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beardynoise.bsky.social
sexy ludovician
@beardynoise.bsky.social
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Roses are red Kisses are fond Bring forth the wolf's head! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · Aug 24
Not gay as in "I empathise with the plight of the X-men" but queer as in "Magneto was right"
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 25m
I mean that's basically just a small WAAAGHH
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 37m
HELL YEAH BROTHER
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 49m
That crack team of 30 would lose to 20 glasweigans
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 2h
we're experts on food that's mid

look at our cuisines
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 2h
@katie.bzky.team yesterday I rode all around a Greek island on an ebike and I am fully ebikepilled, these things rule
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 12h
You know what I thought that description was a joke and that's on me
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 12h
It's so perfect
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 14h
yes
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 14h
I was gonna say something like "they need to make Tetris but the blocks have enormous tits" as a joke but that would probably be pretty funny if they gave them good enough jiggle physics
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Cult Papa @cult-papa.com · 14h
people complain about games not being sexy enough like porn doesn’t exist. homie i beg you to seek addiction help if you need every facet of your media consumption to be based around how fuckable you find something.
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lilith kills u @deathcarpets.sisc.one · 1d
shoving priceless artifacts inside my dickhole because my financial advisor told me i need sound investments
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 14h
What's wrong with reinventing they fight crime? They fight crime is great, regardless of the flavour
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 15h
YESSSSSS
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 19h
Oh god I forgot Mann!!! I do think The Both, with Ted Leo, remains the best thing either of them have ever done (purely because they're great together)
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 23h
J O N E S
Jones, a fluffy and adorable ginger cat Jones, a fluffy and adorable ginger cat Jones, a fluffy and adorable ginger cat with Pablo, his brother Jones, a fluffy and adorable ginger cat meowing for food
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 23h
I am continuing the Jonesposting
Jones, a chonky,fluffy, ginger cat. Jones, a chonky,fluffy, ginger cat. Jones, a chonky,fluffy, ginger cat. Zero braincell. Jones, a chonky,fluffy, ginger cat. Zero braincell
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 1d
Coral Island is pretty good. It's a Stardew Valley-like with a bunch of romance options, a mermaid kingdom, and driving out a polluting oil company
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 1d
Oh my god. Margolyes doing all the Gun Kata.

I need it.
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 1d
girl I KNOWWWW
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 1d
I mean the Baba Yaga *is* terrifying, otherworldly, and extremely powerful.
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Chris Farnell is behind you right now @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 1d
This is the only proper way to watch Beckett. This person understands Beckett on a level you and I cannot even hope to.
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Lux "Nightmare" Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 1d
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way. What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money. Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight. To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 1d
As someone who wrote a dissertation on Beckett ("Samuel Beckett Hates You & Is Trying To Kill You With Black Magic") this is a correct take
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 1d
He has a whole Koshei The Deathless thing going on!
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 1d
If this is the monkey paw that gets us LePen...
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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 1d
I'm hijacking the tardis and I'm taking a coat hanger
ajaanmark.bsky.social
Dr Mark | 北马克 |🍉🇦🇺🇲🇾🇹🇭 @ajaanmark.bsky.social · 1d
Are they hoping to start a Young Tory cosplay trend on TikTok
www.thetimes.com/article/8c9a...
Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future
The Conservatives know they have a problem with Gen Z voters. At the party conference, The Times met a new breed of activists who are embracing the challenge
www.thetimes.com
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Lux "Nightmare" Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 1d
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way. What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money. Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight. To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
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