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Timothy
@landbeforetim.bsky.social
Timothy. 31. Texas. AuDHD. Writer from within the mists. Addicted to the spiciest foods. Heaven-brushing-the-sea colored eyes. Actually a Golden Retriever in a trench coat.
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Pinned
Being on social media like
Comparing it to slavery was wild.

Anyway, anyone running for office needs to say “Every single Republican wants you dead.”
The surgeon general of Florida announced that ALL vaccine mandates in Florida will be ended.
February 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Is it just me or is Fox News getting a bit colder on the Trump admin. It’s giving 99% loyalty as opposed to the usual 100
February 1, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I am two mimosas in and I realized I might not actually like mimosas
February 1, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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I will give at least one piece of advice as a stranger on the internet. If you join a group and someone is advocating for violence beyond the rest of the group’s standards you should back away. I don’t think those people are necessarily undercover or informants, but they are loose cannons.
February 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Because I’ve been in community organizing spaces essentially my entire life since I was 15, people often ask me my takes on Bluesky discourse (and sometimes other sites’ discourses) and my answer is always the same. “Don’t get any advice from strangers online. Find spaces with your same priorities”
February 1, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Ohio is next so I really hope local groups are already planning and preparing on how they’ll handle the ICE raids when Haitian temporary protected status ends February 3rd
February 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
2026 anime recommendation: Gnosia
February 1, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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Nonsense
February 1, 2026 at 6:14 AM
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you can’t focus group this. you can’t means test it. just make it fucking stop.
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Every mutual on here with a dog looks a bit like their dog
February 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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I love this lil guy so much. He loves napping under the blankets with me using my arm as a pillow
February 1, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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There is nothing funnier than the scene in The Muppets Take Manhattan where Miss Piggy is replaced with a visibly obvious stunt actor in a Miss Piggy Suit chasing down a mugger
January 31, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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Ngl I love it when people snitch tag me into something because it makes me feel important

Like I imagine people tagging me actually subliminally telling me “GIRL CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS”

And I’m just like girl…. ooh this is so messy they were caught in 4K too I cannot believe
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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PLEASE HELP ME URGENTLY TO GET A HOME AND FOOD🏳️‍⚧️

I'm so sad no one wants to help me, I haven't eaten in many hours please I need to eat something and be able to pay a rent, I only have to get $850 please if you see this don't hesitate to help❤️‍🩹👏🏼
#MutualAid #Translivesmatter

HELP‼️

goget.fund/49rsM5p
January 31, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I am gently reminding people to behave online as you would in the streets because trust me when I say you are not as anonymous as you think you are
February 1, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Ngl I love it when people snitch tag me into something because it makes me feel important

Like I imagine people tagging me actually subliminally telling me “GIRL CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS”

And I’m just like girl…. ooh this is so messy they were caught in 4K too I cannot believe
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM
MEAT PIE MEAT PIE MEAT PIE
February 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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Never forget the time Tiffany New York Pollard dragged Omarosa on national television
February 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Ew. Cheering on ICE is all I need to see. Thanks for warning
@landbeforetim.bsky.social it’s a lot to catch up on but i noticed you follow this guy and figured you should know he’s chummy with literal nazis
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Imagine defending someone who had very close and very friendly relations with Epstein because they were nice to you, a grown adult white man
February 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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Face
February 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Every tree was born today btw
February 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM