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cassiterite.bsky.social
geometry's bride 🪨 akrul
@cassiterite.bsky.social
it's an ore of tin!

Alexandra! mid 30s commie dork, ΘΔ&, synthwave/dungeonsynth artist, polymath, #somewords: https://bsky.app/hashtag/somewords?author=cassiterite.bsky.social

https://cass-iter-ite.com

ask me about website commissions!

she/any, 21+
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wizard time
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Jazzed up the homepage of my website, making it more about the work rather than about me.
idk I like it more now, what do you think?
killawattstudios.com
KillaWatt Studios | Supercharging Your Brand
Bold, personality-driven branding and design studio in Merseyside, supercharging small and medium businesses.
killawattstudios.com
February 18, 2026 at 3:02 PM
starting to think that acquiring billions of dollars makes you a pedophile
February 18, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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Post your contextless photoshops
February 17, 2026 at 3:55 AM
relatedly, i am on stoat

cassiterite#9430
discord is informing me that one of my friends is "playing" @stoat.chat and I think that's both hilarious and a genuinely good low effort way to tell your friends you have Stoat
February 17, 2026 at 10:14 PM
discord is informing me that one of my friends is "playing" @stoat.chat and I think that's both hilarious and a genuinely good low effort way to tell your friends you have Stoat
February 17, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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liberal arts people: I don't want anything to do with the cursed artifact. If possible we should destroy the cursed artifact

STEM people: Haha im so smart I will simply use the cursed artifact. I will use 300 of the cursed artifact. I am replacing my family with the cursed artifact
February 17, 2026 at 3:33 PM
one day I will go a whole week without feeling nauseous
February 17, 2026 at 3:52 PM
wizard time
February 17, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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I am bereft to have just learned that some people are unfamiliar with the fake Burger King war, which I can corroborate because I briefly lived down the street
The Story Of The Rogue Burger King In Pittsburgh
Every city has its own fast food urban legend, here's Pittsburgh's.
www.cracked.com
February 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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yayy!! my pride card for MTG 2026 has been announced 🫶🎨 loved working on this sm 💚💚💚

card name: Gilded Lotus
AD: Stephanie Cheung
February 16, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Finish the following sentence:
My name is ______ and I'm the _______ of the Magic the Gathering community.

My name is CASSITERITE and I'm the RAT WARLOCK of the Magic The Gathering community.
Finish the following sentence:
My name is ______ and I'm the _______ of the Magic the Gathering community.

My name is PENIS and I'm the PENIS of the Magic The Gathering community.

I love madlibs!
Finish the following sentence:
My name is ______ and I'm the _______ of the Magic the Gathering community.

Example:
My name is Chris and I'm the Bob Vila of the Magic The Gathering community.
February 16, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Babicz Spider
February 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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Shadow wizard money gang, we love casting spells
February 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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reminder
February 16, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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The colours on these Pan pokeballs just look so good.
Like, this is a delicious looking pin. I would eat this pin.

(Plz don't eat vv sharp and ouchie)

nerdyqueer.com

#pokemon #bnsm #queer
February 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
very kind human at the dispensary gave me a strain called Kaiju and said I have to watch a kaiju film while smoking it so I'm watching Pacific Rim c:
February 15, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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I am ashamed to admit this account has a hold on me
The piss tank on the ISS is now 43% full.
February 15, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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*mötley crüe voice*:
February 15, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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it’s hot if you alt text your art
February 15, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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*pinches nose*

Time for your quarterly reminder that degenerate is a Nazi term, indicating the literal degeneration of a gene pool. Things this referred to: interracial marriage! Queerness! Disability!

It pretty much indicates they don’t think you’re human!

It’s not a cutesy way to say “leftist”
February 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
i don't know if this helps or not but: if you consider yourself monstrous, monsterfuckers are very popular right now
February 14, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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Valentine's Day Sale! Get some cheap smut and support an indie writer. (Follow @craft-witch.bsky.social for more #book updates!)

The Guardian:
bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
www.amazon.com/Guardian-Oll...
ko-fi.com/s/f8ccb48b96

Rough Handling:
www.amazon.com/Rough-Handli...
ko-fi.com/s/a6e5ff3f87
February 14, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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PSA- The chocolate will be discounted tomorrow. Especially the ones in heart shaped boxes. You are welcome 😘
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
it's finally time to mess up

i have a big crush

on myself 🥰
Confess to your crush.
February 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM