🌹🧟♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟♂️🌹
@benderdict.bsky.social
Venture Socialist
Blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education
Blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education
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Skeets and replies deleted after 90 days so soak me in while you can.
Turning up my phone brightness so I can see what they are skeeting about down there
there’s a little too much 5’9” slander on the skyline at the moment for what is a TOTALLY NORMAL HEIGHT for an adult male
January 27, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Turning up my phone brightness so I can see what they are skeeting about down there
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I’m glad I don’t know who these people are
January 26, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I’m glad I don’t know who these people are
To anyone that uses ai: This is your daily reminder to eat 10-20 rocks a day to protect yourself from 30-50 feral hogs
the claudeswarm is going to tell this guy to eat 10-20 rocks a day and he's gonna do it without a second thought
January 26, 2026 at 1:50 PM
To anyone that uses ai: This is your daily reminder to eat 10-20 rocks a day to protect yourself from 30-50 feral hogs
Quoting so I can like my own post
Once again, I block for indiscriminately liking my shit, that's the equivalent of standing next to me breathing in my ear to me
January 26, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Quoting so I can like my own post
Considering what free trade agreements with slave-wage countries did to the American manufacturing base... Be careful what you wish for Europe
“.. Donald Trump deserves some of the credit. Without the American president’s nationalist adventurism, his predilection for tariffs and his habit of alienating allies, the two big democracies might not have found the courage to strike a deal.”
@economist.com 🇮🇳
www.economist.com/europe/2026/...
@economist.com 🇮🇳
www.economist.com/europe/2026/...
January 25, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Considering what free trade agreements with slave-wage countries did to the American manufacturing base... Be careful what you wish for Europe
She sleet on my icicle till I avalanche
January 25, 2026 at 2:29 PM
She sleet on my icicle till I avalanche
You know what would fix ICE?
DEI
Disband
Execute (a tribunal of course)
Incarcerate
DEI
Disband
Execute (a tribunal of course)
Incarcerate
January 24, 2026 at 8:03 PM
You know what would fix ICE?
DEI
Disband
Execute (a tribunal of course)
Incarcerate
DEI
Disband
Execute (a tribunal of course)
Incarcerate
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Another ICE murder in front of Glam Doll Donuts Minneapolis
January 24, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Another ICE murder in front of Glam Doll Donuts Minneapolis
Everyone say your final goodbyes to this big old pecan tree that has been giving our family pecans for at least 60 years. It started leaning two or three years ago, only getting worse with time, and I fear the 3/4 inch of ice in the forecast will finish the job.
January 24, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Everyone say your final goodbyes to this big old pecan tree that has been giving our family pecans for at least 60 years. It started leaning two or three years ago, only getting worse with time, and I fear the 3/4 inch of ice in the forecast will finish the job.
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Thank god it’s whiskey Friday with Tony dokoupil
January 23, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Thank god it’s whiskey Friday with Tony dokoupil
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It’s “Dyin’ Don”
January 22, 2026 at 3:42 PM
It’s “Dyin’ Don”
Squad goals
January 22, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Squad goals
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Yeah if you're not entering the Fuckderdome with a pure heart you will find nothing but pain in that arena
January 22, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Yeah if you're not entering the Fuckderdome with a pure heart you will find nothing but pain in that arena
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else in the banana car realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 9:31 AM
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else in the banana car realized we aren't going to the right place
New Aerosmith album art looks great
January 20, 2026 at 2:56 AM
New Aerosmith album art looks great
Sports
January 20, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Sports
Fbi heard "I have a dream" and their first thought was "I wonder who was beside him during these dreams" 🤔🤔🤔
January 19, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Fbi heard "I have a dream" and their first thought was "I wonder who was beside him during these dreams" 🤔🤔🤔
Little Richard Petty
cam newton is ready for the title game and also it’s very funny to see cam just towering over the panel
January 19, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Little Richard Petty
This person is a fed and spreading misinformation you should block them
Leaking CCTV footage, even in this instance, violates several state and federal privacy laws that will be the end of the business. This is one time we really don't want to violate the established norms there. People are generally ignorant of how much we're actually on camera.
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 AM
This person is a fed and spreading misinformation you should block them
Guess who got new pillows
January 18, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Guess who got new pillows
Tag yourself, im a charmander
January 18, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Tag yourself, im a charmander
Goddammit I did it again
Pulled my belt through the first loop too fast and the buckle swung up and smacked me in the balls.
January 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Goddammit I did it again
I went here in 2023 and it was all influencers and OF ladies I couldn't really get a good picture with just me and my Canadian GF (you don't know her she goes to a different school)
This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition,
The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance
Iconic imo
The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance
Iconic imo
January 17, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I went here in 2023 and it was all influencers and OF ladies I couldn't really get a good picture with just me and my Canadian GF (you don't know her she goes to a different school)