dread, the usual.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
if i found out i was a clone or robot with implanted memories or something, i'd probably just go "OK and?" then get back to whatever it is i do in my spare time. u know, dancing with dogs, putting cuss words in the funny pasta cat's thought bubbles, pondering my endless existential dread, the usual.
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Meh. At least you're happy and dancing. I only hope the robot is taller and looks cooler than this.
February 7, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Meh. At least you're happy and dancing. I only hope the robot is taller and looks cooler than this.
Fuck you, FanFlix, I ain't buying fucking "Doug." Who do you think I fucking am?
February 7, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Fuck you, FanFlix, I ain't buying fucking "Doug." Who do you think I fucking am?
Back on Side 3 of THE WALL and feeling all the feelings and ruminating to myself.
People always say "Vera" is a filler song on THE WALL, but in my view, it's the song that most blatantly puts the mission statement on the table especially when combined with the following song, "Bring the Boys Back Home"
Then comes "Comfortably Numb"
Side 3 of THE WALL has a whole fuckin lot to say
Then comes "Comfortably Numb"
Side 3 of THE WALL has a whole fuckin lot to say
February 7, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Back on Side 3 of THE WALL and feeling all the feelings and ruminating to myself.
Hope you're ready for this kind of nonsense all the time, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Hope you're ready for this kind of nonsense all the time, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social
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aww look at these BFFs, they surely won't lead to murders and mayhem all over the globe, possibly in turn causing Time Itself to implode, just by each of them thinking they could overpower a Force of Evil Beyond Human Comprehension.
#twinpeaks
#twinpeaks
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
aww look at these BFFs, they surely won't lead to murders and mayhem all over the globe, possibly in turn causing Time Itself to implode, just by each of them thinking they could overpower a Force of Evil Beyond Human Comprehension.
#twinpeaks
#twinpeaks
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Look at this sleepy guy.
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Look at this sleepy guy.
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Gonna continue this train and talk about another black creator that means a lot to me.
Dwayne McDuffie.
One of the founders of Milestone comics which was the first comic book universe that featured black and POC characters and of course Static Shock.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_...
Dwayne McDuffie.
One of the founders of Milestone comics which was the first comic book universe that featured black and POC characters and of course Static Shock.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_...
February 7, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Gonna continue this train and talk about another black creator that means a lot to me.
Dwayne McDuffie.
One of the founders of Milestone comics which was the first comic book universe that featured black and POC characters and of course Static Shock.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_...
Dwayne McDuffie.
One of the founders of Milestone comics which was the first comic book universe that featured black and POC characters and of course Static Shock.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_...
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I just want my generation to have the chance to grow old.
February 7, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I just want my generation to have the chance to grow old.
13 years ago today
February 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
13 years ago today
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hey. violent threats are one thing, but this is too far
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
hey. violent threats are one thing, but this is too far
I'd like to thank @moonshinemaude.bsky.social for reminding me to get back to my research.
February 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I'd like to thank @moonshinemaude.bsky.social for reminding me to get back to my research.
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another very interesting possible member of the Three Tramps makes an appearance in Mark Frost's The Secret History of Twin Peaks twinpeaks.fandom.com/wiki/Fred_Cr...
Client Challenge
twinpeaks.fandom.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:07 PM
another very interesting possible member of the Three Tramps makes an appearance in Mark Frost's The Secret History of Twin Peaks twinpeaks.fandom.com/wiki/Fred_Cr...
I would read this 51,273 word essay.
David Lynch was a spiritual brother to Chuck Tingle because both want to prove love is real
February 7, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I would read this 51,273 word essay.
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David Lynch was a spiritual brother to Chuck Tingle because both want to prove love is real
February 7, 2026 at 2:05 PM
David Lynch was a spiritual brother to Chuck Tingle because both want to prove love is real
Back when I was a teenager, I could write like a 200 page screenplay in 3-4 days.
Now, I feel pretty good if I type "Garfield is an obese pasta tabby" and get 5 likes on social media.
I just keep improving with age, babies.
Now, I feel pretty good if I type "Garfield is an obese pasta tabby" and get 5 likes on social media.
I just keep improving with age, babies.
February 7, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Back when I was a teenager, I could write like a 200 page screenplay in 3-4 days.
Now, I feel pretty good if I type "Garfield is an obese pasta tabby" and get 5 likes on social media.
I just keep improving with age, babies.
Now, I feel pretty good if I type "Garfield is an obese pasta tabby" and get 5 likes on social media.
I just keep improving with age, babies.
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I’ll clean your blood off my goody-two-shoes with one of your Cure t-shirts
February 7, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I’ll clean your blood off my goody-two-shoes with one of your Cure t-shirts