Timothy
@landbeforetim.bsky.social
Timothy. 31. Texas. AuDHD. Writer from within the mists. Addicted to the spiciest foods. Heaven-brushing-the-sea colored eyes. Actually a Golden Retriever in a trench coat.
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Less reply guys and more reply gays
January 31, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Less reply guys and more reply gays
Guess who took a bubble bath
January 31, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Guess who took a bubble bath
There is nothing funnier than the scene in The Muppets Take Manhattan where Miss Piggy is replaced with a visibly obvious stunt actor in a Miss Piggy Suit chasing down a mugger
January 31, 2026 at 7:16 AM
There is nothing funnier than the scene in The Muppets Take Manhattan where Miss Piggy is replaced with a visibly obvious stunt actor in a Miss Piggy Suit chasing down a mugger
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And one of the first survivors to step forward to try to stop Epstein? A trans woman, who was promptly mocked and villified by the New York Post, New York Magazine, the courts and law enforcement.
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
And one of the first survivors to step forward to try to stop Epstein? A trans woman, who was promptly mocked and villified by the New York Post, New York Magazine, the courts and law enforcement.
Even though this is about SAG-AFTRA organizing with Fran Drescher, most people on Bluesky could benefit from watching this FULLY
In other words, organize with people who share your priorities instead of demonizing those who don’t & stop interfering with other communities’ local organizing decisions
In other words, organize with people who share your priorities instead of demonizing those who don’t & stop interfering with other communities’ local organizing decisions
January 31, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Even though this is about SAG-AFTRA organizing with Fran Drescher, most people on Bluesky could benefit from watching this FULLY
In other words, organize with people who share your priorities instead of demonizing those who don’t & stop interfering with other communities’ local organizing decisions
In other words, organize with people who share your priorities instead of demonizing those who don’t & stop interfering with other communities’ local organizing decisions
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Why would they put hand sanitizer in the same bottle as gin?
January 31, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Why would they put hand sanitizer in the same bottle as gin?
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Qanon never stopped any CSAM production, never saved any kids, but did help keep a guy in power who probably raped kids with his best friend The World's Most Famous Pedophile. So, in the end, I guess the real Qanon was the friends they met along the way, on the CSAM enthusiast website.
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Qanon never stopped any CSAM production, never saved any kids, but did help keep a guy in power who probably raped kids with his best friend The World's Most Famous Pedophile. So, in the end, I guess the real Qanon was the friends they met along the way, on the CSAM enthusiast website.
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Qanon was like this story I read in Marlon Brando's autobiography. While at military school, he hated the sound of a clocktower bell, so he stole it, buried it, then acted outraged and volunteered to lead the search party to find it and the culprit. The culprit, lol, was never found.
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Qanon was like this story I read in Marlon Brando's autobiography. While at military school, he hated the sound of a clocktower bell, so he stole it, buried it, then acted outraged and volunteered to lead the search party to find it and the culprit. The culprit, lol, was never found.
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Qanon was never about taking down actual pedophiles and pursuing justice for victims. It was about smearing any and all prominent liberal figures while protecting and empowering actual pedophiles. Qanon was a movement of pedophiles, protecting pedophiles.
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Qanon was never about taking down actual pedophiles and pursuing justice for victims. It was about smearing any and all prominent liberal figures while protecting and empowering actual pedophiles. Qanon was a movement of pedophiles, protecting pedophiles.
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The whole time Qanon was a thing, we kept trying to explain to cooked normies that nobody dedicated to fighting child sexual abuse would choose 4chan as their operation's HQ, because it is arguably the most well-known gathering place for CSAM enthusiasts on the internet.
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 AM
The whole time Qanon was a thing, we kept trying to explain to cooked normies that nobody dedicated to fighting child sexual abuse would choose 4chan as their operation's HQ, because it is arguably the most well-known gathering place for CSAM enthusiasts on the internet.
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So, let's get this straight. Christopher "Moot" Poole created 4chan as a gathering place for hentai and CSAM enthusiasts, started /pol/ the day he met with Jeffrey Epstein, then /pol/ memed Trump to the presidency and birthed Qanon, a conspiracy theory in which Trump is a good person who hates CSAM.
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 AM
So, let's get this straight. Christopher "Moot" Poole created 4chan as a gathering place for hentai and CSAM enthusiasts, started /pol/ the day he met with Jeffrey Epstein, then /pol/ memed Trump to the presidency and birthed Qanon, a conspiracy theory in which Trump is a good person who hates CSAM.
Every day I almost reply with “Why did you reply if you have nothing useful or helpful to contribute with?” But instead I choose to log off and write poetry
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Every day I almost reply with “Why did you reply if you have nothing useful or helpful to contribute with?” But instead I choose to log off and write poetry
Okay, I’ll bite, who is the super obnoxious anarchist on the pro opsec side of the debate everyone is vaguing about?
Feel free to dm me the answer if you can’t reply publicly
Feel free to dm me the answer if you can’t reply publicly
January 31, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Okay, I’ll bite, who is the super obnoxious anarchist on the pro opsec side of the debate everyone is vaguing about?
Feel free to dm me the answer if you can’t reply publicly
Feel free to dm me the answer if you can’t reply publicly
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It turns out, /Pol/ wasn't just the random offshoot of 4chan, a board set up to kind of contain the right-wing chuds and keep them off the other boards...
... but was, instead, created THE DAY that 4chan's founder met with Epstein.
... but was, instead, created THE DAY that 4chan's founder met with Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 AM
It turns out, /Pol/ wasn't just the random offshoot of 4chan, a board set up to kind of contain the right-wing chuds and keep them off the other boards...
... but was, instead, created THE DAY that 4chan's founder met with Epstein.
... but was, instead, created THE DAY that 4chan's founder met with Epstein.
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In the same vein, there is just a tiny bit of a Better Call Saul vibe in this, but it's good info.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DzSo...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DzSo...
LAWYER: The #1 MISTAKE People Make When ICE Knocks on the Door
YouTube video by Attorney Marc Lopez (Marc Lopez Law Firm)
m.youtube.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:49 AM
In the same vein, there is just a tiny bit of a Better Call Saul vibe in this, but it's good info.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DzSo...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DzSo...
This video is 4 years old. These two lawyers have 50 years of experience. Listen to Bill Goodman and Denise Heberle, not advice from strangers online, even me.
In a similar vein, stop posting about protests you went to. Stop posting photos of said protests. Stop posting about crimes you may or may not have committed.
If you are new to opposing any government, watch this video from the National Lawyer’s Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter
If you are new to opposing any government, watch this video from the National Lawyer’s Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter
January 31, 2026 at 4:39 AM
This video is 4 years old. These two lawyers have 50 years of experience. Listen to Bill Goodman and Denise Heberle, not advice from strangers online, even me.
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In a similar vein, stop posting about protests you went to. Stop posting photos of said protests. Stop posting about crimes you may or may not have committed.
If you are new to opposing any government, watch this video from the National Lawyer’s Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter
If you are new to opposing any government, watch this video from the National Lawyer’s Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter
August 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
In a similar vein, stop posting about protests you went to. Stop posting photos of said protests. Stop posting about crimes you may or may not have committed.
If you are new to opposing any government, watch this video from the National Lawyer’s Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter
If you are new to opposing any government, watch this video from the National Lawyer’s Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter
Okay I decided I SUPER hate this discourse
Minnesotans are getting fucking battered, harassed, and occupied while they collectively fight against fascism, like they’ve been for over a decade, while people not from Minnesota are downplaying what they’re doing to the point of it being offensive atp
Minnesotans are getting fucking battered, harassed, and occupied while they collectively fight against fascism, like they’ve been for over a decade, while people not from Minnesota are downplaying what they’re doing to the point of it being offensive atp
...they think the whistles are just for protesting??? jesus fucking christ
January 31, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Okay I decided I SUPER hate this discourse
Minnesotans are getting fucking battered, harassed, and occupied while they collectively fight against fascism, like they’ve been for over a decade, while people not from Minnesota are downplaying what they’re doing to the point of it being offensive atp
Minnesotans are getting fucking battered, harassed, and occupied while they collectively fight against fascism, like they’ve been for over a decade, while people not from Minnesota are downplaying what they’re doing to the point of it being offensive atp
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...they think the whistles are just for protesting??? jesus fucking christ
January 30, 2026 at 11:31 PM
...they think the whistles are just for protesting??? jesus fucking christ
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I am glad I wasn’t the only one getting baffled by the discourse though. This is something I know A LOT about. It was driving me off a cliff to see both sides of the argument go “X is always true” “No! X is never true!” when reality is sometimes X is true and sometimes it isn’t
January 31, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I am glad I wasn’t the only one getting baffled by the discourse though. This is something I know A LOT about. It was driving me off a cliff to see both sides of the argument go “X is always true” “No! X is never true!” when reality is sometimes X is true and sometimes it isn’t
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Oh look it’s now discourse again
People aren’t always simply paranoid. It’s case by case, situation by situation, group by group, and the more you have to lose or risk the more protective measures will be needed. Very simple. It’s adaptive and strategic. No set one size fits all rule
People aren’t always simply paranoid. It’s case by case, situation by situation, group by group, and the more you have to lose or risk the more protective measures will be needed. Very simple. It’s adaptive and strategic. No set one size fits all rule
January 31, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Oh look it’s now discourse again
People aren’t always simply paranoid. It’s case by case, situation by situation, group by group, and the more you have to lose or risk the more protective measures will be needed. Very simple. It’s adaptive and strategic. No set one size fits all rule
People aren’t always simply paranoid. It’s case by case, situation by situation, group by group, and the more you have to lose or risk the more protective measures will be needed. Very simple. It’s adaptive and strategic. No set one size fits all rule
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it is no big puzzle why the venn diagram between school shooters and fascist shooters is rapidly converging to full overlap. Columbinerism is, and always has been, neofascist, because it asserts the divine right of annihilation
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
it is no big puzzle why the venn diagram between school shooters and fascist shooters is rapidly converging to full overlap. Columbinerism is, and always has been, neofascist, because it asserts the divine right of annihilation
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suicidism and apocalypticism have always been fundamental to fascism, but the true innovation of postmodern fascism (ie neofascism) is reject earthly power in pursuit of obliteration. while there has traditionally been some sort of metaphysics to justify this, neofascism is built upon annihilaition
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
suicidism and apocalypticism have always been fundamental to fascism, but the true innovation of postmodern fascism (ie neofascism) is reject earthly power in pursuit of obliteration. while there has traditionally been some sort of metaphysics to justify this, neofascism is built upon annihilaition
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I just finished teaching a j-term course on neofascism at middlebury, and I framed the class around the idea that the main distinction between pre- and post-war fascism is the dominance of the cult of death. fascism pre-war seeks the state; post-war seeks immolation of self, state, volk, and nation.
January 30, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I just finished teaching a j-term course on neofascism at middlebury, and I framed the class around the idea that the main distinction between pre- and post-war fascism is the dominance of the cult of death. fascism pre-war seeks the state; post-war seeks immolation of self, state, volk, and nation.
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And if you do this while In sensitive Signal chats, people who don't want their messages read may not want you in those chats.
For good reason.
For good reason.
I think @‘ing the feds and daring them to come after you is irresponsible and dangerous. They are killing and disappearing people. It is not a game or a joke.
January 31, 2026 at 12:07 AM
And if you do this while In sensitive Signal chats, people who don't want their messages read may not want you in those chats.
For good reason.
For good reason.