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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson

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Most things I say are jokes I'm Farts Johnson Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek/MASH/Dr Who/Community Pink Floyd/Prince/Rush/The Cure/Funkadelic/Gorillaz TRON/MST3K/Garfield Dogs/Cats Southern as Fuck I'm 39

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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · Feb 2

bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"

everyone nods and mumbles in agreement

the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"

in this seven-film pitch, I will

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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 2h

there he is. there's my big boy

Bob Eggleton @bobeggleton.bsky.social · Jun 11

GODZILLA 1955, 70th Anniv. Seen in GODZILLA RAIDS AGAIN and the truncated GIGANTIS THE FIRE MONSTER(1959) Oils, 12 x 16.

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Bob Eggleton @bobeggleton.bsky.social · Jun 11

GODZILLA 1955, 70th Anniv. Seen in GODZILLA RAIDS AGAIN and the truncated GIGANTIS THE FIRE MONSTER(1959) Oils, 12 x 16.

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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 3h

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdPT...

Pink Floyd - Sorrow (PULSE Restored & Re-Edited)

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 3h

i am not saying the world has gone completely bonkers but
the world has gone absolutely completely bonkers

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 2d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 7h

Fuck Bill Burr and fuck Conan for having Burr on his podcast to 'defend' himself (bitch about people who are rightfully calling him out)

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Tom Peyer @tompeyer.bsky.social · 2d

Fifth anniversary of this masterpiece

Heathcliff cartoon, 10/6/2020. Two mice observe that Heathcliff is dressed as the John Astin Riddler.

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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · Apr 16

This is a painting of my terrible Great-Grandfather. I remember the last time I posted it, someone pointed out that he looks like a Time-Travelling Trent Reznor, and I can never unsee that.