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@beardynoise.bsky.social
Roses are red
Kisses are fond
Bring forth the wolf's head!
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
Kisses are fond
Bring forth the wolf's head!
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
Pinned
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@beardynoise.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Not gay as in "I empathise with the plight of the X-men" but queer as in "Magneto was right"
@halkyardo.bsky.social you're back! Yay!
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@halkyardo.bsky.social you're back! Yay!
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Alternatively:
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Alternatively:
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
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We Only Kiss At Christmas 💋 😪
Now with actual artwork by @lauramipsum.bsky.social CAN YOU IMAGINE if I'd lined these two things up to go out on time
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
Now with actual artwork by @lauramipsum.bsky.social CAN YOU IMAGINE if I'd lined these two things up to go out on time
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
We Only Kiss At Christmas feat. Sox, by Fightmilk
track by Fightmilk
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
We Only Kiss At Christmas 💋 😪
Now with actual artwork by @lauramipsum.bsky.social CAN YOU IMAGINE if I'd lined these two things up to go out on time
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
Now with actual artwork by @lauramipsum.bsky.social CAN YOU IMAGINE if I'd lined these two things up to go out on time
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
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Any statements made about how all British Journalists should be fed to the big giant snake obviously include the essential caveats (Chiles, Usher, etc) because any good journalist from britain is not actually a British Journalist. It's a classification
December 4, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Any statements made about how all British Journalists should be fed to the big giant snake obviously include the essential caveats (Chiles, Usher, etc) because any good journalist from britain is not actually a British Journalist. It's a classification
If we fed the entire british journalist class to some kind of big giant snake it would fix 90% of the problems the UK experiences almost immediately
for how awful american media is they don't hold a candle to the vileness of the british press. difficult to find a more contemptible group of people
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
If we fed the entire british journalist class to some kind of big giant snake it would fix 90% of the problems the UK experiences almost immediately
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Finding Linehan as ‘generally credible’ and ‘genuinely frank and honest’ is picking sides. This is parodic
Someone ask the judge what her reaction would be if she was on the receiving end of what Glinner did, *then* followed it up with that performance in court?
But of course we all know the answer anyway.
But of course we all know the answer anyway.
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Finding Linehan as ‘generally credible’ and ‘genuinely frank and honest’ is picking sides. This is parodic
@allwrongthink.bsky.social thought of you
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
@allwrongthink.bsky.social thought of you
Lmao are we gonna get Prexit
The EU's highest court has ruled that same-sex marriages must be respected throughout the bloc and rebuked Poland for refusing to recognise a marriage between two of its citizens that took place in Germany
Same-sex marriage should be recognised in bloc - EU court
The EU's highest court has ruled that same-sex marriages must be respected throughout the bloc and rebuked Poland for refusing to recognise a marriage between two of its citizens that took place in Ge...
www.rte.ie
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Lmao are we gonna get Prexit
Britain loves to protect the Epstein class over its victims
Welcome to the UK, where minors are blocked from accessing porn but it's perfectly legal for a grown man to shout about sissy hypno porn in a minors face.
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Britain loves to protect the Epstein class over its victims
Every time I have to Pair The Socks I think about burning all tbe socks & just buying 70 pf the same pair
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Every time I have to Pair The Socks I think about burning all tbe socks & just buying 70 pf the same pair
Gay guys in London :
I want my roasts to be so vulgar! I want to see full penetration at my roasts.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Gay guys in London :
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Longshot, but does anyone know any UK based charities / orgs that deal with depression in older women?
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Longshot, but does anyone know any UK based charities / orgs that deal with depression in older women?
Imagine never eating a potato because you object to the ethics of how they were brought to Europe
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Imagine never eating a potato because you object to the ethics of how they were brought to Europe
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Important Q: In which Final Fantasy game would you be most likely to encounter The Grinch as a combattable NPC? The easy answer to me is VI but i think we owe it to ourselves to probe this issue further
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Important Q: In which Final Fantasy game would you be most likely to encounter The Grinch as a combattable NPC? The easy answer to me is VI but i think we owe it to ourselves to probe this issue further
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the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
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The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
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You would never know from any reporting that men are much more likely to be the victims of violence from strangers
I don't doubt that some women feel unsafe walking in the dark, but this article would have been much improved if the writer had included the information that most violence against women is committed by people we know and not by randoms on the street.
'Dark winter nights feel like an unspoken curfew for women'
Women in the north west of England speak of how they have to be more cautious as nights turn dark.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
You would never know from any reporting that men are much more likely to be the victims of violence from strangers
We are two mariners
Our ship's sole survivors
In this
Belly of a whale
Its ribs our ceiling beams
Its guts our carpeting
I guess we have some time to kill
You may not remember me
I was a child of 3
And you a lad of 18
But I remember you
And I will relate to you
How our histories interweave
Our ship's sole survivors
In this
Belly of a whale
Its ribs our ceiling beams
Its guts our carpeting
I guess we have some time to kill
You may not remember me
I was a child of 3
And you a lad of 18
But I remember you
And I will relate to you
How our histories interweave
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
We are two mariners
Our ship's sole survivors
In this
Belly of a whale
Its ribs our ceiling beams
Its guts our carpeting
I guess we have some time to kill
You may not remember me
I was a child of 3
And you a lad of 18
But I remember you
And I will relate to you
How our histories interweave
Our ship's sole survivors
In this
Belly of a whale
Its ribs our ceiling beams
Its guts our carpeting
I guess we have some time to kill
You may not remember me
I was a child of 3
And you a lad of 18
But I remember you
And I will relate to you
How our histories interweave
A Caitionary Song :
My sainted mother satisfied 12 able bodied seamen at fleet week for a sixer of Busch light.
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
A Caitionary Song :
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KOKO THE GORILLA SERVING INDICTMENT TO HARVARD EPSTEIN ASSOCIATE: Felony professor.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA SERVING INDICTMENT TO HARVARD EPSTEIN ASSOCIATE: Felony professor.
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the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
Men in the village after the local witch has been up to her dick-stealing antics again
Nobody knows where my johnny has gone
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Men in the village after the local witch has been up to her dick-stealing antics again
SOUNDS like an awful way to go
Anytime someone tells you how brilliant the founding fathers were, remember one of them died from an infection he got by sticking a whale bone down his pee hole
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
SOUNDS like an awful way to go
These are drawings I've done playing TTRPGs.
Are they shit?
Yes.
Are they the greatest achievements in all of human artistic endeavour?
Also yes.
Are they shit?
Yes.
Are they the greatest achievements in all of human artistic endeavour?
Also yes.
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
These are drawings I've done playing TTRPGs.
Are they shit?
Yes.
Are they the greatest achievements in all of human artistic endeavour?
Also yes.
Are they shit?
Yes.
Are they the greatest achievements in all of human artistic endeavour?
Also yes.