Andreya
@andreyasasylum.bsky.social
3.3K followers 2.2K following 1.4K posts
Cat lady. Lesbian. Not your señorita. Enter at your own risk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdhdjbnqpa
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andreyasasylum.bsky.social
Talk to your doctor to see if shutting the fuck up is right for you.
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch
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feralito.bsky.social
“Some people can reply” is my kryptonite.
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theciscokidder.bsky.social
It's sad how people expect change without actually changing anything. It's me, I'm people.
andreyasasylum.bsky.social
Yes! If you aren’t a blank profile anymore, and want a follow back, be a fucking adult. We don’t all have endless time to obsess over who is or isn’t following us.
andreyasasylum.bsky.social
I don’t follow about 1k back because most of them were/are blank accounts. I had enough bots on Twitter.
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stuforreal.bsky.social
Don't even talk to me until i've had my plenary authority
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jordangerous.bsky.social
be the villain in everyone’s stories
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steamymac.bsky.social
I’ve yet to hear anyone say, “You know what would make things better? More billionaires.”
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adoptabledogs.bsky.social
Maxwell 🐶
Adult male Labrador Retriever mix
Adoptable from New Beginnings Animal Rescue (Southaven, MS)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/maxwell-78653617/ms/southaven/new-beginnings-animal-rescue-ms235/
Maxwell is a Adult Labrador Retriever mix Maxwell is a Adult Labrador Retriever mix Maxwell is a Adult Labrador Retriever mix
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cosmicallyf.bsky.social
Love me if you dare, but do it from over there.
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gupton68.bsky.social
Whenever I feel alone I try to remind myself that my parents are looking down on me with love and hoping that one day I’ll find happiness with a special someone, and that when I do I’ll finally let them out of the attic.
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shesquiteadelight.bsky.social
"Unsubscribe" is my new response to everything.
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cosmicallyf.bsky.social
I like to play a game where I eat an entire box of laxatives shortly before a flight in coach.
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
When he dies, a huge percentage of his supporters will instantly turn against him & say they never liked him & it will be hilarious
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popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
You’re telling me some nerds gummied these clusters?
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bestestname.bsky.social
I hope the super intelligent ai puts us in the same cage together
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leenmcbeans.bsky.social
There is no ‘love’ in marriage but there an i and ‘rage’. Coincidence?
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beeclaudia.bsky.social
How it feels when you come home after work and get into your pjs
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blairloudly.bsky.social
everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore