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Timothy
@landbeforetim.bsky.social
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Timothy. 31. Texas. AuDHD. Writer from within the mists. Addicted to the spiciest foods. Heaven-brushing-the-sea colored eyes. Actually a Golden Retriever in a trench coat. ✡️🇨🇳🇮🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · Oct 17
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 10h
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Alexander from Full Metal Alchemist. Alexander was the family pet of the Tucker Family and Nina's closest best friend. His breed appears to be a Great Pyrenees and his fur is mostly white. Nina Tucker from Full Metal Alchemist. Nina Tucker was a very young girl with blue eyes and long brown hair pulled back into braids which hang past her waist.
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 10h
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Dipper from Gravity Falls. Taco Bell from Taco Bell
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Green Lantern Kyle Rainor A white fridge
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Fry from Futurama "I'm walking on sunshine Whoooah and don't it feel GOOD!" -Katrina & The Waves
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Thomas Jefferson Hatsune Miku binder
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Gwen Stacy from the Amazing Spider-Man A clock face on a clock tower saying 1:21 AM
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 7h
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Rose Tyler crying while touching a wall. The Tenth Doctor sadly looking at a wall.
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 7h
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Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco Milk
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 7h
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An image of Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash is a fictional character who appears in the fourth incarnation of Hasbro's My Little Pony toyline and media franchise, beginning with My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (2010–2019). An image of a glass jar.
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 32m
I love how out of all of my crimes and sins this is the one you reacted to
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 33m
The “Nov 24” label always successfully predicting how someone behaves on here should also include the “Dec 24” label
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 46m
Protect RP is not associated with Instagram or Facebook. Their email and sign up link is directly listed here.
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 4h
Second worst thing ever to happen to Ashkenazim
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 4h
The way I thought it was a donut
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 5h
My most blue pilled opinion is they should back independent leftists in districts they know Dems can’t win and independent leftists should run in districts they know Republicans can’t win in while the competitive ones get examined case by case with the bare minimum of Dems running on ranked choice
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 5h
I don’t know many independents who will drop a social progressive for differing opinions on social values so long as they have economically left populist policies and viewpoints that make them feel it’ll materially benefit their lives

They need to run independents in every high poverty red district
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 11h
Sometimes I’m reminded of someone who said their interests were SOOOOOO nerdy, niche, and obscure, so when we asked what their interests were, they said “Harry Potter, Hamilton and Star Wars. A lot of people haven’t heard of these before, I know” and I nearly jettisoned myself out a window
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 5h
According to RFK, at this rate, just sneezing wrong causes autism

ACHOO oh no sorry now your kid is infected with the tism have you tried ivermectin to cleanse yourself of autism?
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 6h
I mean the theft sucks either way, but stealing a used sock is a whole other fetish thing 👃
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 6h
Please say they were clean
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Natasha saying "See you in a minute" in Endgame Yelena crying over Natasha's headstone
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 7h
This one is so infamous I just KNOW I will be getting a lot of “TIMOTHY NO”
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 7h
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An image of Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash is a fictional character who appears in the fourth incarnation of Hasbro's My Little Pony toyline and media franchise, beginning with My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (2010–2019). An image of a glass jar.
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Amber Keating, LCSW @amberkeating.net · 7h
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 7h
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Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco Milk
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