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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
They/He
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats

Fix Your Hearts or Die

For some reason, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social thinks I'm hot! 💚💚
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You know it’s a good movie when you start yelling “Oh my god bro what are you doing” and yet you keep watching
February 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Earth shattering news
February 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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Fuck you & the Earth you rode in on!
February 3, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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A congratulations and sincere thanks to the team who worked long hours over Christmas to bring our vision of making Sam Neill look like utter dogshit to life. #SuperBowl #JurassicPark #WhenTheEdibleHits #BotoxNightWithTheWestTasmaniaPussyPosse
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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"Farts, this is your cousin!"
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Reminder:
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February 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM