🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹
@benderdict.bsky.social
Venture Socialist
Blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education
Blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education
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This, but it's "The Mama's and the Papa's" and Michelle Phillips is eating a banana in protest.
imagine being a male groupie for hüsker dü, and grant hart and bob mould are fighting each other for the chance to fuck you, and greg norton is in the corner, watching, mustachedly,
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
This, but it's "The Mama's and the Papa's" and Michelle Phillips is eating a banana in protest.
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You'll have to kill it.
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
You'll have to kill it.
How i sit at wing stop waiting on the online order I placed an hour ago for a timed pick up
Seated Man with a Beard
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13954
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13954
December 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
How i sit at wing stop waiting on the online order I placed an hour ago for a timed pick up
Me rn
December 9, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Me rn
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finalmente um gato laranja sendo sacaneado
December 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
finalmente um gato laranja sendo sacaneado
Free office coffee ain't worth the price
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Free office coffee ain't worth the price
Ordering this for the '96 Tercel
The Custom Oregon Plate BENZ was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #BENZ
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Ordering this for the '96 Tercel
Just unfollowed some idiot so who want me
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Just unfollowed some idiot so who want me
What are things Jordan Peterson says?
I'll take "Potent Potables" for $400, Ken.
I'll take "Potent Potables" for $400, Ken.
Canadian women who date maverique men expose them to Canadian culture and psychology.
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
What are things Jordan Peterson says?
I'll take "Potent Potables" for $400, Ken.
I'll take "Potent Potables" for $400, Ken.
Bad back, good top
reverse cowgirl while i lie on the heating pad
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Bad back, good top
Now listening:
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Now listening:
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I smoked a doob and now I'm dead and posting as a ghost ooooOoooOo
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I smoked a doob and now I'm dead and posting as a ghost ooooOoooOo
It's because public comments are turned off
Came here expecting a slew of nit picky 'well akshually' posts about sauropods not being around for this and there are zero ... and I'm oddly disappointed.
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It's because public comments are turned off
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Absolute banger of a sick day
December 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Absolute banger of a sick day
Dr's office playing Christmas music and Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" is in the mix. Not sure how I feel about that.
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Dr's office playing Christmas music and Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" is in the mix. Not sure how I feel about that.
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BREAKING NEWS: President says Bigfoot is woke
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
BREAKING NEWS: President says Bigfoot is woke
Gotta remember to switch from summer air to winter air
As your tires get warmer, the air expands again. Don't overfill.
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Gotta remember to switch from summer air to winter air
Why are people so shitty?
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Why are people so shitty?
She ra on my coon till I post bad
December 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
She ra on my coon till I post bad
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Skip the nazi racoon
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Skip the nazi racoon
FATHER! YOU'VE COME BACK FOR US!
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
FATHER! YOU'VE COME BACK FOR US!
Is he really that short? Or is that chair in danger of a plane crashing into it
Kash has a traumatic memory of that time he wore a suit.
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Is he really that short? Or is that chair in danger of a plane crashing into it