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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1h

Why is it everything with Il Douche feels like a living wake with him? Is it just hope on my part? But this feels less general exploitive content creator drek and more "My special bond with my special grandpa I love very much who is so special" and turns out they have like Stage 11 Pinky Toe Cancer.

GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 7h

He might be Sundowning, but he's cunning enough to understand the last thing you do is stiff your security.

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 7h

He could have worn a suit.

GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

That's a 10 year old who can tell you EXACTLY how much Sudafed you can buy.

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

I will never not love this picture. Even Kim's got a "What. the. FUCK?!" expression.

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no. Mister President...

The Autism...

GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

Kid Rock criticizing women's appearances (Blue Hair is more the Gen X vibe any more. The Gen Zers have graduated to Silver/Pink Highlights and frankly it's STUNNING) while looking like a 10 year old going out Trick or Treating as Ted Nugent.

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

Like I know they cut ICE a blank check before the shutdown, but the money *is* going to run out eventually and even if states keep sending in Income...nobody's there to collect it/process it...eventually security stops getting paid.

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, I get it. They've voiced this part aloud before (Grover Norquist's infamous "I don't want to abolish government, I simply want to reduce it to the size I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the tub" line), but...they get that when everything stop working it just...stops.

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

They do realize they're cutting off their own nose to spite their face with this, right? The wheels of their authoritarian dream are going to grind to a halt without a bureaucracy. And despite what Ketamine fueled tech bros would have you believe, you can't run it with an AI.

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

~ A Pict Song, Rudyard Kipling

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

No indeed! We are not strong,
But we know Peoples that are.
Yes, and we’ll guide them along
To smash and destroy you in War!
We shall be slaves just the same?
Yes, we have always been slaves,
But you—you will die of the shame,
And then we shall dance on your graves!

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

Mistletoe killing an oak—
Rats gnawing cables in two—
Moths making holes in a cloak—
How they must love what they do!
Yes—and we Little Folk too,
We are busy as they—
Working our works out of view—
Watch, and you’ll see it some day!

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

We are the Little Folk—we!
Too little to love or to hate.
Leave us alone and you’ll see
How we can drag down the State!
We are the worm in the wood!
We are the rot at the root!
We are the taint in the blood!
We are the thorn in the foot!

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

Rome never looks where she treads.
Always her heavy hooves fall
On our stomachs, our hearts or our heads;
And Rome never heeds when we bawl.
Her sentries pass on—that is all,
And we gather behind them in hordes,
And plot to reconquer the Wall,
With only our tongues for our swords.

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine the book Jake Tapper could have written about this week alone if it had been Biden.

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

Munitions plants exploding.
Foreign, non-NATO countries getting military bases in the HEART of our country
Our principal voting software for the nation being bought by an ex-GOP Voting Official.

a tv screen shows a woman wearing a mask and the words " there is something terribly wrong with this country isn't there "

Alt: a tv screen shows a woman wearing a mask and the words " there is something terribly wrong with this country isn't there "

media.tenor.com

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, even Hellen Keller understands at this point Il Douche is a sundowning figurehead and he's not running a goddamn thing.

Can you imagine if Biden had gaffed and forgotten what Habeas Corpus was? Jake Tapper would have wrote a whole other book!

GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

Again, I can't find verification beyond "HE TELL ME!" short form videos, but I will say those confession texts sound daft as a 42 year old whose been terminally online since I was a teen. People don't talk like that. Discords don't talk like that.

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

So distance between Qatar and Mountain Home, Idaho is 9,000 miles.

F-15s have a nominal operational range of around 3,000 miles.

Qatar have the infrastructure to get those planes 6k miles more, or is that another thing to add to the expense sheet?

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

Y tho?

GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

According to some acquaintances and relations George Soros has been giving out checks this whole time? Like was there a PO Box we had to send a stamped envelope to?

GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

A Venezuelan to boot.

Oooo Il Douche is gonna be mad.

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

The Republican version of "The Secret Speech" is going to be WILD.

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, given what we know about ol' "roaming hands" Bobby Jr...