Timchat Torah
@landbeforetim.bsky.social
Timothy. 31. Texas. AuDHD. Writer from within the mists. Addicted to the spiciest foods. Heaven-brushing-the-sea colored eyes. Actually a Golden Retriever in a trench coat.
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If I was dictator for a day, I’d give women bats for free and allow Purge Style rules for them for 24 hours
*terms and conditions apply
*terms and conditions apply
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If I was dictator for a day, I’d give women bats for free and allow Purge Style rules for them for 24 hours
*terms and conditions apply
*terms and conditions apply
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Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
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You’re braver than any us marine
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
You’re braver than any us marine
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If you are in a space for a marginalized group you are not part of, you are there to carry boxes and that's it
If you don't get that, go home
If you don't get that, go home
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
If you are in a space for a marginalized group you are not part of, you are there to carry boxes and that's it
If you don't get that, go home
If you don't get that, go home
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Cis people should have no influence or power in trans spaces, no matter how good of an ally they are, how many trans people know and trust them, or who they're fucking. Online or offline. This is the hill I will die on.
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Cis people should have no influence or power in trans spaces, no matter how good of an ally they are, how many trans people know and trust them, or who they're fucking. Online or offline. This is the hill I will die on.
Finally, people will know the joys of shizitou
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Finally, people will know the joys of shizitou
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Curious how Sophia, (remember a teenager who wasn't on trial), being arrested by EIGHT officers didn't make front page news. She didn't get a supportive statement from the PM or the Free Speech Union for some reason
Here's a thread from Twitter shared with Sophia's permission in which she finally is able to talk about Graham using the police as HIS personal goon squad and getting Sophia arrested at home by EIGHT armed police officers, somewhat putting the standard Heathrow armed cops in perspective.
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Curious how Sophia, (remember a teenager who wasn't on trial), being arrested by EIGHT officers didn't make front page news. She didn't get a supportive statement from the PM or the Free Speech Union for some reason
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Here's a thread from Twitter shared with Sophia's permission in which she finally is able to talk about Graham using the police as HIS personal goon squad and getting Sophia arrested at home by EIGHT armed police officers, somewhat putting the standard Heathrow armed cops in perspective.
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Here's a thread from Twitter shared with Sophia's permission in which she finally is able to talk about Graham using the police as HIS personal goon squad and getting Sophia arrested at home by EIGHT armed police officers, somewhat putting the standard Heathrow armed cops in perspective.
I would love it if the regional infrastructure outage impact my wife and my phone’s data would get fixed already because I feel like I’m living in ye olden times
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I would love it if the regional infrastructure outage impact my wife and my phone’s data would get fixed already because I feel like I’m living in ye olden times
Every day this site reinvents 2015 tumblr discourse and I have to check the calendar to make sure I didn’t time travel
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Every day this site reinvents 2015 tumblr discourse and I have to check the calendar to make sure I didn’t time travel
Queer people reclaiming isn’t comparable to cishet people making homophobic jokes. Sure, queer people can be homophobic too, but the idea of policing reclaimed humor isn’t one rooted in queer liberation. That’s why queer people making Grindr jokes about Republicans isn’t the same as cishets doing it
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Queer people reclaiming isn’t comparable to cishet people making homophobic jokes. Sure, queer people can be homophobic too, but the idea of policing reclaimed humor isn’t one rooted in queer liberation. That’s why queer people making Grindr jokes about Republicans isn’t the same as cishets doing it
I saw someone give a pronunciation guide for their very short Anglo name and I was like “this name is easy who could mispronounce this?” and chat the pronunciation guide did not pronounce that name how I expected
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I saw someone give a pronunciation guide for their very short Anglo name and I was like “this name is easy who could mispronounce this?” and chat the pronunciation guide did not pronounce that name how I expected
How many house fires do you think this’ll cause when it suggests to put a frozen turkey/chicken in a pot of hot frying oil on your stove top
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
How many house fires do you think this’ll cause when it suggests to put a frozen turkey/chicken in a pot of hot frying oil on your stove top
Homosex
Marriage
Pizza
I-
Marriage
Pizza
I-
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Homosex
Marriage
Pizza
I-
Marriage
Pizza
I-
Some people’s food opinions have me grateful I am not invited over for any of their meals
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Some people’s food opinions have me grateful I am not invited over for any of their meals
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I was reading a book under the shady tree before the wind decided to assault me
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I was reading a book under the shady tree before the wind decided to assault me
Ramza @paleolithicman.bsky.social is my special little meow meow and my soul mate and camp boyfriend and lover and anyone who doesn’t think he’s precious is wrong. Hope this helps!
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Ramza @paleolithicman.bsky.social is my special little meow meow and my soul mate and camp boyfriend and lover and anyone who doesn’t think he’s precious is wrong. Hope this helps!
@paleolithicman.bsky.social RAMZA MY CAMP BOYFRIEND AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS BACK
If y’all used to be mutuals with Ramza, he’s here
If y’all used to be mutuals with Ramza, he’s here
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
@paleolithicman.bsky.social RAMZA MY CAMP BOYFRIEND AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS BACK
If y’all used to be mutuals with Ramza, he’s here
If y’all used to be mutuals with Ramza, he’s here
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I actually find it very comforting that even Isaac Chotiner in this era gets this angry in replies & quote posts about the blatant venality & corruption dripping and oozing from every crevice of "civil society." Mr. Calm "Let Their Own Mouths Condemn Them" Aloof Guy goes in for a tackle at the knees
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I actually find it very comforting that even Isaac Chotiner in this era gets this angry in replies & quote posts about the blatant venality & corruption dripping and oozing from every crevice of "civil society." Mr. Calm "Let Their Own Mouths Condemn Them" Aloof Guy goes in for a tackle at the knees
Y’ALL!!! This is the cutest beanie ever. Erica is one of the sweetest people alive here, please share their post so they can find a home for this adorable beanieberry
Please share: someone ordered a custom beanie from me. The person turned out to be a scammer. If you want a blueberry beanie from me for 30 dollars plus shipping, please let me know!
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Y’ALL!!! This is the cutest beanie ever. Erica is one of the sweetest people alive here, please share their post so they can find a home for this adorable beanieberry
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Please share: someone ordered a custom beanie from me. The person turned out to be a scammer. If you want a blueberry beanie from me for 30 dollars plus shipping, please let me know!
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Please share: someone ordered a custom beanie from me. The person turned out to be a scammer. If you want a blueberry beanie from me for 30 dollars plus shipping, please let me know!
My support ticket needs to get a reply before I snap because I need that block to finally work again (ifykyk)
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My support ticket needs to get a reply before I snap because I need that block to finally work again (ifykyk)
Finally I can live out my dream of smelling like *reads bottle* holiday pickles?
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Finally I can live out my dream of smelling like *reads bottle* holiday pickles?