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Laugh at the absurd, ponder the peculiar, and celebrate the sheer randomness of existence. Our planet is being used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
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If he wins, the world officially surrenders to irony.
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Scott Jennings seriously considered being a turn signal installer at a BMW factory before becoming a conservative pundit on CNN.
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What’s happening isn’t funny, but this is. ♥️
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She carries herself like a Marine, argues like a preacher, and fundraises like a magician who makes money disappear.
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Who needs checks and balances when you have shrugs and blessings?
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“Satire is the most powerful weapon in a democracy because it forces people to laugh at their leaders, and once you make people laugh at authority, you’ve won.” - Lenny Bruce and others @diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social
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Men - LISTEN to our problems and stop trying to fix them!
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When Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize in Literature he didn't respond to the Nobel committee for two weeks. Dylan gave us the gift of his music and prose. The only thing Trump has given us is migraines.
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"Trump’s Nordic Tragedy” by Maureen Dowd
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The Nobel Committee has moved this year’s ceremony to an undisclosed location at the IKEA Superstore.
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If Trump doesn’t win, he’ll start his own Nobel Prize and give it to himself for not blowing up the world.
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A chilling prophecy from the network that brought you the War on Gas Stoves.
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Trump’s foreign policy is simple: if your country owes Goldman Sachs money, you’re basically NATO now.
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Sponsored by MyPillow and your aunt’s Facebook page.
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They’re like Jehovah’s Witnesses, but with Humvees.
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“Hi! Have you experienced any unrest today? We can fix that in 3–5 coups.”
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They’re like Jehovah’s Witnesses, but with Humvees.
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Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/
Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored
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This story has everything: TikTok, Tylenol, Trump, Ivy League arrogance, and zero reality.
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“You may lose your health insurance, but you’ll always know the exact time your coverage expired.”
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Nothing says “populist hero” like selling watches to people who can’t afford their prescriptions.