sexy christmas lukedovician
@beardynoise.bsky.social
acting in an official capacity on behalf of her majesty's government
Here is a shot from the pool party yesterday 💖
January 11, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Here is a shot from the pool party yesterday 💖
Me whenever I see anything about any of these cunts
January 9, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Me whenever I see anything about any of these cunts
Hot for teacher
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Hot for teacher
Hello from the beach, it is 41C in Adelaide tonight
January 6, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Hello from the beach, it is 41C in Adelaide tonight
My friend is currently visiting Bali.
Here is an important update.
Here is an important update.
January 5, 2026 at 12:11 PM
My friend is currently visiting Bali.
Here is an important update.
Here is an important update.
Happy birthday bb
January 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Happy birthday bb
You know what, I *am* recalcitrant, horny, and the greatest of all time
January 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
You know what, I *am* recalcitrant, horny, and the greatest of all time
Happy new queers
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Happy new queers
Please enjoy these rainbow lorikeets
December 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Please enjoy these rainbow lorikeets
Today is the only day it's legal to post this
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Today is the only day it's legal to post this
Merry Christmas, pals 💖
December 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Merry Christmas, pals 💖
Many such cases, I've eaten 7
There were two full trays of these bad boys
There were two full trays of these bad boys
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Many such cases, I've eaten 7
There were two full trays of these bad boys
There were two full trays of these bad boys
And now, my traditional Christmas message
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
And now, my traditional Christmas message
DING DING DING
December 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
DING DING DING
The way Ms Piggy says "it DUZZZ, doesn't it?" lives in my soul
December 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The way Ms Piggy says "it DUZZZ, doesn't it?" lives in my soul