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Timothy
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Timothy. 31. Texas. AuDHD. Writer from within the mists. Addicted to the spiciest foods. Heaven-brushing-the-sea colored eyes. Actually a Golden Retriever in a trench coat.
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Context: Right wing influencers are suggesting it was a pre-planned set up to invoke sympathy for Ilhan Omar. They think he’s a paid actor to manufacture an assault. They’re stating he is clearly left leaning and that the entire thing was a faked psyop to smear the right.
i love that rightwingers genuinely seem to believe that political ideology is a set genetic inheritable trait
January 29, 2026 at 7:30 AM
“How dare you suggest the CIA topples governments even though it eventually toppled your government!”
Image with alt text because this is just peak How We Got Here.
January 29, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Hello 911 I’d like to report a murder
January 29, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Wow this site is really into that mouse always tricking that cat
January 29, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Gavin Newsom is to the right of Bill Kristol, a Never Trump Republican, on this.
What makes Gavin Newsom such a skilled politician is that he stands up to Trump’s bullying with piping hot memes AND is able to agree with Trump about policy

www.sacbee.com
Gov. Gavin Newsom: ‘I disagree’ with calls to abolish ICE
The 2028 presidential contender came out against calls to dismantle ICE after an agent fatally shot a Minneapolis woman.
www.sacbee.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:04 AM
This is pretty much a nothing burger. The most telling part is this being leaked does imply internal friction. But otherwise, she just has that generic corporate voice and provides nothing new. Candace is just mad she couldn’t join in on the grift

None of them care about that man, oof
Candace Owens released leaked audio from Turning Point USA in which Erika Kirk is heard giggling and cheerfully discussing attendance figures, merchandise sales, and performance metrics from Charlie Kirk’s memorial event just 11 days after his death...
January 29, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Finally, snacks for gays
January 29, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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he’s chilling
January 29, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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"[T]hey locked me up, cuffed me up, took me down to the hole, stripped me naked and left me ... exposed to the elements in a building that is not heated."
During a freezing cold storm in Missouri, prisoners were being sent out to shovel snow at all hours of the day while small utility vehicles with snow plows and brushes remained idle. The air temperature was below 10 degrees and the wind-chill was -10 degrees continuously from Friday until Sunday.
Prisoners in Missouri Report Being Forced to Shovel Snow in Subzero Temperatures
Incarcerated people were reportedly punished with administrative segregation or discipline if they refused.
buff.ly
January 29, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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The parents of Alex Pretti have retained a former federal prosecutor who helped Minnesota's attorney general convict the police officer who kneeled on George Floyd's neck of murder. https://to.pbs.org/3ZA2HfU
Family of Alex Pretti retains lawyers who helped prosecute the George Floyd case
The parents of Alex Pretti have retained a former federal prosecutor who helped Minnesota’s attorney general convict the police officer who kneeled on George Floyd’s neck of murder.
www.pbs.org
January 29, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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Enjoy some kinetic art that perfectly encapsulates how we’re all currently feeling

Brick by Nik Ramage
January 28, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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Reap what you sow and happy to see her eaten by wild dogs, but let's get real, there's no change in policy or action they're just tossing someone aside which was half of her function from the start.
January 28, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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Hate to gatekeep girlboss but it's very obvious they're happily throwing the bloodthirsty Nazi woman under the bus not because of the bloodthirst or Naziism but because as a woman they already see her as a disposable utensil.
Tillis on Noem: "She is not competent to run this organization"
January 28, 2026 at 11:20 PM
January 29, 2026 at 12:52 AM
You’d think people would realize a satirical news article originally written in 2022 doesn’t mean he literally did this today (or ever), but alas
January 29, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every time someone takes a Satire News Site seriously, a day gets taken off my life span
January 29, 2026 at 12:34 AM
They started PUBLICLY dating when she was 17, which is a trend for him. His first wife was also 17 when she gave birth to his first kid.

Patricia specifically was groomed. Spanish language news is also reporting her marriage to him was unsafe for their daughters.
January 28, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Hi there Internet pet buddies! We are unexpectedly temporarily in the carer role for a little bunny (that may or may not stay permanently) and need a few things to make life simpler.

Wishlist (do not feel obligated!!)

www.amazon.com/registries/g...

Aforementioned bunny pic for cute thing tax
January 28, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Every time I see a report about Minnesotans defeating ICE or them leaving I'm like what the actual fuck because that's not true (yet).

People are working their butts off this week and people are still getting taken and I am a big ball of rage and despair at times & I'm not in the thick of it.
January 28, 2026 at 10:15 PM
It’s less shame, and more indicative of the public’s views. This tactic is to better conceal their identities to prevent public backlash, especially when they’re off duty. It’s also to prevent legal accountability further down the line. It’s so they can travel freely without risk of social ostracism
I'm starting to think the Trumpist mastery of propaganda is failing them. The DHS agents posing this way makes it look like they're ashamed of themselves.
January 28, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Enjoy some kinetic art that perfectly encapsulates how we’re all currently feeling

Brick by Nik Ramage
January 28, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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I had to see sleep paralysis demon teletubbies & slop demon hunter, so you have to see it too
January 28, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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ICE kidnapped 5 people from my community this morning. I don’t live in Minneapolis. I live in LA County. They’re still here and their still brutalizing.
January 28, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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It even happens with other audhd folks specifically. “I can do X/deal with Y, so other audhd people don’t have an excuse.”

Fam, what the fuck are you talking about? The fact that we don’t all have the same responses to external stimuli should be a pretty clear indicator that our experiences vary
January 28, 2026 at 9:24 PM
My experiences with non-bipolar ND folks

*famous bp person publicly crashouts any psych or bipolar person could tell you comes from bp struggles*

Adhder/AUDHDers: as a ND person, it’s BAD to say they’re struggling with bp. These people don’t need medical help they’re just evil! ~I~ don’t do this
January 28, 2026 at 9:11 PM