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Timothy
@landbeforetim.bsky.social
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Timothy. 31. Texas. AuDHD. Writer from within the mists. Addicted to the spiciest foods. Heaven-brushing-the-sea colored eyes. Actually a Golden Retriever in a trench coat. ✡️🇨🇳🇮🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · Oct 17
Being on social media like
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 1m
I’m very proud of myself I managed to wait until now to drink coffee. Longest I’ve lasted before the withdrawal migraines came

Now for that tasty 8 ounces of espresso
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 16m
This was getting hard to not post but I caved some. It’s 2025 people, not 2028
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 16m
Every day I thank the heavens above I don’t have team sports brain for public servants who’re elected to do a job. Give them credit where credit it due, but also give them critique and pushback where it is also due. If you’re only doing the former, you’re just as ignorant as the carrot cult you mock
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 24m
Something something once we decided Palestinians were acceptable casualties no matter who we voted for we were always going to end up picking off our own population next as the acceptable targets something something
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · Sep 5
Babe what’s wrong? You haven’t touched your pumpkussy
A sakasiya brand “pocket pussy cup” edited to have a pumpkin entrance. The pumpkin is shaped like a vagina and anus. The top left is an orange logo that says, “Pumpkin Spice. Sakasiya” The text at the bottom is orange with fall themed leaves flying behind it. It reads: Ribbed and spiced for your pleasure
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 29m
This is because of all of the Themed Fleshlights edits isn’t it
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 31m
Video Description: Costumed Sonic performers dancing to the song WAP by Cardi B
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 31m
Happy WAP Wednesday for those who celebrate
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 34m
His swollen weird looking anus haunts me
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 34m
“Create your own AI slut” no I don’t think I will thanks
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 41m
I am being haunted by the same singular porn ad on every site I use

Why it gotta be Naruto 😭
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 46m
“They have welcomed three otter pups, born on August 25, to mom Elbe and dad Jilin. The three brothers are Asian small-clawed otters, […], and their parents joined the zoo in 2024 as part of a breeding program to help the Asian Small-clawed Otter Species Survival Plan.”

I would die for them
Zoo welcomes 3 adorable otter pups born to first-time parents
The otter brothers are still learning to wiggle around their nest. They'll be viewable in about 14-16 weeks.
www.khou.com
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Bukkakestocracy @boo.bsky.social · 9h
The rise of male loneliness correlates with the decline of splitscreen and offline multiplier games
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 9h
“Significantly, the test demonstrated 92 percent sensitivity, meaning it reliably identified individuals with ME/CFS, and an impressive 98 percent specificity, effectively excluding individuals without the disease.”

Chronic Fatigue syndrome now has a very accurate blood test!

GREAT NEWS!!!!
Breakthrough Blood Test for ME/Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Unveiled
A groundbreaking development in the diagnosis of Myalgic Encephalomyelitis/Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (ME/CFS) has emerged from a collaborative research project between the University of East Anglia
bioengineer.org
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fishu @ coms closed @goldfishu.bsky.social · 7d
making a thread of fanarts im doing between work for funs
knights of guinevere
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🕸️jess m. 🎃🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 5d
drawing this uniform was deceptively hard 🫤
#knightsofguinevere #artpost
illustrations of Andi/Andrea, a character from the new glitch series Knights of Guinevere. She's a girl with a stressed out face, a streak of grey in her dark hair and bags under her eyes, with tan skin and a dot on her upper lip. her uniform is this odd green smock with protective gloves. She also wears a black jacket in one with yellow trim, over her uniform.
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StarBiology @starbiology.bsky.social · 3d
watched the Knights of Guinevere pilot and it sucker punched me with inspiration 💖💖
drawing of main character from Knights of Guinevere. Shes an android holding her dress up like a princess but in one of her hands she's holding blue guts coming out from her instead. Around the picture is a golden frame with patterns and behind her is a drawing of Park Planet
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Dominick Storyboards 🇳🇱🍉 (Commissions open) @dominickvanderhoff.bsky.social · 3d
Knights of Guinevere shipping! 👷💙🤖
Guinevere feels insecure about her appearance but Frankie cheers her up while Andi watches
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Missy and Tilly Corgi @missyandtillycorgi.bsky.social · 1d
I am 👑
Cute Missy on bed.
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GONZO the ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 1d
Latenite archival BabbyGonz time! Suckit, haterz!
Orange and white kitten on a Pink bed. Ridiculously cute.
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 1d
We get it you’re very charming and cute 🙄
It’s my cat being sleepy.
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Crazybunny_lady 🐰 @crazybunnylady001.bsky.social · 2d
A small, gray lop-eared rabbit sits outdoors on a textured green surface.
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NightMar on Hicks Street, Part 4: The Rabbit’s Revenge @histoftech.bsky.social · 1d
having a rabbit living in my house is truly a delight, thank you for your ongoing service sir
A small gray rabbit makes a mess with hay on a rug while eating
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 18h
my dog and his girlfriend would like to go bluesky official
Canelo and Birdie
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Kameron Hurley @kameronhurley.com · 1d
Good night from this dog
Black dog with white paws and graying in about looking directly at camera
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