Dalassa
dalassa.bsky.social
Dalassa
@dalassa.bsky.social
Accidental Pharisee defender. Thinks hedgehogs are cute.
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I am making a thread of the beginnings of all the chapters of the Pharisee’s Wife so it’s easier to find.
Greek and Roman culture was down on polygyny and they made a big deal out of having only one wife. At the time of the foundation of Christianity and its early centuries there was push back against polygyny among Jews as well.
I know everyone wants to meme about polycules and patriarchs, but let's take a couple minutes and think here.

1) Historically, monogamy is a significant step forward for women's rights.

2) The Salt Lake City Tribune may have different motives for caring about polygamy than my queer friends...
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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I want to clarify because I have studied Talmud with Jewish atheists. But it would be wild to actually have a discussion about the argument at the beginning of Taanit with a non-Jewish atheist because I am curious what their opinion would be on that.
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Atheist: Listen, according to Adin Steinsaltz's commentary ...
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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oh this is absolutely what i think. i think they feed him fake polls and outright AI slop
At this point, I wonder if he isn't lying when he says he has "my highest Poll Numbers, ever" since it's entirely possible that's what his aides are telling him. It's quite likely that there's an entire Potemkin village built around Trump right now.
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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When you think about it, plants are the kulaks of the natural world. Their "photosynthesis" is nothing more than bourgeois parasitism on the honest proletarian labour of the noble Stakhanovite sun
Anti-solar NIMBYs aren't beating the accusations of being pretty dim bulbs. "Extracting from the sky" is a good one
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Late to this but omg imagine trying to cook here.
Confuse people about where your kitchen is.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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There is NO FUCKING EXCUSE for this to be happening.

I had a baby die in my arms of pertussis some fifty years ago. It was a HORRIBLE death. But my fellow nurses said to me, "It's almost stamped out now, they're all getting the shots, we won't be seeing this again."

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE HERE. 😡
A third infant has died in Kentucky, KYDPH adds:

“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”

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November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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It’s pretty funny how often this thing happens where some dogmatic Christian wanders into the replies of a Jew posting about Judaism, says something dumb, gets corrected by numerous Jews, and concludes Jews are just bitter nasty bullies who are too close-minded to understand them.
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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this is the second rule of Posting.

The first rule of Posting is: never Post.
PSA: if you quote post me first, you have formally invited me in

i abide by poster’s vampire rules
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Canasta on the other hand is very “Latina grandma who smokes Lucky Strikes and paints her nails dark red” coded.
My grandmother’s beau taught me to play poker, clearly this shows that poker is a specifically Jewish cultural thing
zohran is identity politics for me specifically, a person who grew up playing texas hold ‘em with my socialist immigrant grandparents
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Point: No
Counterpoint: NO in all caps
Oh please just fuck off
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I heard there was a secret page
Where scheming zios plot backstage
But you don't read the Protocols, do ya
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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i’m a 57k followers 57k following account. my feed is incomprehensible. i believe in nothing. and i know everything.
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My grandmother’s beau taught me to play poker, clearly this shows that poker is a specifically Jewish cultural thing
zohran is identity politics for me specifically, a person who grew up playing texas hold ‘em with my socialist immigrant grandparents
what?
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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“It’s transphobic to gender Rep. Sarah McBride correctly, instead of misgendering her for lulz.”

Do you people fucking hear yourselves? That’s like saying it’s racist not to refer to Barack Obama with a hard r.
I'm on a transphobe list for sticking up for Sarah McBride and saying misgendering her is always wrong.
No, I do not “pick on” trans people, I have never done anything like this. And frankly, I think the willingness of some people to completely invent accusations of transphobia in the desperate search for a cudgel against ideological opponents suggests they don’t really care about transphobia
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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I need some people to get it in their heads that no matter WHAT misgendering a trans person is and is always transphobia and it's never justified
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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the various bizzare left-wing spins on this are not necessarily less stupid or wrong. however, they are much less dangerous, because “rule by depressed communist Posters” is not a real threat anywhere outside of the internet, whereas “rule by white supremacist misogynists” is
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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turns out a lot of people just want to be an upstanding member of a notional community of peer equals in mutual affirmation that their lives are Good and Right, with free license to abuse anyone who doesn’t fit whatever their particular idealized norm is.
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Nodding off for a nap and waking up to the sound of my cat drinking out of my water glass.
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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The hard truth is that Jewish people and orgs are perceived as having much more power and influence than we do - in front of and behind the scenes. This is a fact for the Left and the Right. So the Left protesting a synagogue is seen as "speaking Truth to Power."
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Remembering when people called Stancil a Zionist genocider because he had a Neo-Bundist art piece on his wall.
No, I do not “pick on” trans people, I have never done anything like this. And frankly, I think the willingness of some people to completely invent accusations of transphobia in the desperate search for a cudgel against ideological opponents suggests they don’t really care about transphobia
Listen dude, you can try and ride for this guy all you want, but the trans userbase of this platform fucking hates him because he picks on them. I'm going to listen to the trans people I know who are telling me he's bad. Plus I've been in these threads and seen it
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM