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Timothy
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Timothy. 31. Texas. AuDHD. Writer from within the mists. Addicted to the spiciest foods. Heaven-brushing-the-sea colored eyes. Actually a Golden Retriever in a trench coat.
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Mutual Aid 💜 💸

May I please have $40 more dollars so I can buy this chair so I can film more videos? 🥺 I am disabled and have trouble standing.
February 1, 2026 at 6:16 AM
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Nonsense
February 1, 2026 at 6:14 AM
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you can’t focus group this. you can’t means test it. just make it fucking stop.
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Every mutual on here with a dog looks a bit like their dog
February 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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I love this lil guy so much. He loves napping under the blankets with me using my arm as a pillow
February 1, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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There is nothing funnier than the scene in The Muppets Take Manhattan where Miss Piggy is replaced with a visibly obvious stunt actor in a Miss Piggy Suit chasing down a mugger
January 31, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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Ngl I love it when people snitch tag me into something because it makes me feel important

Like I imagine people tagging me actually subliminally telling me “GIRL CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS”

And I’m just like girl…. ooh this is so messy they were caught in 4K too I cannot believe
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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PLEASE HELP ME URGENTLY TO GET A HOME AND FOOD🏳️‍⚧️

I'm so sad no one wants to help me, I haven't eaten in many hours please I need to eat something and be able to pay a rent, I only have to get $850 please if you see this don't hesitate to help❤️‍🩹👏🏼
#MutualAid #Translivesmatter

HELP‼️

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January 31, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I am gently reminding people to behave online as you would in the streets because trust me when I say you are not as anonymous as you think you are
February 1, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Ngl I love it when people snitch tag me into something because it makes me feel important

Like I imagine people tagging me actually subliminally telling me “GIRL CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS”

And I’m just like girl…. ooh this is so messy they were caught in 4K too I cannot believe
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM
MEAT PIE MEAT PIE MEAT PIE
February 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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Never forget the time Tiffany New York Pollard dragged Omarosa on national television
February 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Ew. Cheering on ICE is all I need to see. Thanks for warning
@landbeforetim.bsky.social it’s a lot to catch up on but i noticed you follow this guy and figured you should know he’s chummy with literal nazis
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Imagine defending someone who had very close and very friendly relations with Epstein because they were nice to you, a grown adult white man
February 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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Face
February 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Every tree was born today btw
February 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Never forget the time Tiffany New York Pollard dragged Omarosa on national television
February 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Every time Data With Bangs likes one of my posts I think “Thank you Data With Bangs. You’re much better than the Data without Bangs”
January 30, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Even though this is about SAG-AFTRA organizing with Fran Drescher, most people on Bluesky could benefit from watching this FULLY

In other words, organize with people who share your priorities instead of demonizing those who don’t & stop interfering with other communities’ local organizing decisions
January 31, 2026 at 6:52 AM
I bring a certain “It depends. Not everything is in black and white nor does everything have the same solution” the socials don’t like
January 31, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."

Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
January 31, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Does anyone else remember those creepy anti Obamacare ads Republicans made?
January 31, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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Name a badder bitch!
There is nothing funnier than the scene in The Muppets Take Manhattan where Miss Piggy is replaced with a visibly obvious stunt actor in a Miss Piggy Suit chasing down a mugger
January 31, 2026 at 10:09 PM