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Life is weird - let’s laugh at it before it eats us.
If you’re a member of the White House press corps, are you really doing your job if Trump hasn’t attacked you personally?
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If you’re a member of the White House press corps, are you really doing your job if Trump hasn’t attacked you personally?
Trump’s gonna kick out 53 million of us so start packing your shit.
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Trump’s gonna kick out 53 million of us so start packing your shit.
Tony wants to know where the fucking turkey sandwiches are.
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Tony wants to know where the fucking turkey sandwiches are.
Leftover turkey lasts longer than most of my relationships.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Leftover turkey lasts longer than most of my relationships.
Affluent Palm Beach voted 70% for Trump, so they’re getting just what they voted for. Gifted article:
wapo.st/4itKjOu
wapo.st/4itKjOu
New Mar-a-Lago no-fly zone means endless plane noise for neighbors
Flight rules altered in October by the Secret Service route planes over the Palm Beach homes of millionaires and billionaires, even when President Donald Trump is not there.
wapo.st
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Affluent Palm Beach voted 70% for Trump, so they’re getting just what they voted for. Gifted article:
wapo.st/4itKjOu
wapo.st/4itKjOu
The Biden’s serving Thanksgiving dinner on a military base, 2023. Trump is just a weirdo & this is how it’s supposed to be.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The Biden’s serving Thanksgiving dinner on a military base, 2023. Trump is just a weirdo & this is how it’s supposed to be.
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From my home to yours.
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
From my home to yours.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Last Thanksgiving I invited a guy who had never met my family. We had about 20 family members and I told them he was hard of hearing and they needed to talk very slowly and very loudly when they spoke to him. We drifted apart for some reason I don't remember why.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Last Thanksgiving I invited a guy who had never met my family. We had about 20 family members and I told them he was hard of hearing and they needed to talk very slowly and very loudly when they spoke to him. We drifted apart for some reason I don't remember why.
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone whose joy isn't heightened by the misery of others.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone whose joy isn't heightened by the misery of others.
Woke up feeling refreshed, which is suspicious because I don’t remember signing up for hope.
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Woke up feeling refreshed, which is suspicious because I don’t remember signing up for hope.
Everyone is trying to blame each other in the case of the young Afghan who attacked the National Guardsmen but he may have worked with our troops in Afghanistan. There are a lot of men his age who emigrated. We promptly forgot about them and many of them are struggling.
Dear foreign nationals in war-torn countries, terrorism hot-spots, and amidst our enemies:
If you help the United States, we’ll fuck you over and abandon you. Not the individual servicepeople or intelligence officers — they’ll fight for you. I mean the depraved, soulless leadership of the nation.
If you help the United States, we’ll fuck you over and abandon you. Not the individual servicepeople or intelligence officers — they’ll fight for you. I mean the depraved, soulless leadership of the nation.
So now they’re going to be doing individualized re-review of tens of thousands of Afghan evacuees’ cases on TOP of the re-review of 200,000+ refugees who entered under Biden?
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Everyone is trying to blame each other in the case of the young Afghan who attacked the National Guardsmen but he may have worked with our troops in Afghanistan. There are a lot of men his age who emigrated. We promptly forgot about them and many of them are struggling.
If life is a journey, I’m that tourist wandering around asking, “Who the hell planned this anyway?”
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
If life is a journey, I’m that tourist wandering around asking, “Who the hell planned this anyway?”
Thanksgiving 2025. If this meal were any sadder it would come with its own tiny rain cloud.
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Thanksgiving 2025. If this meal were any sadder it would come with its own tiny rain cloud.
I’m not worried - Republicans said the death ray is a hoax.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I’m not worried - Republicans said the death ray is a hoax.
I saw this now you have to see it too.
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I saw this now you have to see it too.
Donald Trump is so old, he was 16 when this picture of Ruby Bridges was taken in 1960.
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Donald Trump is so old, he was 16 when this picture of Ruby Bridges was taken in 1960.
Nancy Mace could be the only person to survive a zombie apocalypse and she would still complain that the undead were targeting her personally.
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Nancy Mace could be the only person to survive a zombie apocalypse and she would still complain that the undead were targeting her personally.
I thought it was McJagger until I was a junior in high school.
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I thought it was McJagger until I was a junior in high school.
The real reason MTG is leaving Congress is for experimental toe augmentation surgery in Switzerland.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The real reason MTG is leaving Congress is for experimental toe augmentation surgery in Switzerland.
Me: “Google, tell me a joke about surgery.”
Google: “Meet local anesthesiologists at sedating.com”
Google: “Meet local anesthesiologists at sedating.com”
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Me: “Google, tell me a joke about surgery.”
Google: “Meet local anesthesiologists at sedating.com”
Google: “Meet local anesthesiologists at sedating.com”
Bluesky is for loving, Twitter is for fighting - it’s basically the difference between a potluck dinner and a Waffle House parking lot at 2 a.m.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Bluesky is for loving, Twitter is for fighting - it’s basically the difference between a potluck dinner and a Waffle House parking lot at 2 a.m.
The wine disappears at Thanksgiving because it’s cheaper than paying my therapist overtime during the holidays.
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The wine disappears at Thanksgiving because it’s cheaper than paying my therapist overtime during the holidays.
I once mistakenly used my dog’s shampoo for a week and while my hair smelled funny I felt like such a good girl.
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I once mistakenly used my dog’s shampoo for a week and while my hair smelled funny I felt like such a good girl.
Trump’s healthcare plan has been “two weeks away” for so long it technically qualifies as a pre-existing condition.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Trump’s healthcare plan has been “two weeks away” for so long it technically qualifies as a pre-existing condition.