Timothy
@landbeforetim.bsky.social
Timothy. 31. Texas. AuDHD. Writer from within the mists. Addicted to the spiciest foods. Heaven-brushing-the-sea colored eyes. Actually a Golden Retriever in a trench coat.
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I got doxxed by Nazis when a certain white supremacist got shot last year so I had to get rid of my punny handle referencing hero of time, so now I’m Landbeforetim
I got doxxed by Nazis when a certain white supremacist got shot last year so I had to get rid of my punny handle referencing hero of time, so now I’m Landbeforetim
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years back some racist chud was complaining that people were being rude to him in public and someone called him “mayonnaise boy”. he was real upset too. it was hilarious
also I just like mayonnaise for real. fite me
years back some racist chud was complaining that people were being rude to him in public and someone called him “mayonnaise boy”. he was real upset too. it was hilarious
also I just like mayonnaise for real. fite me
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February 2, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Explain your username 🎤
I got doxxed by Nazis when a certain white supremacist got shot last year so I had to get rid of my punny handle referencing hero of time, so now I’m Landbeforetim
I got doxxed by Nazis when a certain white supremacist got shot last year so I had to get rid of my punny handle referencing hero of time, so now I’m Landbeforetim
A SECOND TRUMP POOP HAS HIT THE BUILDING
Yeah hang on lemme find it…..apparently it was like a year ago…
Piss or shit you see it running down the fabric. And he’s even already on a towel or something.
Piss or shit you see it running down the fabric. And he’s even already on a towel or something.
Trump Shitting on Himself (Unedited Fox News Footage)
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February 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
A SECOND TRUMP POOP HAS HIT THE BUILDING
Every time someone from east Texas follows me I get nervous we might be related because of the fact my grandfather had like over 100 secret kids
February 2, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Every time someone from east Texas follows me I get nervous we might be related because of the fact my grandfather had like over 100 secret kids
THE AUDIBLE SHITTING NOISE and the rushing everyone out while the lady in green is messing with her nose
I AM SO MAD Trump pooping himself wasn’t on my 2026 Bingo
I AM SO MAD Trump pooping himself wasn’t on my 2026 Bingo
February 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
THE AUDIBLE SHITTING NOISE and the rushing everyone out while the lady in green is messing with her nose
I AM SO MAD Trump pooping himself wasn’t on my 2026 Bingo
I AM SO MAD Trump pooping himself wasn’t on my 2026 Bingo
WAIT y’all weren’t joking about Trump shitting himself on live television???
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
WAIT y’all weren’t joking about Trump shitting himself on live television???
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Never forget the time Tiffany New York Pollard dragged Omarosa on national television
February 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Never forget the time Tiffany New York Pollard dragged Omarosa on national television
Under this same best case scenario, they’ll be too busy behind bars rotting in prison, charged as felons, permanently stripping their right to own guns.
Even under a best case scenario — Dems take the WH in 2028, ICE and BP are abolished or rebuilt from scratch — we’re still going to have thousands of angry, unemployed, well-armed, MAGA loyalist former immigration cops who have been told for 3-4 years that they’re above the law.
February 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Under this same best case scenario, they’ll be too busy behind bars rotting in prison, charged as felons, permanently stripping their right to own guns.
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It's hard to overstate how ell-organized the portland march that got gassed was... organizers made the crowd promise to be peaceful, said the march would slow in front of the ICE building but not stop, that we would stick to one chant (ICE Out). They did absolutely everything right and got gassed.
February 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
It's hard to overstate how ell-organized the portland march that got gassed was... organizers made the crowd promise to be peaceful, said the march would slow in front of the ICE building but not stop, that we would stick to one chant (ICE Out). They did absolutely everything right and got gassed.
Comparing it to slavery was wild.
Anyway, anyone running for office needs to say “Every single Republican wants you dead.”
Anyway, anyone running for office needs to say “Every single Republican wants you dead.”
The surgeon general of Florida announced that ALL vaccine mandates in Florida will be ended.
February 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Comparing it to slavery was wild.
Anyway, anyone running for office needs to say “Every single Republican wants you dead.”
Anyway, anyone running for office needs to say “Every single Republican wants you dead.”
Is it just me or is Fox News getting a bit colder on the Trump admin. It’s giving 99% loyalty as opposed to the usual 100
February 1, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Is it just me or is Fox News getting a bit colder on the Trump admin. It’s giving 99% loyalty as opposed to the usual 100
I am two mimosas in and I realized I might not actually like mimosas
February 1, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I am two mimosas in and I realized I might not actually like mimosas
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I will give at least one piece of advice as a stranger on the internet. If you join a group and someone is advocating for violence beyond the rest of the group’s standards you should back away. I don’t think those people are necessarily undercover or informants, but they are loose cannons.
February 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I will give at least one piece of advice as a stranger on the internet. If you join a group and someone is advocating for violence beyond the rest of the group’s standards you should back away. I don’t think those people are necessarily undercover or informants, but they are loose cannons.
Because I’ve been in community organizing spaces essentially my entire life since I was 15, people often ask me my takes on Bluesky discourse (and sometimes other sites’ discourses) and my answer is always the same. “Don’t get any advice from strangers online. Find spaces with your same priorities”
February 1, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Because I’ve been in community organizing spaces essentially my entire life since I was 15, people often ask me my takes on Bluesky discourse (and sometimes other sites’ discourses) and my answer is always the same. “Don’t get any advice from strangers online. Find spaces with your same priorities”
Ohio is next so I really hope local groups are already planning and preparing on how they’ll handle the ICE raids when Haitian temporary protected status ends February 3rd
February 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Ohio is next so I really hope local groups are already planning and preparing on how they’ll handle the ICE raids when Haitian temporary protected status ends February 3rd
2026 anime recommendation: Gnosia
February 1, 2026 at 7:10 AM
2026 anime recommendation: Gnosia
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you can’t focus group this. you can’t means test it. just make it fucking stop.
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
you can’t focus group this. you can’t means test it. just make it fucking stop.
Every mutual on here with a dog looks a bit like their dog
February 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Every mutual on here with a dog looks a bit like their dog
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I love this lil guy so much. He loves napping under the blankets with me using my arm as a pillow
February 1, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I love this lil guy so much. He loves napping under the blankets with me using my arm as a pillow
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There is nothing funnier than the scene in The Muppets Take Manhattan where Miss Piggy is replaced with a visibly obvious stunt actor in a Miss Piggy Suit chasing down a mugger
January 31, 2026 at 7:16 AM
There is nothing funnier than the scene in The Muppets Take Manhattan where Miss Piggy is replaced with a visibly obvious stunt actor in a Miss Piggy Suit chasing down a mugger
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Ngl I love it when people snitch tag me into something because it makes me feel important
Like I imagine people tagging me actually subliminally telling me “GIRL CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS”
And I’m just like girl…. ooh this is so messy they were caught in 4K too I cannot believe
Like I imagine people tagging me actually subliminally telling me “GIRL CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS”
And I’m just like girl…. ooh this is so messy they were caught in 4K too I cannot believe
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Ngl I love it when people snitch tag me into something because it makes me feel important
Like I imagine people tagging me actually subliminally telling me “GIRL CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS”
And I’m just like girl…. ooh this is so messy they were caught in 4K too I cannot believe
Like I imagine people tagging me actually subliminally telling me “GIRL CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS”
And I’m just like girl…. ooh this is so messy they were caught in 4K too I cannot believe
I am gently reminding people to behave online as you would in the streets because trust me when I say you are not as anonymous as you think you are
February 1, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I am gently reminding people to behave online as you would in the streets because trust me when I say you are not as anonymous as you think you are