sexy ludovician
@beardynoise.bsky.social
Roses are red
Kisses are fond
Bring forth the wolf's head!
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
Kisses are fond
Bring forth the wolf's head!
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
Pinned
sexy ludovician
@beardynoise.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Not gay as in "I empathise with the plight of the X-men" but queer as in "Magneto was right"
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All of this “woe is me my house is now really expensive and so a tax is unfair” stuff completely negates to acknowledge the implicit fact that the house owner has made an insane profit by doing absolutely nothing
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
All of this “woe is me my house is now really expensive and so a tax is unfair” stuff completely negates to acknowledge the implicit fact that the house owner has made an insane profit by doing absolutely nothing
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Gay guys would fuck a mannequin with a beard on it. Having the gals find you attractive? That’s a real challenge
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Gay guys would fuck a mannequin with a beard on it. Having the gals find you attractive? That’s a real challenge
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My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.
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Bottoms : be sure to grease us up and load us down with meat
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Bottoms : be sure to grease us up and load us down with meat
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ME: I dove many leagues to reach you tonight. I must speak to Mother Shrimpkin. It's urgent!
GUARD: Tender as roe, are ye? The palace is closed to your like. Our Queen will see you not.
MOTHER SHRIMPKIN: P E R S E U S S T A N D A S I D E ! M I C H A E L I S A F R I E N D T O U S O F O L D
GUARD: Tender as roe, are ye? The palace is closed to your like. Our Queen will see you not.
MOTHER SHRIMPKIN: P E R S E U S S T A N D A S I D E ! M I C H A E L I S A F R I E N D T O U S O F O L D
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
ME: I dove many leagues to reach you tonight. I must speak to Mother Shrimpkin. It's urgent!
GUARD: Tender as roe, are ye? The palace is closed to your like. Our Queen will see you not.
MOTHER SHRIMPKIN: P E R S E U S S T A N D A S I D E ! M I C H A E L I S A F R I E N D T O U S O F O L D
GUARD: Tender as roe, are ye? The palace is closed to your like. Our Queen will see you not.
MOTHER SHRIMPKIN: P E R S E U S S T A N D A S I D E ! M I C H A E L I S A F R I E N D T O U S O F O L D
Adelaide has been shut down for the grand prix so I am obviously thinking of @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social , editor in chief of International Car Fucker magazine
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Adelaide has been shut down for the grand prix so I am obviously thinking of @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social , editor in chief of International Car Fucker magazine
Sorry but you actually really do have to credit the British with this one, that's *our* cultural imperialism and we did it first
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Sorry but you actually really do have to credit the British with this one, that's *our* cultural imperialism and we did it first
South Australia needs to take radical action to tackle the bloom, have we considered offering it Gina as a sacrifice
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
South Australia needs to take radical action to tackle the bloom, have we considered offering it Gina as a sacrifice
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it just occurred to me dollhouse is just a gritty take on roger from american dad
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
it just occurred to me dollhouse is just a gritty take on roger from american dad
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In case you missed it: Jentry Chau Vs The Underworld has been nominated for THREE Children's & Family Emmy awards, including... Outstanding Writing!
Series creator Echo Wu and I were privileged to work with incredible writers on this show, and I'm over the moon that our work has been recognised.
Series creator Echo Wu and I were privileged to work with incredible writers on this show, and I'm over the moon that our work has been recognised.
I'd love to connect with more creatives on here, so: intro post!
I'm a screenwriter from London who moved to LA just before the ol' panny-D. I'm head writer of Jentry Chau Vs The Underworld, which comes out on Netflix Dec 5th! If you like Buffy, you'll like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcZE...
I'm a screenwriter from London who moved to LA just before the ol' panny-D. I'm head writer of Jentry Chau Vs The Underworld, which comes out on Netflix Dec 5th! If you like Buffy, you'll like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcZE...
Jentry Chau vs. The Underworld | Official Teaser | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
In case you missed it: Jentry Chau Vs The Underworld has been nominated for THREE Children's & Family Emmy awards, including... Outstanding Writing!
Series creator Echo Wu and I were privileged to work with incredible writers on this show, and I'm over the moon that our work has been recognised.
Series creator Echo Wu and I were privileged to work with incredible writers on this show, and I'm over the moon that our work has been recognised.
@halkyardo.bsky.social you're back! Yay!
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@halkyardo.bsky.social you're back! Yay!
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Alternatively:
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Alternatively:
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
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We Only Kiss At Christmas 💋 😪
Now with actual artwork by @lauramipsum.bsky.social CAN YOU IMAGINE if I'd lined these two things up to go out on time
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
Now with actual artwork by @lauramipsum.bsky.social CAN YOU IMAGINE if I'd lined these two things up to go out on time
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
We Only Kiss At Christmas feat. Sox, by Fightmilk
track by Fightmilk
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
We Only Kiss At Christmas 💋 😪
Now with actual artwork by @lauramipsum.bsky.social CAN YOU IMAGINE if I'd lined these two things up to go out on time
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
Now with actual artwork by @lauramipsum.bsky.social CAN YOU IMAGINE if I'd lined these two things up to go out on time
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
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Any statements made about how all British Journalists should be fed to the big giant snake obviously include the essential caveats (Chiles, Usher, etc) because any good journalist from britain is not actually a British Journalist. It's a classification
December 4, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Any statements made about how all British Journalists should be fed to the big giant snake obviously include the essential caveats (Chiles, Usher, etc) because any good journalist from britain is not actually a British Journalist. It's a classification
If we fed the entire british journalist class to some kind of big giant snake it would fix 90% of the problems the UK experiences almost immediately
for how awful american media is they don't hold a candle to the vileness of the british press. difficult to find a more contemptible group of people
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
If we fed the entire british journalist class to some kind of big giant snake it would fix 90% of the problems the UK experiences almost immediately
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Finding Linehan as ‘generally credible’ and ‘genuinely frank and honest’ is picking sides. This is parodic
Someone ask the judge what her reaction would be if she was on the receiving end of what Glinner did, *then* followed it up with that performance in court?
But of course we all know the answer anyway.
But of course we all know the answer anyway.
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Finding Linehan as ‘generally credible’ and ‘genuinely frank and honest’ is picking sides. This is parodic
@allwrongthink.bsky.social thought of you
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
@allwrongthink.bsky.social thought of you
Lmao are we gonna get Prexit
The EU's highest court has ruled that same-sex marriages must be respected throughout the bloc and rebuked Poland for refusing to recognise a marriage between two of its citizens that took place in Germany
Same-sex marriage should be recognised in bloc - EU court
The EU's highest court has ruled that same-sex marriages must be respected throughout the bloc and rebuked Poland for refusing to recognise a marriage between two of its citizens that took place in Ge...
www.rte.ie
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Lmao are we gonna get Prexit
Britain loves to protect the Epstein class over its victims
Welcome to the UK, where minors are blocked from accessing porn but it's perfectly legal for a grown man to shout about sissy hypno porn in a minors face.
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Britain loves to protect the Epstein class over its victims
Every time I have to Pair The Socks I think about burning all tbe socks & just buying 70 pf the same pair
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Every time I have to Pair The Socks I think about burning all tbe socks & just buying 70 pf the same pair
Gay guys in London :
I want my roasts to be so vulgar! I want to see full penetration at my roasts.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Gay guys in London :
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Longshot, but does anyone know any UK based charities / orgs that deal with depression in older women?
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Longshot, but does anyone know any UK based charities / orgs that deal with depression in older women?
Imagine never eating a potato because you object to the ethics of how they were brought to Europe
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Imagine never eating a potato because you object to the ethics of how they were brought to Europe
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Important Q: In which Final Fantasy game would you be most likely to encounter The Grinch as a combattable NPC? The easy answer to me is VI but i think we owe it to ourselves to probe this issue further
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Important Q: In which Final Fantasy game would you be most likely to encounter The Grinch as a combattable NPC? The easy answer to me is VI but i think we owe it to ourselves to probe this issue further
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