Timchat Torah
@landbeforetim.bsky.social
Timothy. 31. Texas. AuDHD. Writer from within the mists. Addicted to the spiciest foods. Heaven-brushing-the-sea colored eyes. Actually a Golden Retriever in a trench coat.
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the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Homosex
Marriage
Pizza
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Marriage
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Some people’s food opinions have me grateful I am not invited over for any of their meals
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Some people’s food opinions have me grateful I am not invited over for any of their meals
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I was reading a book under the shady tree before the wind decided to assault me
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I was reading a book under the shady tree before the wind decided to assault me
Ramza @paleolithicman.bsky.social is my special little meow meow and my soul mate and camp boyfriend and lover and anyone who doesn’t think he’s precious is wrong. Hope this helps!
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Ramza @paleolithicman.bsky.social is my special little meow meow and my soul mate and camp boyfriend and lover and anyone who doesn’t think he’s precious is wrong. Hope this helps!
@paleolithicman.bsky.social RAMZA MY CAMP BOYFRIEND AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS BACK
If y’all used to be mutuals with Ramza, he’s here
If y’all used to be mutuals with Ramza, he’s here
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
@paleolithicman.bsky.social RAMZA MY CAMP BOYFRIEND AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS BACK
If y’all used to be mutuals with Ramza, he’s here
If y’all used to be mutuals with Ramza, he’s here
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I actually find it very comforting that even Isaac Chotiner in this era gets this angry in replies & quote posts about the blatant venality & corruption dripping and oozing from every crevice of "civil society." Mr. Calm "Let Their Own Mouths Condemn Them" Aloof Guy goes in for a tackle at the knees
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I actually find it very comforting that even Isaac Chotiner in this era gets this angry in replies & quote posts about the blatant venality & corruption dripping and oozing from every crevice of "civil society." Mr. Calm "Let Their Own Mouths Condemn Them" Aloof Guy goes in for a tackle at the knees
Y’ALL!!! This is the cutest beanie ever. Erica is one of the sweetest people alive here, please share their post so they can find a home for this adorable beanieberry
Please share: someone ordered a custom beanie from me. The person turned out to be a scammer. If you want a blueberry beanie from me for 30 dollars plus shipping, please let me know!
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Y’ALL!!! This is the cutest beanie ever. Erica is one of the sweetest people alive here, please share their post so they can find a home for this adorable beanieberry
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Please share: someone ordered a custom beanie from me. The person turned out to be a scammer. If you want a blueberry beanie from me for 30 dollars plus shipping, please let me know!
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Please share: someone ordered a custom beanie from me. The person turned out to be a scammer. If you want a blueberry beanie from me for 30 dollars plus shipping, please let me know!
My support ticket needs to get a reply before I snap because I need that block to finally work again (ifykyk)
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My support ticket needs to get a reply before I snap because I need that block to finally work again (ifykyk)
Finally I can live out my dream of smelling like *reads bottle* holiday pickles?
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Finally I can live out my dream of smelling like *reads bottle* holiday pickles?
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Incredible photo of Miga at Friendsgiving last night
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Incredible photo of Miga at Friendsgiving last night
This is why I constantly think about how Bush stole the election from Al Gore
Monday ice update - #Arctic sea ice extent is currently the *2nd* lowest on record (JAXA data)
• about 770,000 km² below the 2010s mean
• about 1,390,000 km² below the 2000s mean
• about 2,010,000 km² below the 1990s mean
• about 2,530,000 km² below the 1980s mean
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• about 770,000 km² below the 2010s mean
• about 1,390,000 km² below the 2000s mean
• about 2,010,000 km² below the 1990s mean
• about 2,530,000 km² below the 1980s mean
More zacklabe.com/arctic-sea-i...
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This is why I constantly think about how Bush stole the election from Al Gore
My region is currently under an outage for both Wi-Fi and cellular data and I’m over here like “how was internet service better when it was still dial up?”
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My region is currently under an outage for both Wi-Fi and cellular data and I’m over here like “how was internet service better when it was still dial up?”
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This morning. This evening 😕 Walksies 🐾
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This morning. This evening 😕 Walksies 🐾
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"we're gonna do rape apologetics but make it feminist and liberal"
This is the way. We’ve been forced to hold space and “keep sweet” and it fuels their entitlement. We need to match energy. Roll up and dismiss every complaint they have.
Refuse to believe their SA accusations. Tell them they did something to cause it. Only help women at work.
Refuse to believe their SA accusations. Tell them they did something to cause it. Only help women at work.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"we're gonna do rape apologetics but make it feminist and liberal"
I was reading a book under the shady tree before the wind decided to assault me
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I was reading a book under the shady tree before the wind decided to assault me
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Nugget reaches peak cuteness about 2 weeks after he visits his hairstylist. He gets just scruffy enough in that time to push the envelope on canine adorability.
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Nugget reaches peak cuteness about 2 weeks after he visits his hairstylist. He gets just scruffy enough in that time to push the envelope on canine adorability.
Rewatching the Sabrina the Teenage Witch sitcom in adulthood means yelling “Get a job! Stay away from her!” any time Josh is on screen
And that’s not even touching the joke where Roland, who is middle aged, kept flirting with Sabrina and then told her 16 is too old for him. Prison!!!
And that’s not even touching the joke where Roland, who is middle aged, kept flirting with Sabrina and then told her 16 is too old for him. Prison!!!
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Rewatching the Sabrina the Teenage Witch sitcom in adulthood means yelling “Get a job! Stay away from her!” any time Josh is on screen
And that’s not even touching the joke where Roland, who is middle aged, kept flirting with Sabrina and then told her 16 is too old for him. Prison!!!
And that’s not even touching the joke where Roland, who is middle aged, kept flirting with Sabrina and then told her 16 is too old for him. Prison!!!
See, we don’t need AI, we just need former theatre kids with ADHD
Wicked but it's the Muppets
YouTube video by Ricky Downes III
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November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
See, we don’t need AI, we just need former theatre kids with ADHD
Sometimes… they just need to tell prospective buyers “Just demolish this building. Trust is; you don’t want to see the interior. You don’t want to renovate. The location is good—just bulldoze and start over we beg of you”
They really don't want to share any interior shots but when they do, you just know that unspeakable acts have been committed within... www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 3 bedroom end of terrace house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom end of terrace house for sale in 75 Camden Mews, Camden, London, NW1 9BY, NW1 for £925,000. Marketed by Auction House London, Hampstead
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November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Sometimes… they just need to tell prospective buyers “Just demolish this building. Trust is; you don’t want to see the interior. You don’t want to renovate. The location is good—just bulldoze and start over we beg of you”
HELL YEAH AUSTRALIA
🇦🇺 Australia is officially on track to become the first country to eliminate #CervicalCancer by 2035, thanks to falling cancer rates, improved survival, #HPV vaccines and self-screening options, though there’s still work to do on screening participation. 🎯
Australia on track to eliminate cervical cancer by 2035 | Ministers' media centre
A new report shows Australia is on track to become the first country to eliminate cervical cancer by 2035.The report from the Centre for Research Excellence in Cervical Cancer Control confirms rates o...
ministers.pmc.gov.au
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
HELL YEAH AUSTRALIA
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🇦🇺 Australia is officially on track to become the first country to eliminate #CervicalCancer by 2035, thanks to falling cancer rates, improved survival, #HPV vaccines and self-screening options, though there’s still work to do on screening participation. 🎯
Australia on track to eliminate cervical cancer by 2035 | Ministers' media centre
A new report shows Australia is on track to become the first country to eliminate cervical cancer by 2035.The report from the Centre for Research Excellence in Cervical Cancer Control confirms rates o...
ministers.pmc.gov.au
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
🇦🇺 Australia is officially on track to become the first country to eliminate #CervicalCancer by 2035, thanks to falling cancer rates, improved survival, #HPV vaccines and self-screening options, though there’s still work to do on screening participation. 🎯
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More than a year ago, Nugget discovered he enjoyed lounging in a plastic bin we hadn’t put away yet. He still goes back to it daily. So now it’s officially a dog bed, and we can never put it away. We aren’t monsters, after all.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
More than a year ago, Nugget discovered he enjoyed lounging in a plastic bin we hadn’t put away yet. He still goes back to it daily. So now it’s officially a dog bed, and we can never put it away. We aren’t monsters, after all.
I love how I’m like “I’m making this up in my mind. I am surely overreacting. Let me ask for a second opinion” and no no instead I’m UNDERREACTING because I gaslit myself
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I love how I’m like “I’m making this up in my mind. I am surely overreacting. Let me ask for a second opinion” and no no instead I’m UNDERREACTING because I gaslit myself