Timothy
@landbeforetim.bsky.social
Timothy. 31. Texas. AuDHD. Writer from within the mists. Addicted to the spiciest foods. Heaven-brushing-the-sea colored eyes. Actually a Golden Retriever in a trench coat.
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Pinned
Ngl I love it when people snitch tag me into something because it makes me feel important
Like I imagine people tagging me actually subliminally telling me “GIRL CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS”
And I’m just like girl…. ooh this is so messy they were caught in 4K too I cannot believe
Like I imagine people tagging me actually subliminally telling me “GIRL CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS”
And I’m just like girl…. ooh this is so messy they were caught in 4K too I cannot believe
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Ngl I love it when people snitch tag me into something because it makes me feel important
Like I imagine people tagging me actually subliminally telling me “GIRL CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS”
And I’m just like girl…. ooh this is so messy they were caught in 4K too I cannot believe
Like I imagine people tagging me actually subliminally telling me “GIRL CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS”
And I’m just like girl…. ooh this is so messy they were caught in 4K too I cannot believe
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BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM
BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)
MEAT PIE MEAT PIE MEAT PIE
February 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
MEAT PIE MEAT PIE MEAT PIE
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Never forget the time Tiffany New York Pollard dragged Omarosa on national television
February 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Never forget the time Tiffany New York Pollard dragged Omarosa on national television
Ew. Cheering on ICE is all I need to see. Thanks for warning
@landbeforetim.bsky.social it’s a lot to catch up on but i noticed you follow this guy and figured you should know he’s chummy with literal nazis
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Ew. Cheering on ICE is all I need to see. Thanks for warning
Imagine defending someone who had very close and very friendly relations with Epstein because they were nice to you, a grown adult white man
February 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Imagine defending someone who had very close and very friendly relations with Epstein because they were nice to you, a grown adult white man
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Every tree was born today btw
February 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Every tree was born today btw
Never forget the time Tiffany New York Pollard dragged Omarosa on national television
February 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Never forget the time Tiffany New York Pollard dragged Omarosa on national television
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Every time Data With Bangs likes one of my posts I think “Thank you Data With Bangs. You’re much better than the Data without Bangs”
January 30, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Every time Data With Bangs likes one of my posts I think “Thank you Data With Bangs. You’re much better than the Data without Bangs”
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Even though this is about SAG-AFTRA organizing with Fran Drescher, most people on Bluesky could benefit from watching this FULLY
In other words, organize with people who share your priorities instead of demonizing those who don’t & stop interfering with other communities’ local organizing decisions
In other words, organize with people who share your priorities instead of demonizing those who don’t & stop interfering with other communities’ local organizing decisions
January 31, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Even though this is about SAG-AFTRA organizing with Fran Drescher, most people on Bluesky could benefit from watching this FULLY
In other words, organize with people who share your priorities instead of demonizing those who don’t & stop interfering with other communities’ local organizing decisions
In other words, organize with people who share your priorities instead of demonizing those who don’t & stop interfering with other communities’ local organizing decisions
I bring a certain “It depends. Not everything is in black and white nor does everything have the same solution” the socials don’t like
January 31, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I bring a certain “It depends. Not everything is in black and white nor does everything have the same solution” the socials don’t like
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Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
![Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you
can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike,
It is so ORDERED.
SIGNED this 31st day of February, 2026.
_________________________________________________
FRED BIERY
UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE
[photo of Liam]
Credit: Bystander
Matthew 19:14
John 11:35](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:73t3muu2pudsajp7a2fj3aly/bafkreigfz6fzbu65haq7nfqgaoe7m42gsaonpinpmaaptuzd5atkqvya4i@jpeg)
January 31, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
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Does anyone else remember those creepy anti Obamacare ads Republicans made?
January 31, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Does anyone else remember those creepy anti Obamacare ads Republicans made?
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Name a badder bitch!
There is nothing funnier than the scene in The Muppets Take Manhattan where Miss Piggy is replaced with a visibly obvious stunt actor in a Miss Piggy Suit chasing down a mugger
January 31, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Name a badder bitch!
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The news I always wish to wake up to
January 24, 2026 at 12:59 AM
The news I always wish to wake up to
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Hold up did he impregnate his dog
Who is this ad even for
Who is this ad even for
January 28, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Hold up did he impregnate his dog
Who is this ad even for
Who is this ad even for
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Every time I make a post just assume this is me behind the screen
January 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Every time I make a post just assume this is me behind the screen
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There is nothing funnier than the scene in The Muppets Take Manhattan where Miss Piggy is replaced with a visibly obvious stunt actor in a Miss Piggy Suit chasing down a mugger
January 31, 2026 at 7:16 AM
There is nothing funnier than the scene in The Muppets Take Manhattan where Miss Piggy is replaced with a visibly obvious stunt actor in a Miss Piggy Suit chasing down a mugger
Being in a support group dedicated to traumatized adult children of parents who struggled with mental illness is sometimes wild because I’ll go “well EVERYONE experienced this as a kid” to a room so quiet you can hear crickets, heartbeats, and eyelids blinking
January 31, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Being in a support group dedicated to traumatized adult children of parents who struggled with mental illness is sometimes wild because I’ll go “well EVERYONE experienced this as a kid” to a room so quiet you can hear crickets, heartbeats, and eyelids blinking
So true bestie
organizing + malarkey = grifter
January 31, 2026 at 9:21 PM
So true bestie
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organizing + malarkey = grifter
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 PM
organizing + malarkey = grifter
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This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M
January 31, 2026 at 9:01 AM
This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M