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sexy christmas lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · Aug 24
Not gay as in "I empathise with the plight of the X-men" but queer as in "Magneto was right"
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jaythechou.bsky.social
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765
Paddington in Godzilla Minus One (2023)
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 AM
beardynoise.bsky.social
Adelaide really covering itself in glory this week. Jesus.
itspoletti.bsky.social Poletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 8h
Former Adelaide United men's player Josh Cavallo, who is openly gay, had a lot to say about his exit from the club at the end of last season.

The post comes less than 24 hours after Adelaide and Melbourne Victory announced the 2026 edition of the Pride Cup to be hosted by Adelaide this weekend #ALM
An Instagram post from Josh Cavallo which says: "It's taken me a while to digest how my time at Adelaide United ended, but I think the fans deserve honesty. Leaving the club had nothing to do with football. Decisions were made by people in power that blocked my opportunities, not because of my talent, but because of who I choose to love. Under the new management, it became clear that I wasn't allowed on the pitch because of politics. It's hard to swallow when I realised my own club was homophobic. I was angry because people thought I was sidelined based on injuries, when in reality, it was internal homophobia that kept me on the bench. I stayed professional, kept my head down, and worked hard every day which I'm proud of. Yet no matter how much I produced or improved, my contributions were continuously ignored. It brought a lot of negativity and affected my wellbeing as a professional footballer. This was exactly the fear I had about coming out, seeing prejudice affect my career in modern day. For the first time, I actually questioned if I should have kept my sexuality a secret. This brought up fears I had about coming out publicly, that being myself would affect my career. I felt incredibly isolated and wondered if I'd made the mistake of sharing my story. I felt things going backwards, not just on the pitch, but in the one place I thought was a safe space and after seeing a group chat of teammates mocking a picture of me and my partner only added to this heartache. This fresh start in the UK has helped me breathe again and I hope I can fall back in love with the sport that means everything to me. Despite the way it ended behind the scenes, I refuse to let it ruin my connection to this city. Adelaide is where I found my wings. To the fans and supporters: thank you for your passion and backing. You deserve honesty and success. You were incredible to play in front of. Thank you."
January 13, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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billjondoyle.bsky.social
another scalp for zionism, whose malignant overreach in this country is long overdue for curtailing

#auspol
amyremeikis.bsky.social Amy Remeikis @amyremeikis.bsky.social · 4h
Adelaide Festival is done - and the rest of the board has stepped down
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
beardynoise.bsky.social
For anyone overseas, this saga is absolutely insane.

The Adelaide Festival, the second largest arts & cultural festival IN THE WORLD, is currently haemorrhaging because the Writer's Week board disinvited a Palestinian author. The Director disagreed.

She's now stepped down & is fighting back.
January 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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jennifermills.net.au
“We need writers now more than ever, as our media closes up, as our politicians grow daily more cowed by real power, as Australia grows more unjust and unequal.”

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I cannot be party to silencing writers, which is why I am resigning as director of Adelaide Writers’ Week | Louise Adler
Cancelling the Australian Palestinian author Randa Abdel-Fattah weakens freedom of speech and is the harbinger of a less free nation
www.theguardian.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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samperson.bsky.social
greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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daryltractor.bsky.social
Sublime.
When asked about her cartoon and the Sydney Morning Herald's decision to apologise on her behalf, Ms Wilcox sent an abusive email. "Why in God's name do you think I would answer the questions of Murdoch's petty little propaganda operation, to give them more fuel for their campaign of hatred?" she said. "The irony of me having to answer to charges of hatred when your grubby outfit gives not one shit about what you do to people you target. "Remind the boss about how much they cared about free speech when one of theirs was in the spotlight. Political correctness gone mad, eh? You and your hit squad goons can fuck right off."
January 12, 2026 at 8:32 PM
beardynoise.bsky.social
The mother fucking THAMES
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 12h
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.

Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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jessielilley.bsky.social
What is the end game here? No publicly funded cultural events that aren’t approved by Israel? No arts boards that aren’t pro-Israel? The sections of our political class and media who are active in this attempted gutting of our cultural landscape need to ask wtf they are doing here.
Exclusive: pro-Israel campaign seeks removal of Palestinian DJ from WOMADelaide
After ruining the Adelaide and Bendigo writers festivals, pro-Israel supporters are now targeting WOMADelaide’s inclusion of Sama’ Abdulhadi
www.deepcutnews.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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daniel-barker.bsky.social
I regret to inform you that the machines have sided with the monkeys. The simian with the silicone. Bringing about the apeocalypse.
January 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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auntydonnaboys.bsky.social
Back at work with those healthy skeptics
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
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hikikomorphism.bsky.social
If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case.

"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
August 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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brainmage.bsky.social
Ahh man. Imagine shooting the 256th load in a cum dumpster no loads refused party and causing an integer overflow and making the guy glitch out :(
January 12, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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beardynoise.bsky.social
It's not a charnel house, it's a charnel home 💖
August 26, 2024 at 9:54 PM
beardynoise.bsky.social
JK Rowling :
thegrimrecapper.bsky.social TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 21h
I had completely forgotten about the black mould everyone was complaining about. Hilarious.
January 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
beardynoise.bsky.social
Okay I'm watching Heated Rivalry. I am EXCITED
January 12, 2026 at 9:35 AM
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wyld.bsky.social
People need to stop misusing, misappropriating or distorting the principle of cultural safety.

SA Premier obviously has no idea what this model of care is, and has been weaponising it. Re AWW: reporters need to stop being stenographers. Ask him flat out what he thinks that term means - I dare you.
January 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
beardynoise.bsky.social
wait is the american stock market crashing
January 12, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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purplechrain.bsky.social
The latest HR nonsense: A gay man in Utah attends a watch party for the gay hockey show wearing a “Gay AF” t-shirt & is forced to leave the bar because multiple women complained to management about the presence of a man who they feared might get turned on by the TV show.
“Went to a watch party at a local bar last night, *not a gay bar. I was the only male there. I sat in the back, watched and just kept to myself. Said hi to a couple people when I ordered. I was asked by the staff to leave after episode 2 because my presence was making the women uncomfortable. I asked them, very calmly, quietly and politely. I asked if I did anything wrong? 🧵1/5 Bartender was so kind and said "not at all". I asked if I was disturbing anyone. She said no, and apologized over and over. They had 6+ people ask to speak to the manager. Because a guy is here and afraid I was going to be turned on, one said. Another I was there to watch people get turned on. I was wearing a black t shirt that said "GAY AF" on the front. I stated, but "I'm gay, this is a queer story and I wanted to share this experience with ally's." 🧵2/5” “At this point, the entire room was staring at me. They paused the show. I work from home, I live in Utah and my circle is VERY small since moving here. I was hoping to meet some new friends. Talk book vs show with some folks. Hear a different perspective on the story. I collected bag <-- a Marc Jacobs Tote bag. OBVI, gay. Grabbed my book and paid my tab, tipped the kind staff. As I'm walking out the door, the room clapped. Then the show resumed... 🧵3/5 I don't know how to feel about it. I'm friendly, I'm a book guy. I get along with everyone. I don't understand how my presence was threatening or uncomfortable. I didn't read the book or love the show because of the smut. I love it because it was a realistic love story. A love story I NEVER see in tv shows. I lived through being caught and outed. I live every single day hiding who I am at work. I call my husband my Partner or Significant other. Because Utah....🧵4/5” “The 1 place I thought i could be authentically me. I was ejected from. Thank you to everyone on Threads who has not treated me differently. I know that most of the fandom identify or live a life very different from mine. What really has my head spinning. Why read a book or obsess over a tv show featuring two gay men, then in real life treat them like monsters. This show and book is healing a lot of my community. Only to be shown the outside world is still very much the NHL. Don't be the NHL🧵5/5”
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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dikkii.bsky.social
Tweet by Jatin @jatinkmalik The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible
January 10, 2026 at 12:05 PM
beardynoise.bsky.social
Where are the stats on America turning away tourists? All the social media stuff has me pretty on edge about it
January 11, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.

I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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beardynoise.bsky.social
Here is a shot from the pool party yesterday 💖
Hairy white man (me) reclining louchely in a pool wearing a blue speedo & holding a pina colada
January 11, 2026 at 2:51 AM
beardynoise.bsky.social
Genuinely thought this skeet was about @bearracuda.bsky.social
rincewind.run Micah @rincewind.run · 2d
okay logging on, let’s see what horrible things hap-

the bears did WHAT
January 11, 2026 at 6:08 AM
beardynoise.bsky.social
Here is a shot from the pool party yesterday 💖
Hairy white man (me) reclining louchely in a pool wearing a blue speedo & holding a pina colada
January 11, 2026 at 2:51 AM